Chapter Twenty-Six: Dabi Begins

After looking around to see no one, the two quickly came to the eaves.

The little cousin took out his mobile phone and dialed it: "Xiong Xiong, we're in place, let's start your performance." But you have to be careful, if I find out that you are injured, see how they clean you up. ā€

Gu Xiangyang immediately took two steps back, this little cousin only needed a look or a word, which could make Gu Xiangyang have countless goosebumps all over his body.

After a while, I heard a rough male voice faintly sounding: "you, don't stop Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is going up to find my young master in a hurry!" ā€

Then there was a faint sound of fighting and cries of pain.

The little cousin smiled proudly, stepped on Gu Xiangyang's shoulder according to the plan discussed in advance, took a personal ladder to climb to the second floor, and then pulled Gu Xiangyang up.

The two sneaked into the second floor, and this was the first time Gu Xiangyang came up.

Following the little cousin, Gu Xiangyang's eyes couldn't help but look around, this Nima is luxury, not to mention the enough cold air of the central air conditioner, especially this decoration is simply luxurious.

The walls are all painted, and even the carpet on the floor must be a good thing, it is soft to step on it, and there is no sound at all, which is softer and more comfortable than the bed I slept in.

Across the hallway, there is an outdoor pool, and the two walk around the pool to the back, and at the other end is an open-air escalator.

Climb the stairs, just behind the water tower on the roof.

poked his head out and looked at it for a while, Gu Xiangyang's eyes straightened, is this a party? Nima's eyes are full of long legs, and there are all kinds of people, and what makes people squirt blood is the actions of those young masters of the Cao family, which is really shameless, but it makes people yearn for it.

This time, Gu Xiangyang didn't even need to open his clairvoyant eyes, just watched the live performance directly.

"Hey, let's eat something while watching."

At some point, my little cousin brought some food and drinks.

"Hold the grass! Remy Martin, your sister, is really rich. Gu Xiangyang scolded as soon as he saw the two wine bottles in his little cousin's hand, and hurriedly took one bottle and poured it violently.

"Ahh It's not as good as the second pot head. ā€

"Haha, you're really a dirt bun, can this thing be compared to horse urine? Also, have you ever drunk horse urine? Does it really taste the same? ā€

"You've just drunk horse urine, Lao Tzu, is this a metaphor?"

Gu Xiangyang was so depressed that he didn't pay attention to the little cousin's sissy.

"Alright, just kidding, let's try this."

The little cousin handed Gu Xiangyang a black thing.

"What's this? Why is it blacker than carbon? ā€

"Poof, don't worry about it, it's definitely delicious."

Gu Xiangyang tasted it suspiciously, holding the grass! This glutinous and soft is also fruity, and it is really delicious.

The little cousin just watched Gu Xiangyang eat one piece after another with a playful face, and didn't tell Gu Xiangyang what it was.

Gu Xiangyang didn't know, that thing was really not a good thing, if he knew that this was a deep-fried baba specialty of the foot basin country on the other side of the sea, it was estimated that he would even be able to spit it out the next year's dinner.

"Hey, do you want to do something? If you look at it like this, I guess the pants will wear out? ā€

The little cousin looked at Gu Xiangyang with a smile.

"Go, go, you pervert, you love staring at places you shouldn't. I said how did you bend it? Gu Xiangyang stayed with his little cousin for a while and drank a lot of wine. I think that the little cousin is not bad except for that aspect.

"Hehe, you don't care about this, I don't think about Zhihui, just say if you want to find a girl, right?"

"Who said that? I'm not rare for other women, I want Zhihui, and her blood must be taken by Lao Tzu...... Belch...... and asked her to help Lao Tzu give birth to a bunch of sons. Gu Xiangyang felt that the wine was surging, this is such a remy horse, and the stamina is really enough.

"Hehe, I just want to be good, come on, little cousin supports you."

"I said, little cousin, what's your name? Although we will all be relatives in the future, I have to let me know what your name is, right? ā€

"Hehe, I have a single name, the youngest male in the family, they all call me Xiaoyi."

"Rub, this sounds like a monk's name."

"Alright, you've seen enough, let's give them some fun."

The little cousin said and took out a bag of translucent powder and shook it in front of Gu Xiangyang.

"Hold the grass! Brother Xiao Jue, you're looking for death, aren't you? This bag of white noodles is enough to shoot ten times! ā€

"What do you want? This is a powerful laxative, hehe, eat it within an hour of the seizure. We went to get drugged first, and then locked all the rooms with restrooms, hehehehehe. ā€

"Brother Xiao Jue, you are awesome! Stay away from me in the future. ā€

Gu Xiangyang felt scared when he thought about it, how perverted does this Nima have to be to come up with this kind of trick?

However, to have the opportunity to govern these second ancestors, Gu Xiangyang is still very happy in his heart.

After getting drugged, he handed it over to his little cousin, and Gu Xiangyang hid and waited for him to come back.

This little cousin really didn't cover it, he just shook it out, and no one noticed him at all.

