At the beginning, when the gray wolf asked me to sing, in fact, I refused, you can't ask me to sing, I will sing, because this song is so embarrassing, it is easy to be dumped by the female ticket when it is sung, so I have to sing two sentences first, and after singing my female ticket did not break up with me, I will sing a song again.

Later, I found out that my female ticket did not break up with me after I finished singing, so I must sing this song to you, and Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, listen.

As Lu Yu's singing sounded, Sun Wukong, the king of the demon kings who had just broken through the domain of Captain Dragonfly, tightened the collar around his neck, and the silent power fixed him in place, and wisps of thorns pierced into his mind from his body.

Body + mind = several times the pain.

Rao is the king of the demon king, Sun Wukong, who also felt abnormal pain, and couldn't help grinning at Lu Yu, "I know that you have bad intentions towards me." ”

Oh, that's a rake?

If you hadn't had a history of killing your benefactor, I would have guarded you like this?

It's not like I've never heard the story of the farmer and the snake.

And you proved in the end that you really need to be educated.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu sang more and more diligently, he was still a little embarrassed when he sang or something, but when he thought that his heart was almost pulled out just now, he didn't feel embarrassed.

After all, everyone almost died, and it doesn't matter if it's embarrassing or not.

As Lu Yu's singing became louder and louder, and his singing became more and more smooth, Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, rolled on the ground in pain.

As the chief scientist on the scientific side, the collar made by the gray wolf is obviously better than expected.

"It hurts the king to death." The gray wolf got up from the ground, and there was no injury on his body except for embarrassment.

Damn, there is no reason, monkeys can be fiercer than wolves, do you want the laws of the food chain in nature?

In order to correct the name of the wolf clan.

Big Big Wolf decided to make a move.

Wait a minute......

Who is that man on earth?

Ugly monkey?

"Hahaha......." Big Big Wolf laughed, "Ugly monkey, you also have today." ”

Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, shrank his pupils slightly, "You're all right." ”

Although he has been imprisoned by Rulai for nearly five hundred years, he can't go wrong with his hand.

The gray wolf had already been beaten into a pulp by him with a ruyi golden hoop stick, how could he still be alive.

"Of course King Ben is fine." The gray wolf said triumphantly: "This king is born immortal, and the gods and horses can't kill him, even if you use sulfuric acid to dissolve every cell of mine, this king will still be alive the next day." ”

"Also, the collar you wore was made by Ben Dawang, as long as the boss sings the song of Ben Dawang's perfect adaptation, he will be imprisoned from acting, and the pain is unbearable, how about it, I'm afraid."

The perfect adaptation? Big Big Wolf, do you have any misunderstanding about the four words of perfect adaptation, and can you consider the acceptance of children when you adapt the song?

A good nursery rhyme was changed into a dark nursery rhyme by you, aren't you afraid that your red wolf will shoot you into a meatloaf?

The gray wolf walked up, pulled the two ears of Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, with both hands, and sang happily, "Little monkey, ugly and black, two ears stand up, cut the wrist artery and cut the vein, it's so cute to be motionless......." ”

......

Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, bared his teeth at the gray wolf, scaring him so much that he sat on the ground.

Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, laughed loudly, and the gray wolf angrily punched and kicked Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings.

However, although Big Big Wolf is a big scientist on the scientific side, he is not the kind of mad scientist who transforms himself at every turn, so his combat effectiveness is a scum.

Once again, he punched the body of Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, and the gray wolf gave up.

If you don't give up, you can't do it, this demon king is made of iron, I can't stand it anymore, this is a real hit on him, it hurts in my heart.

"Hit the street, work harder, you won't have eaten today, right?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, scolded angrily, he had already seen that this wolf would fight five scum.

Nima, I'm going to kill you ugly monkey.

"Wait." Lu Yu said, and he said a few words in the ear of the gray wolf.

"You wait." The gray wolf went back angrily and took out a bunch of materials, yes, I am the five scum of the war, but I also have sheep to eat.

"Come on, kill me, if you have the ability, you will kill me, otherwise you will be beaten ...... by me."

Before death could be spoken, Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, shut up.

Because the gray wolf directly made a stick out of those materials.

He didn't know what the stick was for, but his senses told him it was a big threat to him.

Lu Yu continued to sing, but absent-mindedly.

Because he was shocked.

Big Big Wolf, how did you get that pile of materials out of this stick in less than ten seconds? Could it be that you're set to make any item you want in 10 seconds?

But that's not the point.

Lu Yu took the stick from the gray wolf's hand, and while singing to suppress him, he carried the stick, and smashed a stick on the face of Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, and smashed a dirt pit, "Don't look at my small stick, but it weighs 13,500 catties." ”

The face of Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, was pressed by a stick, and he thought: Why is this sentence so familiar?

Lu Yu threw the stick into the sky, and the stick rose in response to the sound, becoming a stick that was more than two feet long and thick with rice, and then snapped, pressed on the body of Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, and smashed out a deep pit.

"It can be big or small, heavy or light, and it is the most suitable for pressing you."

Monkey King, King of Demon Kings: MMP, aren't you talking about my wishful golden hoop stick?

"Yes, the gray wolf was made against your wishful golden hoop stick." Lu Yu said, "How is it?" Defy? If you don't accept it, you can also make a wishful golden hoop stick. ”

"It's amazing how you can make things, huh?"

"I'm sorry, it's amazing to be able to make things." Lu Yu said to the gray wolf: "The gray wolf, you will create another universal capsule later, we will put this monkey in it and throw it into the universe, so that he will never be able to come out." ”

"No problem." The gray wolf rushed back to get the materials.

"Wait." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, suddenly said with a kind face: "Lord Lu, in fact, I was just joking with you just now, I am such a good person who is full of truth, kindness and beauty in my heart, how can I kill people, in fact, it was all a joke just now, just joking with you, don't take it seriously!" ”

He decided to do it again.

After all, it's just three things.

You see, the first one I coaxed was Rulai, the second one was Lu Yu, and I haven't coaxed the third person yet.

Lu Yu sneered, do you think I will believe you?

The person I admire the most is called Tang Sanzang, who is a professional monkey trainer.

"Come, eat bananas."