Chapter 24 Such a pediatric thing as a slap in the face~

"What the hell is a nobleman?"

Xiao Qiang, who was eavesdropping outside, was secretly anxious, and he couldn't even speak clearly~ This girl herself is going to be recruited as a partner, how can she let the second ancestor inside take her away.

"Nobility is not something!" Sure enough, Anya didn't understand what Xiao Qiang meant.

"I mean, the habits of the nobility and the like, which way to get closer to the pretence~!" To put it bluntly, it's pretending.

"This~"

Anya scratched her hair roots that were a little malnourished and yellowed painfully, he had never been in contact with several nobles, how could he understand the nobles and get used to going! "Hey!" Anya suddenly thought of something.

"The aristocracy likes to talk about some history, culture, inheritance and the like, I don't know what it means, these are all brought out of the shelter by them, you~ can you do it?" Anya looked at Xiao Qiang with a little expectation, and she couldn't tell what she was thinking~

"Is this going to test my 5,000-year-old Chinese history?"

Xiao Qiang laughed, it turned out to be the old and the young in the shelter, no wonder he was superior to others, I'm sorry, history class has always been his highest grade~

"Then let's talk about it, and see if we can fool around."

Xiao Qiang stood up and was about to walk in, but Anya pulled him back again, and quickly shook his hand, "You can't wear this clothes, look at the one inside, that bastard is wearing a pre-war shirt, we have clothes made of animal skins at most!" You're going to be a goofy as soon as you get in! ”

"Clothes? I have it! ”

Xiao Qiang was stunned, what clothes he had! Xiao Qiang silently read the system backpack in his heart, countless materials were shining, Xiao Qiang smiled very obscenely, and hurriedly took off his coat and threw it to Anya, who was a little confused:

"Help me with my clothes, I'll come when I go!"

"You! Who are you? The second ancestor stood up suddenly, even the richest nobles in Ya'an City couldn't get together this dress! This is all pre-war material!

"That's up to me!"

Skill activation! Eyes of the Heart! Next to the second ancestor, there appeared his inner narration,

"How can there be nobles here! Why do I feel that standing in front of the lord, how can the etiquette teacher teach? "Sure enough, it's a waste second ancestor! This kind of person is the best to deal with, Xiao Qiang showed a wicked smile with disdain, which made the second ancestor go to a cold war again, and he felt that he had been seen through!

Xiao Qiang walked to the stool disdainfully and sat down with Erlang's legs, although he was a little blessed, but wasn't this the performance of the aristocracy. And ordinary aristocrats don't have this food treatment~

"Have you eaten all your manners into the dog's belly? When you ask someone, introduce your own family first! ”

Xiao Qiang's high-minded tone was uncomfortable to listen to, but these people still ate this, and they were all stunned at once!

"Don't waste my time, time is of the essence! You've made me waste 2 minutes in vain! ”

Xiao Qiang deliberately raised his hand again to reveal the gold watch on his wrist, and everyone swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time, but this exquisite gold watch was enough to make the nobles of Kundu City crazy!

The second ancestor suddenly became at a loss, and only reluctantly revealed his details:

"I'm the 17th heir to the Jackson family, Will Jackson, I wonder what your guests are visiting?"

"Hah! Hahahaha! Xiao Qiang couldn't help laughing, that's it, you still dare to speak Chinese at this level, why don't you learn English~ That's what you do.

"Distinguished guests? Visit? You really think this is your home! Your etiquette teacher can dance yellow! Xiao Qiang took the lead and scared the second ancestor into a tremble!

"Yellow ~ Yellow River!" The second ancestor turned pale, and when he heard this word, he nodded resignedly. But in my heart, I thought, this must be a high-class nobleman!

"Are you a nobleman here? The world is Kyushu, you belong to that state! ”

"Huh?" Now not only the second ancestor is confused, but a room of people is blinded! What's the situation~What does this mean, what Kyushu~

"Oh~ I forgot, you are a foreign surname, and you don't even have our Chinese blood, so why do you call yourself a nobleman in our Chinese land! Where is your genealogy, how many pre-war civilizations have you inherited! Is your inheritance my Huaxia or Western barbarians!! ”

Xiao Qiang's voice was sonorous and powerful, and every sentence made the second ancestor at a loss, thinking that this kind of guy who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to learn will not learn these boring things seriously.