Naturally, when he came to the place where the food and wine were placed, he saw that his little hand was lightly raised, and a thin layer of powder was evenly sprinkled all over the food on the table.

Then he opened the few unopened bottles and secretly threw in the laxative.

Watching his little cousin turn back slowly, Gu Xiangyang couldn't help but admire it, this Nima is a magic skill, which can be called a stealth technique.

Looking at Gu Xiangyang's eyes, the little cousin shook his hair very coquettishly and said, "Don't worship brother, brother is a legend." ā€

"Nima, vomit~ Who worships you so much? I adore this ability of yours. Brother Xiao Jue, can you tell me how you sat until you were not discovered? Also, why do you want me to help you sneak in from behind? I guess no one will notice if you just walk from the front, right? ā€

"Hey~ family esoterics, I don't want to give advice. Let's go, it's time to lock the door. ā€

After the little cousin finished speaking, he was about to pull Gu Xiangyang away.

"Wait, I'm adding a little disgust to them."

Gu Xiangyang closed the valve of the water tower by the way, and then removed the valve handle and hid it.

"Eh, are you really vicious? But I like it. ā€

"Eh~ Come on, whoever you like to find whomever you like, don't look for me, my brother is still straight!"

The two laughed and scolded and went to lock all the doors of those houses, not to mention that this little cousin really had a set, this thing locked the door, and stuffed a small ball of soft tin foil into the keyhole.

After the two of them locked all the rooms on the first floor, the upstairs began to mess up. Hurried footsteps, slamming doors, roars, and cries rang out in the room.

Gu Xiangyang and his little cousin left quickly, pretending to be nothing, and came out of the woods and returned to the house.

"Grass! What's going on? Why is it so lively? It's just that the smell in this house is so weird? As soon as he entered the house, Gu Xiangyang shouted in his voice.

"Yo, I'll go, second brother, what's wrong with you?"

"I'll you, little one, don't look at jokes, help me find a toilet. Lao Tzu couldn't hold it anymore" The second cousin bent over the stairs with one hand and covered his hips with the other.

"Hey~ I'm sick to death, so people don't want it." The little cousin covered his nose and took a few steps back.

"Grass, aren't you a brother?" The second cousin glanced at Gu Xiangyang on the side and said, "You! Go and help me get a toilet, I—I'll give you 100,000, oh no, 1 million! ā€

"Huh? I? Why should I listen to you? My boss is Zhihui, and if you want me to work, you have to go to Zhihui. "Gu Xiangyang came to see a good show, so it was impossible to help him at this time.

"Puff~Puff......" A discordant voice sounded, and before the second cousin could continue to speak, the crotch of his pants bulged out, and there was dripping yellow water along the way.

"Second Young Master, the door is open, come on!" A servant ran over to help the second cousin.

"Hold the grass! Why can't you hurry? There's still a fart, huh? After the second cousin finished speaking, he gave the servant a big mouth, and then ran inside in a strange manner.

"Haha...... Belch! Gu Xiangyang didn't laugh a few times before he froze, this little cousin was holding his mobile phone and shooting the video.

......

This night, the manor was very lively, but fortunately, the servants here arranged a lot, and in the end there was not much trouble.

And the water valve was broken by Gu Xiangyang, and it didn't stump these people, and the water in the pool saved the emergency.

just wronged Gu Xiangyang, his little cousin and Cao Zhihui who appeared out of nowhere, and the three of them spent the night in the security room.

Two days later, Mr. Cao came back with three truckloads of things at the same time.

However, Old Man Cao did not let the juniors of the Cao family watch, and when the truck left, Old Man Cao immediately gathered everyone to the door of the hall. Immediately, everyone sent a notebook to announce the start of the big competition.

The door of the hall behind Old Man Cao was slowly pushed open, and everyone couldn't help but gasp, only to see that the original furniture in the hall had all been removed and filled with various objects again.

Dabi's request is very simple, that is, each person takes his assistant in turn to identify various items, and then records the item information and valuation.

The eldest cousin naturally took the lead in entering, he brought a beautiful woman, and this woman naturally didn't know what to identify, just a playmate that the eldest cousin brought out to pass the lonely time.

Everyone will be put into one person every once in a while, Gu Xiangyang speculated on the time, estimated that he would have to wait for at least three or four hours, and simply sat on the ground on the side and began to nap.

"Hey! How did you sit here and fall asleep? Are you that sure? With Cao Zhihui's words, Gu Xiangyang felt a pain in his calf.

"Hold the grass, Cao Zhihui, why are you kicking me?" Gu Xiangyang rubbed the painful part of his leg that was kicked by Cao Zhihui.

"I said you can't be serious? You see, where are other people using their time to observe, why do you hide here and sleep? Cao Zhihui is really anxious, if she is at the bottom of the big competition this time, she believes that her grandfather will definitely marry her directly.

"Hey, that's because they don't have the ability, you'd better take a break, don't I say it too quickly and you won't have time to record."

Gu Xiangyang's words were silent, but they were also heard by several Cao family disciples in the back.