Chapter 64: The Learning of Pretending to Be Coercive (18)
The days have been boring for a few days, and Teacher Luo Liet has not been asking me questions in the past few days, maybe I was greatly praised by the overlord flower for this case-solving action.
Since she didn't ask questions, I was relieved, you must know that liberal arts have always been my weakness, and I haven't made progress for many years.
Even if I can't run first, I can still run in the top three, and within a few days, the sports commissioner Xu Qiangrose informed me that I was going to participate in a sports competition.
I nodded, this Xu Qiangrose is a good-looking person in the class, and the most popular thing is her tall figure and athlete-like physique, and she has a charm like a spicy girl all over her body.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have made her a sports commissioner, and I've been secretly peeking at me lately, and this feeling has been getting stronger and stronger since that swimming session.
I know I'm in good shape, but just by instructing them to swim, do you like me?
I don't know, and I don't want to know, their appearance is too different from Dongfang Liang, I can't take care of Dongfang Liang, can I still take care of other women?
It's another Sunday, and the playground is crowded today!
We have a lot of competitions here, such as long runs, sprints, hurdles, relay races, shot put, high jump, long jump, horizontal bar, and even a pas de deux.
I'm really drunk on why pas de deux can be a competition.
Seeing that the stadium was full of athletes, wearing clean sportswear, I realized a major situation, I didn't take it seriously at all, and I didn't buy sportswear.
Besides, I don't have much money, and I've been being slaughtered lately, and it's coffee and hot pot, but I'm embarrassed to tell others.
Who am I, Liu Xiaoxi? I dug out my battered cloth shoes and big pants from my bag, and I just wore them out!
As soon as I went out, Dongfang Liang was stunned by laughter, and Xu Qiangrose was also looking at me.
"Hey ......" I greeted everyone: "Sorry, I didn't prepare sportswear, so let's leave it like this!" ”
"Then what's the matter, you represent our class, represent the honor of the team, it's too embarrassing for you to do this, so I'll go out and buy you a body, you wait!"
Sports Commissioner Xu Qiangrose immediately said positively, but Dongfang Liang was in front of him, and immediately said forcefully: "No, I am his girlfriend and I should buy it, do you think I have no money and need you to buy it?" ”
The two of them actually want to quarrel? I saw that it was not good, and hurriedly said: "It's so beautiful, I know you're good to me, but it's just a competition, and it's not a marriage, why are you dressed so neatly!" ”
Xu Qiangrose's eyes were red and left, my eyes widened and I didn't know why, Dongfang Liang angrily twisted on me and said, "Say, are you flirting with her?" ”
"Wronged!"
I hurriedly explained: "I don't even have a relationship with you, how can I have a relationship with someone else!" ”
"I don't think your relationship with that policewoman is simple!"
"I'm a work partner, you actually think of me like that?"
Hmph, I simply ignore her, I have to learn to pretend to deal with women, I have reached the point of being supernatural in this regard, I say second no one dares to say first.
Sure enough, Dongfang Liang immediately lost her temper and comforted me in turn.
I snickered in my heart and pulled my face, so she happily went to buy a sportswear, oh my God, the daughter of the king of the river bought me a sportswear, I chirped in my heart, I'm afraid that no one in this world has this kind of treatment.
Seeing Dongfang Liang leaving, Xu Qiangrose hurriedly said to me: "I am purely a classmate's concern, don't misunderstand!" ”
"Misunderstanding?"
I had a misunderstanding, but she seemed to be very sad, didn't she want to cover it up, I comforted, "No, thank you!" ”
Xu Qiangrose ran away, secretly looking at me from time to time.
I'll go......
"The 2,000-meter run starts right away!"
Our playground is relatively standard, it belongs to the 400-meter runway, and the outer ring is 450 meters.
"Huh"
I stood in front of the track and saw that Fan Jian was actually throwing the discus, as if he had won, he proudly stretched out his hand to look at the spectators in all directions, looked at me again, and lit up his muscles.
