Chapter 22: Mom, Are You Talking About Your Boyfriend?
When Xia Xiaoxia came back from work, she saw the so-called gift given to her by her apprentice.
Originally, she was still looking forward to it, but when she opened the box outside and looked inside, she was shocked again.
This is...... What the hell?
Porcelain jars from the seventies and eighties, and what are the representative items of the seventies and eighties, what does this mean?
Or is it actually the apprentice's own treasure, and then he gave his favorite thing to himself? This explanation makes sense, after all, she has also heard that some people like this kind of thing.
Just thinking about it, the apprentice's WeChat sent it.
"See the gift? Do you like it? Specially picked for you. ”
If Xia Xiaoxia was not sure before, it was determined now, and the one specially selected for her was probably the apprentice's favorite, although she didn't like it, but the other party was reluctant to accept it, and hurriedly thanked her.
"I love it, thank you."
"If you really want to thank you, just teach me well!"
As long as Si Heng thought of the joke he made in front of all the employees last time, his face was ugly, he would be ashamed one day, and there was Teng Ziyu's scumbag, where could he compare himself from childhood to adulthood?
This time it's the same hanging!
"Well, good! This time, I have made you a few syllabuses that are more suitable for you, and we will follow this systematically. ”
Si Heng was ready to do a big job, and suddenly thought that he was going on a business trip, Xia Xiaoxia was still hesitant to ask for leave from the gold master's apprentice, but she didn't expect that the gold master's apprentice would also go on a business trip, and she couldn't help but be grateful for this coincidence.
"Uh-huh, I'm also on a business trip! However, you can take advantage of this opportunity to practice more. ”
Si Heng was surprised that the master was going on a business trip, but he thought that the apprentice was talking about gay before, and he was a little worried about the master's bad boss.
"Be careful when you travel on business, and if your boss wants to do something to you, you must not be polite to him."
Xia Xiaoxia's heart warmed, but the gossip of complaining gradually rose, and her fingers quickly typed on the phone.
"But seriously, our boss seems to be really a gay! You didn't know I was reprimanded today! He felt like I was seducing one of the managers in our company. And the manager seemed to be a couple with him, so he got jealous and called me in! But God knows, I'm so ugly, even if I take off my clothes and lie there, I guess the manager won't look down on me! ”
After finishing speaking, Xia Xiaoxia felt that what she wrote was a bit of a red fruit, not like what a master said, so she hurriedly withdrew it, but the apprentice's reply had already been sent.
"Master, take care. If not, change jobs! ”
It's terrible to have such a boss!
After Xia Xiaoxia and his apprentice gossiped, he felt that his apprentice was too understanding, after all, not everyone could accept these complaints and negative news. But it wasn't too early, and she hurriedly ended the topic.
"Don't talk about it, my babies are coming back!"
Si Heng was stunned.
"Babies?"
"Yes! I have a pair of dragon and phoenix twins, and I am only four years old this year. One by one is so naughty that it can't be done! ”
Speaking of children, Xia Xiaoxia always has a stomach to say.
Si Heng was speechless.
Originally, I thought that the master's fifty babies were very good, but now I found out that the more bullish ones are behind, and they are still dragon and phoenix fetuses!
What a cow X!
The two of them chatted like this, until Xia Bei and Xia Nan came back, and Xia Xiaoxia's meal was not ready.
Xia Bei patted his stomach and wrinkled his little face aggrievedly.
"Mommy, I'm so hungry!"
Habitually, I used to eat at this time, but now the two children are naturally hungry.
Xia Xiaoxia hurriedly turned off her phone and sped up the movements in her hands.
When the meal was served, Xia Xiaoxia picked up the phone again, and Xia Nan next to him raised his eyebrows.
"Mom, are you talking about a boyfriend?"
The phone in Xia Xiaoxia's hand was not held steady, and it fell directly to the ground, and the screen was shattered.
Perfect!
Xia Nan rolled her eyes, an expressionless and indifferent face.
"It's talking, why are you so excited?"
Xia Xiaoxia was angry, glanced at her son, looked at her mobile phone distressedly, and choked speechlessly.
Where did this dead kid come from, so unpleasant?
Xia Bei touched Xia Xiaoxia's chest, as if to comfort her, and then quickly jumped off the chair and took out an unassembled mobile phone from the room.
"Mommy is not careful, Beibei will give you a new mobile phone!"
Xia Xiaoxia has already paid the money, so she is naturally at ease to use, but the phone card was not given by the apprentice, but was replaced by her own, and she didn't forget to express her gratitude to the apprentice after eating.
"I used the phone you gave, it was very easy to use. Thank you! ”
In order to show that he is not a person who takes money and does not work, Xia Xiaoxia began to teach his apprentices later, but with the consent of Si Heng, he was also taught on the live broadcast.
