Chapter 107: Outwitting Tongue Kissing Maniac
"Yang Xiao, I hate you! I hate you! …… Woohoo......"
"Hmm~~Hmm, uh-huh~~"
"Cards! What's going on? Ji Xiaofu, what are you playing? You have to struggle, but you can't struggle so much! You know? ”
"Yes, Director."
"One more time."
……
"Yang Xiao, I hate you! I hate you! …… Woohoo......"
"Hmm~~Hmm, uh-huh~~"
"Cards! What are you doing? Why are you staring at you so scary? ”
"Director, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang, he was too sudden, I, I didn't react."
"What about all of a sudden? This scene is very sudden! ”
……
Bai Shiqiu remembered what happened in front of him, and later Zhang Tielin was also turned out with all kinds of black backgrounds, everyone can think of it as remembering that he had such a crazy performance in this "Yitian".
**Forty seconds, but looking at it now, it's more than forty seconds, it's not good at one time at a time, I can't get by, and Sister Pink's two lips are going to be swollen.
And, the most annoying thing is that this kiss scene is actually non-existent.
Originally, there was none, but it was added now.
It's been a long time, and there are already a lot of people around, Su Youpeng and Jia Jingwen have come over, and naturally there is no shortage of Gao Yuanyuan.
"This ......"
“……”
"Lao Bai, you, don't ......" Gao Yuanyuan saw that there was anger looming on Lao Bai's face, so he couldn't help but pull him.
"This fucking ......" Bai Shiqiu had a nameless fire in his heart, and he couldn't hold it back.
If you want to talk about this, I haven't known Sister Xiao Taohong for a few days, but everyone is relatively idle, so we can work out and chat together and eat something, but ...... I just feel very angry.
This Zhang Tielin is simply too much, how can this be?
There were a lot of rumors, but Bai Shiqiu really didn't expect this guy to be so unlimited.
The director is also enough, knowing that this is a big coffee, he was stunned to arrange such a play, and then he cooperated so much, it was too much.
The drama "Yitian", in fact, has two directors, the drama itself is a co-production, many positions are two people, and the same is true for the director, looking at it now, the main thing is to talk about Director Lai in Hong Kong, he also directed the 93 version of "Yitian" before, and there is also Director Yang, this is an old director, he rarely says anything, and he is highly respected and presses the scene.
But right now, Director Yang was also present, watching this scene, Bai Shiqiu saw that the old man's hands were shaking.
It seems that not only himself, but many people feel that Zhang Tielin is too much.
But they all dare to be angry and dare not speak, who doesn't know, what level of existence is Zhang Tielin now?
A first-line celebrity, as popular as the sky, even the fifth elder brother Su Youpeng is not his opponent, he has to be called dad in the play, and his status in this play is very special, what is the relationship between him and Zhang Guoli and Wang Gang?
Hong Kong's Lai Dao is so sycophant, it's not too normal.
Zhang Tielin, Wang Gang and Zhang Guoli, the three of them actually don't have many roles in this play, and this opportunity is too rare for Director Lai.
At this time, the other two members of the Milk Hammer Castle lineup were also watching from the side, just smiling, and it seemed that they were very clear about the relatively colored characteristics of their old partner.
"......" Bai Shiqiu became more and more angry the more he looked at it.
"Cards! Shoot something! You ......"
"Forget it, let's take a break."
It's still not over, this kissing scene seems to take up all of today's working hours, and Zhang Tielin is still very graceful to let him rest, which is simple.
"Woo woo...... "Little Sister Pink, do you need to say this?"
All that's left is crying.
There is almost no rivalry between Gao Yuanyuan and Xiao Taohong, but there was some contact before, and looking at this at this time, I was also uneasy in my heart, but when I thought about it, it was okay, it seemed that Zhou Zhiruo had no kiss scene.
Moreover, at this time, Gao Yuanyuan also made up his mind, he must have said that he would be filming in the future, don't kiss or anything, if you have to have it, just borrow a seat, otherwise this girl will not serve.
No one knew what Gao Yuanyuan was thinking at this time, but he just saw her comforting on the side.
Bai Shiqiu's heart was full of anger, and he couldn't vent it for a while, but next to him was Ma Yucheng, this guy is old, how can he not see it?
"Boy, let's do Tai Chi."
Extreme, right?
Damn, don't let this Hong Kong accent be too dirty.
Bai Shiqiu originally wanted to think about it so that he could bypass this matter, but ......
"Brother Bai, woo...... Don't tell anyone about today's events...... "Little Sister Peach, this is already the master of the six gods."
If I don't say it, will Xu Zheng not be able to see it?
But at this time, the three of them were also chatting.
"I said almost."
"That's not good, filming is so unserious, I have to let her know that she knows how powerful."
"Hehe......"
Zhang Guoli smiled helplessly, people are not serious, isn't it that you Zhang Tielin didn't come to the crew before?
But his old partner is really too busy, and there are too many scenes in his hands, so it's no wonder that he is.
Right now, blatantly taking advantage, there is nothing to say, do the three of them still have to tear their faces because of this matter?