Cut, I'm not interested in Zhang Yu at all, I'm so much a girl, that has time to take yours.
Unexpectedly, Fan Jian came over to me and said with a smile: "Dude, teach me, how did you treat your sister, why do so many women like you?" ”
"Girl?"
I thought suspiciously, yes, I remember that no one seems to like me, since I provoked a female ghost, there are more and more women who like me, but I can't touch any of them, could it be that Aixin Jueluo is testing me.
Thinking about it, there is a great possibility, with a head, can the king of Hades choose a horse at will?
I had the heart to tease him and said, "If you want to be a girl, you must first learn to pretend, this is an art, language and physical art, you look at my posture!" ”
As I spoke, I took a pose, my eyes slowly swept around, and suddenly many of the female classmates I taught cheered.
Fan Jian jumped happily, "I've been taught, so how to pretend to be forced in language?" ”
"This is going to be special, you see, everyone wears sportswear, and I wear sportswear, so how can I highlight my personality, so I wear cloth shoes, you know?"
I'm talking triumphantly.
I didn't expect this stupid hat to really believe it, and it didn't take long for him to come out of the dormitory in a padded jacket, and walked slowly towards me in the playground, with deep eyes and no expression on his face.
Thousands of students in the school burst into laughter......
Fan Jianhuo learned to use it, and actually walked slowly with his arms protected, while giving me a look, as if to say, is this right?
At this time, Dongfang Liang bought me a sweatshirt and came back, I hurriedly found a place to change, Fan Jian showed a puzzled expression, walked over and asked: "Big brother, why do you want to change clothes, I think you are cooler in cloth shoes!"
"This outfit, you have to learn to stop in moderation, you see if the classmates around you are always staring at you, isn't it annoying?"
As soon as I finished speaking, two nearby classmates scolded: "Neurotic" and "Perverted!" "Maniac!"
Fan Jian was scolded with blood, and it took a long time to reflect that those people were scolding him. So he asked me: "Why are you pretending to be forced, no one scolds you, and someone scolds me immediately as soon as I pretend!" ”
I tilted my head and thought for a moment, then said, "It should be jealousy!" ”
Fan Jian ran into the dormitory after being scolded, Dongfang Liang looked at his back suspiciously, and asked, "What kind of distorted ideas have you instilled in others!" ”
"I'm going to race, dear, cheer me on! Look at my brother to run first for you! ”
"Bang"
As I was talking, the gun had already gone off, and I hadn't fastened my shoelaces yet, and when I did, I realized that they were almost a quarter of a way out.
"Come on, little evil!"
A few of my good friends and classmates cheered together, and I thought sadly, it's over, this first race was absolutely lost, I was only a little better than the average person in long-distance running, and now I am half a lap behind.
I fought and everyone saw it, and I was running as fast as a mustang.
I couldn't breathe well, I hurriedly used the Daomen heart method to breathe, I felt as light as a swallow, Dongfang Liang bought me a red sportswear, and all the classmates stared at me.
I'm like a red ray on the field.
More than the penultimate place!
Over the penultimate place!
Over the third-to-last!
Fourth place in the positive number!
"Wow......"
The students in the field didn't look at anything, they just watched me run, it was so awesome that I hurriedly slowed down, and this time I said that I would not win first place at all.
The last time I won the first place, I was pestered by so many people, and it didn't annoy me to death.
So I deliberately fell, and countless people in the arena heard sighs and regrets......
Yes......
Ay......
Oh......
I tried to make them feel like I was running hard and I ended up in second place.
The first champion was sweating profusely, he was chased crazy by me, and even though he won, everyone was watching me.
Am I the champion? The first was angry to find that no one was paying attention to him, and no one was paying attention to him.
"The little evil is so good!"
I pretended to be very tired and in pain, and was helped back by my good friend, and I was so excited that I almost revealed my identity as a Taoist priest.
There were countless cheers from behind......