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While kissing me with his wife, my Nick Fury saw a phone prompt for someone to @ himself on Twitter.

He pushed his wife away, put her away, clicked on Twitter, and found that it was Tony @himself.

He glanced at the contents and replied, "You have a dog?" ”

With a hand, he gave Tony Stark a touch.

"@年少多金的托尼斯塔克."

Tony Stark, "No, I can't afford Thor@Nick Fury. ”

After speaking, he glanced at Shiba Inu Thor and found that he was stuffing the super invincible giant pizza that was at least 18 inches into his mouth.

Tony Stark was shocked.

This mouth, this stomach, how did it stuff that pizza in?

Shiba Inu Thor finished eating, and he still felt unfinished.

He yelled at Tony Stark, "Wow! ”

"You still want it?" Tony Stark asked tentatively, no way, he didn't understand dog language after all, he couldn't understand what Thor wanted.

"Wow!" Shiba Inu Thor nodded, this pizza is large and delicious, and it thinks it likes it very much.

"Alright, Jarvis, order one more, no, two Super Invincible Giant Pizzas and send them over." He remembered that although Shiba Inu Thor had a small mouth and a small belly, he ate a lot, and he was afraid that one serving would not be enough.

"Yes, sir."

After barking, Tony squatted down and put his arms around Thor's neck, and clicked to take pictures.

After filming, he uploaded it, "Thor is so cute/proud/smug face @Nick Fury @Natasha @Dr. Banner @Captain America @ Barton." ”

After a while, Natasha also appeared on Twitter, specifically Aite him, "@年少多金的托尼斯塔克, you call your dog Thor? Are you not afraid of being electrocuted by Thor? ”

"It's not my dog, he's a feather dog, the name is Thor, just now Thor, Thor, also fought for the name Thor, Thor, and had a big fight with it, but unfortunately, the name Thor, Thor, will belong to this dog in the future, don't shout the wrong (pick your nose) @雷神托尔."

It's a big deal that when Thor, the god of thunder, electrocuted him, he let the god of thunder and Thor bite him.

"Don't Ette him, he doesn't play Twitter." Dr. Banner floated through the comment section.

"I know he doesn't play Twitter, and it's because he doesn't play Twitter that I'm going to tweet him."

After Tony Stark finished tweeting, he teased Shiba Inu Thor, "How about I change your collar when I go back?" ”

As soon as Shiba Inu Thor heard that Tony Stark was going to change his collar, he immediately bared his teeth at Tony, "Wang! ”

"The collar I changed for you is a super invincible upgraded collar." Tony Stark touched Thor's dog head with a smile, it was so comfortable, the double comfort of the hand and the heart, "The upgraded collar will not only retain the function of your collar, but also give you N voice packs, allowing you to communicate with humans without barriers." ”

He even had the contents of the voice pack in mind.

Just use 'laughing and touching Thor's dog head' and 'beating Thor'...... thunder god'.

Of course, the above is a pure joke.

"Wow!"

As soon as Shiba Inu Thor heard that there was a new voice bag, he barked wildly, in fact, the voice bag was still quite attractive to him, no way, who called him that although his father loved him, he couldn't invent and create, just two sentences in a collar.

What, you said that there are three buttons, and the third button is yarn words, which is clearly a product placement game advertisement.

Press it and the game will pop up.,Shame on the dog.,I've never seen the dad who implanted the product placement on his son.。

"Want?" Tony Stark said with a smile: "How about job hopping, as long as you follow me, I will give you endless super invincible huge pizza every day, and then invent a voice collar with intelligence for you, guaranteed to satisfy you, how about it?" ”

Shiba Inu Thor pressed his paw on the button, and a loud voice came out.

"For the glory of the gods of the north!"

Thor Stark suddenly felt bad when he heard this, and the next second he saw Shiba Inu Thor raise the Golden Thor's hammer and smash it against the ground.

A strong electric current shot out, enveloping him in the blink of an eye, and he danced on the spot.

"Why are you calling me?"

Tony Stark asked depressedly with a scorched black body and a hedgehog skyrocketing hairstyle.

"Wow!" Shiba Inu Thor barked, then pressed his paw on his collar, "For the glory of the gods of the north!" ”

The meaning of these sentences together is that loyal dogs do not serve the two masters.

Tony Stark listened, and the blood all over his body accelerated upward, this dead dog, I still have good food and drink, I didn't expect you to turn your face and not recognize people.

I, Tony Stark, am going to put you in a pot and stew you today.

He glanced at Shiba Inu Thor and the golden Thor's hammer in his hand, remembering the fact that Thor was beaten away by him with a hammer and has not come back yet, he called Jarvis out very calmly, "Jarvis, go to the market to buy a meat dog, I will eat dog meat tonight." ”

Forget about the dog in front of you.

Can't stew it!

He is still self-aware of his own strength, at least he can't beat Thor, the god of thunder, not a single one.

Shiba Inu Thor lifted the hammer of the Golden Thor and smashed it against the ground.

Tony Stark danced in place again.

"Why are you calling me again?"

"Wow!"

Shiba Inu Thor barks at Tony Stark, which translates to the meaning that dog meat is not allowed.

Nima ......

You have to take care of me when I eat dog meat.

Are there any human rights left?

Shiba Inu Thor lifted the Golden Thor's hammer again and smashed it against the ground.

Tony Stark danced in place again.

"What are you calling me for this time?"

"Wow!"

Shiba Inu Thor opened his mouth and shouted, which translates to "I don't like you."

Tony: "....... ”

None of you who can generate electricity are good, neither humans nor dogs.

You wait, when I develop the anti-Thor armor, I must take care of you

When the time comes, it's useless for you to kneel and call my dad.

Thor flew back from afar, and when he came back, he was still holding his girlfriend Jane, and the two were like glue.

Lu Yu's eyes were hot when he looked at it.

Because the most unreasonable thing in "100,000 Bad Jokes" is the various settings, such as 100% empty-handed white blades, clear eyebrows and beautiful tiger backs, once set, it will inevitably be implemented.

He opened his mind, wondering if Shiba Inu Thor's Golden Thor's Hammer would also have its own setting, such as this kind of 'being beaten out and coming back with a 100% female ticket'.

So he wondered when he would let Shiba Inu Thor give him a hammer, maybe he could also bring a female ticket back and end his life as a great magician.