"You have a teacher!"

"Yes! Yes! Finally, there was a sentence that I could understand, and the second ancestor chick who was taken in his heart nodded his head to eat rice.

"What kind of subject teachers are there?"

"What are the subjects? Etiquette teacher, language teacher, and ~"

"What else."

Xiao Qiang's questioning made the second ancestor completely confused,

"No~No~ I'm not the heir to the top three, no~ I'm not qualified to learn too much knowledge~"

Second Ancestor's face was pale, and his father didn't have such a powerful aura here! He didn't know why he would answer Xiao Qiang's question so honestly.

"Nope! Wrong! Why should I listen to you! ”

"Quiet! Collect the gods! The way you look is a disgrace to the nobility! Your father should have thrown you into the col!! ”

Nishizu seems to have finally remembered the purpose of coming here! But Xiao Qiang's explosion made the weak second ancestor tremble, and forgot his words again~

Damn, Xiao Qiang understands, what aristocrats, all of them are deceitful, these so-called aristocrats are just rich people who have mastered a lot of pre-war materials!

There is no inheritance, I am afraid that they only have gold, silver and jewelry in their treasury, eating, drinking, merrymaking, intrigue, and fighting for power and profit.

Although Xiao Qiang is not an angry young man, he will never allow these outsiders to pretend to be big-tailed wolves on the land of Shenzhou! The irritation manifested directly in his mouth:

"Look at you, you don't stand like a seat, you don't have a seat! Sloppy and sloppy, the outfits are all wrong! ”

"Hold your chest up, raise your head and pout your buttocks, how do your etiquette teachers teach you to stand! The grace and elegance of the nobility have been thrown out of the clouds by you! ”

"Your outfit is so untidy! Is this a battlefield? Or are you running away! What about the majesty and pride of being a nobleman? Why are there still stains on your clothes! How can you wear such clothes and embarrass the aristocracy! ”

"The head can be broken, and the hairstyle can't be messed up! Look at your chicken nest head! Don't tell me there's not even a bottle of shampoo here, what about the gel water? Nothing? How did you survive! ”

"How long has it been since you showered? A nobleman must keep his body neat and odorless! The dust on your neck can be rubbed into a ball, and you don't have a noble appearance from beginning to end, inside and out! ”

Xiao Qiang's mouth was like touching a highly poisonous machine gun, and even Lao Ruoke was sweating when he heard it, not to mention the second ancestor who was the party concerned! He was so stunned at the moment that he almost vomited blood and fell to the ground!

Xiao Qiang didn't say a single dirty word from beginning to end, but every word he said was a dagger cutting the heart of the Second Ancestor with a blunt knife!

Listening to Xiao Qiang's words like a book from heaven, Old Locke's psychology beat a drum, he had already seen that Xiao Qiang's life experience was not simple, but he definitely didn't expect that Xiao Qiang was actually a high-class nobleman!

These luxurious living concepts are by no means cultivated by reading a few books, let alone the products of a wasteland! In fact, it can be seen from his performance along the way that this is an unfathomable, bold and careful person, and he is now looking forward to what changes Xiao Qiang's arrival will bring to this land!

Xiao Qiang, who scolded Shuangshuang, only felt that the top and bottom were smooth and refreshed, no wonder so many people were willing to receive it, this scolding is really the best way to maintain fitness and nourish qi, and the second ancestor played like this~ In the past two days, the depression in my heart has been swept away!

"Aristocrats are better than cultivation, words must be reasonable, pay attention to ......" Xiao Qiang, who is a good teacher, occasionally looked up, the whole room was already pitch black, and the only light was the oil lamp on the table that I didn't know when.

"It seems to be late~ It's not good to disturb others to rest, by the way, what are you doing here?"

