Chapter 25: The System Doesn't Want to Ignore You

The drinking party ended, but Wanda hadn't woken up yet, Lu Yu gnawed on melon seeds, and his heart deserted.

Lu Xun said that although Lori is small, she is light and soft and easy to push down, and when she meets Lori, she must hurry up, otherwise she will not be Lori when she grows up.

And Confucius also said that a gentleman eats sex, which means that a gentleman has a little sex life that is not a problem at all.

Even our respectable and lovely Emperor Xuanyuan said that the three thousand maidens are cool to soar in the daytime,

Three famous and sexual bigwigs in Chinese history all encouraged him for this behavior, and he had nothing to worry about, so he left Stark Building with Wanda in his arms under the eyes of the bartender, and found a place to live a happy life without shame and irritability...... It's weird.

As soon as he stepped out of Stark Tower, he saw Nick Fury, the one-eyed dragon, leaning against his unbranded car and looking at his phone.

When Nick Fury saw Lu Yu come out, he didn't say a word, and directly opened the car door, looking like he was inviting you into the urn.

Originally, Lu Yu didn't want to go in, because I couldn't invite me to sit in, I would sit in, first I wanted to try...... "Wait, don't push me." ”

Coulson directly pushed Lu Yu in.

Then he followed in and slammed the door shut.

Seeing their battle, Lu Yu's first reaction was that the matter of uploading the video of Nick Fury's affair was exposed.

The second reaction is that the system is really unreliable.

"Lu Yu, I need your help." Nick Fury sat in the cab and looked at the nervous Lu Yudao.

Well???!

Didn't the matter of uploading the video of his troubles be exposed?

Lu Yu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Nick Fury drove the car, glanced at Lu Yu from the rearview mirror, and asked quietly, "Are you nervous?" ”

"yes." Lu Yu hugged Wanda and said, "The famous Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury, suddenly came to me, how can I not be nervous." ”

Lu Yu's reason, Nick Fury didn't believe a word, as an agent, psychology and micro-expression observation had long been to the point of specialization, just now Lu Yu's expression was obviously nervous and worried, "You have something to hide from me." ”

"I've been hiding a lot from you." Lu Yu readily admitted.

"Oh, tell me." Nick Fury seemed to be interested.

"I recently bought a new flavor of instant noodles, and I think it's delicious." Lu Yu said perfunctorily.

"This kind of thing can make you so nervous?" Nick Fury doesn't believe it.

"Well, I'll admit it's something else that makes me nervous." Lu Yu deliberately said in a very helpless tone.

"Oh, what's the matter?" Nick Fury's only remaining eye flashed with a gleam of curiosity, "Don't be any instant noodle fruit." ”

"It's not."

Lu Yu suddenly lowered his voice mysteriously, "I recently discovered that my small supermarket is not doing well. ”

Business is not good?

The corners of Nick Fury's mouth twitched, a supermarket with a daily turnover of several million is called bad business? Although I don't know how much he earns, this kind of technology product is the most profitable.

If this kind of business is called bad, he also wants to open a small supermarket with bad business.

Lu Yu continued, "Although my supermarket is very small and the decoration is broken, just with the popularity of Manhattan, there will not be no customers." ”

"So I quietly installed a monitor near the supermarket, and guess what I saw."

He installed monitors around the supermarket?

Nick Fury chuckled inwardly, but a curious expression appeared on his face, "What do you see?" ”

"A group of black-clad people who don't know where they came from stopped my customers from entering the supermarket." Lu Yu said, "Whenever a guest comes, a man in black will stand up and drive my guest away, and over time, naturally no customers will come to my supermarket to buy things." ”

"What, there is such a thing." Nick Fury pretended to be surprised, "Do you want me to send Coulson over and get those people away?" ”

Also loaded!

Lu Yu was disdainful in his heart, the identities of those black-clothed people had already been picked up under the care of the system, and even the eighteenth generation of their ancestors had been revealed.

According to the system's data, those men in black belong to the combat unit of S.H.I.E.L.D., although their duty is to kill people, but it can be seen that they are also a must to catch customers.

"I don't have to bother you." Lu Yu sneered, "I've already made preparations, and I can teach them a lesson when I turn back." ”

Nick Fury's eyes flickered and he began to say, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Secret." He wasn't prepared for anything, just to scare Nick Fury, but he did have the idea of driving the men in black away.

Being watched by so many people, Lu Yu felt that his private life was almost gone, and he didn't want to be exposed to the video of his little JJ peeing on someone who exposed himself to the oil turtle one day.

Nick Fury saw that he couldn't get Lu Yu's words and began to get down to business, "You asked Hill to tell me about Hydra last time, so how much do you know about them?" ”

"I know they're still in this world." Lu Yu replied, "And they have infiltrated S.H.I.E.L.D., and I don't know about the rest." ”

This answer obviously didn't satisfy Nick Fury, "Is there a list?" ”

"Alexander Pearce." Lu Yu said.

"It's not funny." Nick Fury said, who is Alexander Pearce? That was the former director of S.H.I.E.L.D., the old boss who single-handedly promoted him to the position of director, and even now, he is still active in S.H.I.E.L.D., as a bridge of communication between S.H.I.E.L.D. and the World Security Council.

Such a person would be a Hydra man?

No way!

If you don't believe it, you still come to ask me, Lu Yu was slandered in his heart, but he didn't expect Nick Fury to believe him, "Do you think I, a small supermarket boss, have the ability to inquire about the list of members of the two major organizations of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra?" ”

"The organization behind you has the ability to do this." Nick Fury stared at Lu Yudao.

Yes, Uncle System has this ability.

But Uncle System doesn't even want to deal with me, let alone your one-eyed dragon.

You have the ability to call the system to answer you.

"The system has always been responsive to the host." The system suddenly popped up to brush the sense of presence.

"Really? Uncle System, are you a man or a woman? Lu Yu hurriedly seized the opportunity to ask questions.

System: "....... ”

"Didn't you just say that the system has to answer all questions about the host? Why don't you talk now? ”

System: "....... ”

System: "The system ignored you and blocked you for three minutes." ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

He wiped a handful of non-existent sweat, and said in his heart, Uncle System really can't be provoked, fortunately it's only three minutes, if it's three years, he should cry.