It's impossible.
"Cool off and eat something."
"Okay, haha......"
Zhang Tielin's performance is characterized by one word, blowing his beard and glaring, smiling like this at this time, it is really a bit imposing, but what he eats is fruit, and someone on the side sends bananas and other things.
It's still imported Dole, it's a high-end product these days, and domestic bananas are still very cheap, but who are these three people?
Bai Shiqiu was originally angry, and there was nowhere to come out of a fire, but when he saw bananas eating over there, he suddenly thought about it!
"Sister, don't cry, wipe away your tears, let's fight!"
Fight?
Not only did Xiao Taohong be stupid after hearing this, but the others were also dumbfounded.
"Lao Bai, what do you say?" Gao Yuanyuan looked cute, not at all the shrewd appearance of Zhou Zhiruo in the play.
"Boy, what are you doing?" Ma Yucheng is also confused.
But Bai Shiqiu was full of confidence, and went directly to the place where he had a picnic and brought all those winter dates.
"Sister, he eats bananas, let's eat dates!"
"Huh?"
Xiao Taohong was about to collapse at this time, she was bullied and taken advantage of while filming, but she also met an unreliable stupid boy.
Bai Shiqiu knew that this would be such a reaction, so he simply continued to flicker, "Sister, this date was bought for you by Brother Xu, this date is distracted!" This date has power! This jujube is combative! ”
I'm, Bai Shiqiu said and said, and he felt that he was all hot.
When Xiao Taohong heard this, she somewhat understood, and her feelings for her old white brother were to encourage herself spiritually, so good!
"I'll eat!"
Eat hard, a string of tears, little peach has a thought in her heart at this time, that old bastard thing, the old lady should be bitten by a dog!
In the eyes of others, there is a feeling that she wants Xu Zheng to give her strength.
"Lao Bai, what are you doing?" Gao Yuanyuan is still in a cute state, but he feels that his man is at least very confident on his face.
"Nothing." How can Bai Shiqiu tell the truth? just said, "Nadole bananas, but not as expensive as our dates." ”
Just because of this?
It is also true that the winter dates at this time can be sold for more than 20 pieces.
But everyone felt that it was unreliable, and Xiao Peach had no choice, so she had to eat these love dates, but it was impossible to swallow them all, and there would always be a lot of residue in the mouth, lips and tongue.
"It's time to shoot!"
Everyone shouted over there, so Zhang Tielin was swaggering again, as if he was blowing his beard and glaring at him.
Next, the big guy could hear the sound of this guy's tongue from afar, and he smacked it again.
Zhang Tielin is really high-spirited at the moment, and his acting is very simple, blowing his beard and staring, anyway, he just goes on with this trick, he plays any role like this, don't say it, the Chinese people will eat him.
Anyway, he thinks so, this time "Yitian" in Zhang Tielin's opinion, the nature of playing tickets is quite fun, so it's fun.
And the little guy from Hong Kong, who is very sensible.
This time...... Well?
His big tongue has gone out, and he continues to turn over the river and the sea, and it was no different from before at the beginning, but it didn't take long for Zhang Tielin to feel wrong.
What the does it smell like?
Zhang Tielin suddenly only felt a smell that he had never tried before, rushing directly into his brain, and it seemed that this was not enough, this inexplicable, I don't know how to describe the smell, continued to go deeper, as if it was going to penetrate his soul!
What the does this smell of?
No, is this woman in front of her going to eat in order to defend herself?
No, no one has left here, and there's no around here.
Wait, it's obviously not yet!
If it is, the taste will be very pure, but in particular, the taste in Zhang Tielin's mouth is quite complicated.
It seems that something is rotten, and it seems to have a fresh smell, but it's still not right, it is accompanied by a smell, otherwise how could Zhang Tielin think of before?
But this stinky thing is not pure, and it has its own sweetness, and I ate bananas before.
So...... Sweet?
He even thought of such a taste, how could this guy's tongue continue?
Gross!
"Oh, Mr. Zhang, what's wrong with you?"
Startled Xiao Taohong, Zhang Tielin, who was unscrupulous just now, suddenly vomited!
Then he vomited, as if he wanted to vomit out his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.
"Oops, what's wrong with this?"
"I, I don't know!" Little Peach is very innocent, she really doesn't know what's going on.
"All of a sudden, I threw up! Could it be that Mr. Zhang is not feeling well? ”
"Do you want to call an ambulance?"
"Come on, help him, come on!"
It's chaotic all of a sudden, seeing the big guys in our group like this, why don't you hurry up and help?
Zhang Tielin spit and spit it out much better, and said with a pale face: "I, I'm here, I don't know what's wrong, that ......"
In the end, he didn't say anything, it was too embarrassing.
The most important thing is, what is going on?
No one knows what's going on, that is, Xiao Taohong herself is all nonsense, Gao Yuanyuan and Ma Yucheng are the closest just now, and they don't understand it at all.
So, this time, Zhang Tielin's ** drama ended with such an inexplicable ending, and it became a headless public case for the crew of "Yitian".