Chapter 88: Becoming a Hooligan, I'm Really Wronged
The night grew deeper.
I'll look at Jiajia in a moment, Jack in a moment, and the time in a moment.
"Let's talk about this today!" Jiajia suddenly said when I looked at my watch again, "I'll talk about it another day, and I won't delay you going back!" ”
"It's almost midnight," I smiled, "it's past twelve!" ”
"Be careful when you go back," Jiajia advised, "there are hooligans on this road late at night, who touch girls' buttocks, I have encountered them twice when I went out before, and now I am so scared that I dare not go out alone at night!" ”
"It's okay," I smiled, "I'm not afraid of hooligans, I'm afraid of being taken for hooligans!" ”
"Then you pack the money," Jiajia said with a serious face, "Be careful of being stolen by thieves!" ”
"I know," I said with a smile, "don't leave the house, the security guards on duty at the gate already know me, so I don't need you to say hello!" ”
"Okay!" Jia Jia smiled.
I smiled and waved at Jiajia and turned to leave.
Dead.
The streets are empty.
"Such a bright road," I thought as I walked, "how can there be hooligans?" This rascal doesn't know how to pick a place! ”
I thought as I walked.
As I passed by a secluded green belt, I decided to stop for a cigarette and see if I could wait for a taxi.
I pulled out my lighter and cigarette and sat down on a concrete platform in the shade of the green belt.
I lit a cigarette and inhaled beautifully.
Suddenly, a woman's voice mixed with hurried footsteps came:
"That's him! He's touching my ass! ”
"Where's the hooligan?" I hurriedly got up and asked as I looked around.
There was no one around me.
"That's him! That's him! The woman quickly rushed in front of me and shouted, "It's just that he is hiding here and smoking after touching my ass!" ”
It dawned on me.
At this moment, two men walked over quickly.
"We're the police," the man said, "come with us!" ”
"If you let me go with you in the middle of the night, I'll go with you?" I said sternly, "You say you're a policeman, but who believes you?" I'll call the police, don't let me play with pigeons! ”
I said and dialed 110.
Soon, the police came.
The two men said hello to the police, who "invited" me directly into the police car.
Police cars sped off.
Sirens sounded.
At the police station, the police and the fat woman who testified against me were there.
"It's time to take off the wig!" The fat woman laughed and said, "It's time to show your baldness!" ”
"Please come and get it for me!" I said to the fat woman with a blank face.
"It seems to be true," the policeman asked, after touching one of my hairs with his hand, "what do you do?" ”
"Codeword," I said solemnly, "can also be called writing!" I've had my fluttery hair for years, dyed, permed, sawn, and brushed! The whole Huilongguan, who doesn't know my North Drift writer? ”
"I know you," said a policeman with a smile, "and you've been back and forth to Longguan Village before SARS." ”
"That's right!" I laughed.
"Are you sure he touched your ass?" The policeman turned around and asked the fat woman.
"I may have really misunderstood," the fat woman thought about, "that man is bald, and I slapped him on the head while I was struggling, and there were only a few hairs!" ”
"If I really am bald," I said to the fat woman seriously, "then I won't be able to wash it up by jumping into the Yellow River today, right?" ”
"You ......," the fat woman snorted.
"Tell me about you," the policeman said, "what are you doing out there so late?" And what's going on with the 20,000 yuan? ”
"It was given to me by a girl in the garden of Dragon City," I explained with a smile, "I gave you her phone number, you can call her, or you can go and investigate!" ”
The police suspiciously called the phone number of Jiajia that I had provided.
The phone went through.
After a while, the police put down the phone.
"It's a misunderstanding," the policeman said to me earnestly, "you can go, and don't wander around in the middle of the night!" ”
"Is there really a hooligan haunt in that place?" As I walked out the door, I asked the fat woman seriously.
"Haunting a lot," said the fat woman alarmistically, "my ass is almost touched by him, and I just can't catch him!" ”
"Then I'll have to catch him!" I said it seriously.
"Do you want us to drive you back," the fat woman asked politely, "is it safe for you to go back here alone?" ”
"It's safe," I said with a playful laugh, "and you're the first to treat me like a hooligan!" ”
"The point is, why are you hiding in the dark?" The fat woman asked, puzzled.
"You go out at night," I asked earnestly, "where no one is around, will you stand in the light or in the dark?" ”
"Of course it's in the dark," the fat woman blurted out, "how dangerous it is in the light!" ”
"Alright," I smiled, "goodbye!" ”
The fat woman smiled awkwardly and drove away with the two men.
I walked towards Huilongguan Village with mixed feelings.
Dead.
Such a quiet night is really suitable for codewords, and it is also suitable for being a thief.