"First of all, King Pesticide is not a killing game, but a tower pushing game. Secondly, this game does not rely on individual talents, but on teamwork. It's not that if I take the C position, I kill a lot of people, I'm very powerful, even if one person doesn't kill, as long as the support is good, he is just as powerful. ”
"Then let's talk about the spawn times of the buffs and ancient creatures in the arena. All river creeps appear thirty seconds after the game, and river creeps will reappear 70 seconds after they are killed. It takes 90 seconds for the red and blue buffs to reappear after being killed. The red buff increases the hero's damage by 20% and slows it down, while the blue buff reduces the cooldown of the hero's abilities and quickly restores blue. Each time the red and blue buffs are attached to the hero, the duration is 60 seconds. If the attached hero is killed by a locality, the red and blue buffs are transferred to the enemy hero who killed the hero. ”
"When playing games, you not only need to pay attention to these, but also pay attention to the operation of the military line. The lane is also known as creeps and artillery, as well as super creeps. Creeps appear ten seconds after the start of the game......"
If Xia Xiaoxia didn't say it, Si Heng really didn't notice this.
Listening to Xia Xiaoxia's explanation, some things in my mind suddenly fused together, and there was a feeling of integration.
Also thinking the same thing as him are the demon king fans who are watching the live broadcast.
"Your Excellency is amazing. If the adults didn't say it, I didn't pay attention to it before. ”
"Yes, yes! Oh my God, there's so much more to it here! ”
……
The live broadcast room blew up, and because of Xia Xiaoxia's careful and detailed explanation, the entire live broadcast room was suddenly full, and all kinds of aircraft and rockets were flying all over the sky.
As Xia Xiaoxia's apprentice, how could Si Heng miss this kind of thing?
Even if he is a fan, he should be the master's number one fan in the world, right?
As a result, everyone saw that Master Fan Mania contracted the rocket of the entire live broadcast room in an instant.
Xia Xiaoxia was startled, and hurriedly taught Si Heng not to do this on WeChat.
"Actually, if you let me broadcast live, I'm already taking advantage of it! So you don't want to send it anymore. And you give the rocket, I don't get much money. ”
"I've got money!"
Looking at the screen fixedly, Xia Xiaoxia viciously gave her middle finger.
You're rich, you're the master!
In the live broadcast room, the rockets of "Batian" flew all over the sky, and one by one begged for the thighs of the senior brother, begged for the senior brother's cover, and begged for kisses and hugging and holding high.
The person who shouted and shouted to kill and put the sack before was gone.
There are also those who want to ask for a mentor, all kinds of things, everything.
But suddenly, a message came out, and everyone went straight to the building.
"I said, for Mao I feel like an apprentice spoils the master? Is Big Brother really a child? How old is the child? Is there such a rich child? ”
A word to wake up the dream, there is a wood?
All kinds of news that began to beg for explosive photos popped up.
Xia Xiaoxia knew that a rich person like an apprentice was very taboo for others to dig into his privacy, so he shouted in the live broadcast room, asking everyone not to disturb a child's world.
Child!
Si Heng looked at the two people on the screen, "child", and for some reason suddenly felt a touch of warmth in his heart.
Perhaps, he has never felt this kind of warmth from his loved ones.
When he told Teng Ziyu about this, Teng Ziyu was startled.
"I said you wouldn't, would? Treat a stranger in the game as your relative? Are you crazy or stupid? You can apprentice, you can learn technology, but do you know whether the cat or dog opposite you is lying to you? Has your 255 IQ been eaten by dogs? ”
"Get out!"
"Good, good! I'm out! You and your dear master should fall in love with each other! ”
Teng Ziyu hung up the phone, but Si Heng stared at the phone screen a little stunned.
He asked himself that he was not an impulsive person, but when facing the master, it was always easy to let go of the defense in his heart, or perhaps, because the two people were strangers and didn't know each other, so it would be like this.
He thought about it and asked Xia Xiaoxia.
"I often hear you talk about your two babies, and I see you go home every day to cook, take care of the children, live broadcast or something. What about your significant other? ”
Better half?
I don't know why my apprentice suddenly asked these questions, but Xia Xiaoxia still gave a pertinent answer.
"I didn't know who the other party was, the child appeared out of nowhere. But it was life, and I had my blood in my body, so I raised them despite the hardships and hardships. I'm proud. ”
How could it be?
It's so big that there's no wonder.
Si Heng didn't think that Xia Xiaoxia would deceive him at all, because there was no need for this.
If you want to hook up with him, as early as when you find him, you have already done everything possible to inquire about his identity and name, instead of the two hiding it from each other.
"I hope that the younger brothers and sisters can grow up safely and everything will go well."
Xia Xiaoxia stared at the words "junior brother and sister", embarrassed.
The senior brother who was beaten by such a young junior brother and sister is probably the only one of his apprentices, right?
"Thank you, they will."