Xiao Qiang scolded for a long time, and suddenly realized that he was running off topic so badly, why did he teach this bastard aristocratic etiquette~

As soon as Xiao Qiang's words came out, he clearly heard the sound of glass breaking! The tax officer's face was pale and shaky, the second ancestor is no longer in person at the moment, you don't even know what happened, and you have been howling here for a long time!!

"I, I'm here...... Come to the government...... Government Allocation ...... Assigned servants ......"

At this moment, the second ancestor has been completely destroyed by Xiao Qiang's language offensive psychological defense, and he can't speak evenly! This is the common problem of these bastards who don't produce bastards who grow up with a golden soup spoon, their hearts are fragile, they can't withstand failure, and they are the so-called nobles who have broken their inheritance~

"Pay attention to your words, are you saying it again?" Xiao Qiang put his hand to his ear and made a gesture of listening.

"Distribution~Distribution~" The second ancestor has collapsed and can't say a word clearly~

Xiao Qiang beckoned too lazy to waste any more time, and now the effect is already very good.

"Forget it, it seems that you have this ability, since you are all nobles, uh~ you can barely count, then ours is the matter will be solved in the way of the aristocracy! Do you have no objections! Xiao Qiang snapped his fingers, and without waiting for the second ancestor to answer, he continued:

"Now put in front of you two options! Assertive or arbitrary? Xiao Qiang took out a pair of white gloves and put them on slowly.

"Huh?" The second ancestor looked dazed~ I don't know what it means, Xiao Qiang shook his head in pain, and sighed:

"Hey~ It's really a bun in a remote area! We are more than financial resources, more than knowledge, arbitrariness we are more than force, I prefer arbitrariness, although violence damages the appearance of the nobles, but this is more in line with my character~"

Let's go for it!! Your mouth is the strongest weapon! Looking at Xiao Qiang's sinister smile, this is everyone scolding in their hearts!

"Which one do you choose~"

"Ding!" Xiao Qiang took out a sharp spike from behind him like a trick and drilled through the square table at once, this thing made the faces of a room of people change greatly! Daredevil Claw!!

"I~I!! Wow!!! I'm looking for Mom! I'm going to find my mom!! ”

The second ancestor covered his head and ran out, Xiao Qiang was stunned, or everyone was stunned, this guy actually ran away like this?

"The party abstained, Ma Rui will be my woman from now on, I don't think you will have any objections~"

Xiao Qiang played with the night devil's claws and looked at the thin tax officer, this guy's receptivity was obviously much higher than that of the second ancestor, but it wouldn't be much better!

If you are not in front of Xiao Qiang, it is difficult for anyone to feel the terrifying anger under the carelessness! One night demon, a dozen marauders, hundreds of zombies, and the murderous aura raised by the three orc tribes is not something that ordinary people can bear.

"No~ This is an agreement between nobles, we have no right to intervene, hit~ bother!" The tax official was about to leave with him, but Xiao Qiang was obviously not prepared to let him go like this!

"Shall I let you go?" The tax officer's steps were instantly frozen, and he was sweating profusely in the cold weather!

"You~What other instructions~" The tax officer who was distracted even forgot that Xiao Qiang couldn't control him at all, and could only say that Xiao Qiang's performance was too shocking!

"I just wanted to remind you! Distinguish between what should be taken and what should not be taken! ”

Xiao Qiang's eyes made the tax collector fall into the Ice Valley, and quickly took out the 2,000 alliance coins and put them on the table! I want to leave with my head down! Xiao Qiang got up and blocked their way, and the tax officer looked at Xiao Qiang's shiny leather shoes in horror!

Suddenly, three thousand-yuan bills were stuffed into his jacket pocket, and the tax officer inexplicably raised his panicked head and looked at Xiao Qiang, who was wearing a weird smile, what does this ~ mean~

"What I give you is yours, I don't give it to you, you can't rob it! That kid doesn't need me to teach you how to do it! You just have to remember that I don't like to get into trouble, but I'm not afraid of it. ”

The people of the tax team seemed to be enchanted, and nodded at the same time, and actually gave birth to a sense of gratitude and awe in their hearts.

Xiao Qiang helped the tax officer sweep his shoulders and encouraged him with a smile: "Do a good job, I am optimistic about you!" ”