It's good, I've become a low-level person again. Scratching my nose, I asked, "I really don't understand, so may I ask this beautiful woman, what shape of life are you thinking about?" ”

"We don't know each other, so why should I tell you." Zhou Zhiting was still very angry, turned her head and prepared to ignore me.

"Please, tell me, I'm really good." I couldn't help laughing, "Anyway, I'm also a beautiful employee, do you want your employees to be stupid to death?" ”

"Ignorance can kill you ignorance, so you should die quickly. At most, I'll dig a pit in the grassland and bury you. She gritted her teeth and snorted.

"I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, the day before yesterday I just found a half-immortal fortune teller with a white beard. He said that my lifeline has grown to the armpits, and if I want to die, I will have to wait for a thousand children and eight hundred years, and I will have to return to reincarnation for a thousand years. My tone was very helpless.

She couldn't stand listening to my nonsense, and turned her head to look at me, "Has anyone humbly reminded you that you are a very noisy and annoying person, and you are a little extremely narcissistic?" ”

"There are a lot of people who have said that." I recalled bitterly, "But my wife said that those people were extremely envious of me. ”

"Forget it, you're hopeless. It's so tiring to talk to you, so tired that I almost don't have the strength to get angry. The little beauty sighed as if giving up, took out a thin book from her backpack to cover her face, and refused to talk to me with her actions.

I peeked at it, and it was an English book, called "ThecallofTheild", which was the pinnacle of Jack London's work. It is also one of my favorites.

The bad road is not long, the road environment is much better after more than half an hour, although it can not be with high speed, but in terms of a single national highway, it is already a very good road condition. The speed of the convoy went a little bit and was able to reach a constant speed of forty kilometers.

On the other hand, after leaving Wenchuan, there are more mountains, and there are mountain roads all the way. In the display of GPS, the yellow national highway line is almost twisted into a twist. I was terrified at the sight of the enemy. The spirit is also 200% gathered, and I don't dare to find Zhou Zhiting's girl to flirt with her words anymore.

The speed of the vehicle decreases with altitude, and the climb is as difficult for a truck as an old man on crutches and panting. If you are not careful, the car will be destroyed and people will die.

I broke out in a cold sweat all the way, and my palms almost dragged forward with sweat. It was not easy to toss until twelve o'clock in the afternoon, and then I heard a command voice like a heavenly voice on the intercom, "Hello everyone, all the employees of the group." I'm President Chow Wai Sook. Now everyone will drive to the right and park on the side of the road in order. After we unify lunch, rest for an hour to continue on the road. ”

When I parked the car, my nervous heart was already beating and I didn't listen to the command. For the first time in my life, I was so nervous and scared, and I didn't expect that driving in a mountain stream would be more dangerous than anything I had ever experienced before. Especially when I'm a terrible driver.

Now that the calf has been relieved of its psychological burden, it is still trembling slightly.

"Why are you so nervous when you come out in a cold sweat?" Zhou Zhiting, who was sitting in the co-pilot, said words that seemed to be caring in a cold tone.

"I'm nervous? You say I'm nervous? Wahaha, this handsome guy has super psychological endurance, and he will face it with a smile even if he falls off the cliff. Will I be nervous if I am so embarrassed? Just kidding, with which eye do you see that I'm nervous? I raised my head and said with a disdainful expression. This girl watched me drive coldly all the way, didn't open her mouth, and laughed there. Seems extremely skeptical of my driving skills.

"Idiot, your voice is still shaking. Make excuses, please wait until you're not afraid. She scoffed.

"My voice trembles somewhere." I retorted, "Obviously, your voice is not normal, look at you, your whole body is still shaking." ”

"Stupid, I'm scared by your driving skills. I seriously doubt the authenticity of your driver's license, and to tell you the truth, did you get it through illegal channels? She glared at me, and if she looked closely, she could see that her face was a little pale, and I was afraid that she was also frightened all the way.

"I really got in, I don't believe you go to the Transportation Bureau to ask." I replied calmly and confidently. I maliciously speculated in my heart that this little girl had guessed the source of her driver's license so accurately, and I was afraid that her own driver's license was not coming from the right way.

"Headache, where can I go to the Transportation Bureau to inquire about this place where I don't go to the village before and the store after it? Forget it, it's not a problem that your little life is gone, the important thing is that you still have your grandmother in the back compartment. I'm going to talk to my mom and ask her to fire you temporarily. She looked very tired, "Take your car again, I'm afraid I haven't reached the destination yet, and my grandmother's lives and I will be tossed in the hands of your kid." ”

"Don't wow!" I was shocked and hugged her waist, "Have pity on me, I have old and young, not only my eighty-year-old grandmother and my forty-year-old parents are waiting for me to get my salary at the end of the month to go back to open food." There's also ...... down there."

"You look so young, you have children?" She was also taken aback, and struggled to break free from my arm, almost screaming pervert.

"This, there are only some poor nephews and nieces down there, I'm not married, I'm a virgin!" I sneered and scratched my head.

"I'm really tired from talking to you, you pack your things and get ready to leave." She opened the car door to leave, "I'll ask my mother to pay you a month's salary in advance, you earned it, don't worry about the cost of going back." Don't use that fake driver's license to drive a truck in the future, you will die if you don't get it right. ”

I didn't expect this little girl to be full of conscience, although there was a lot of sarcasm in the tone, but there were also a lot of goodwill.

I don't want to leave without finding a clue, it's not in line with my plan. Therefore, there is only a killer idea.

Just as she was about to jump out of the car, I said something like, "Well, if you help me keep this secret." I can teach you English. ”

Zhou Zhiting was stunned, then turned her head and laughed unabashedly, as if she had heard the biggest cold joke in her life.

"You, you said you could teach me English?" She laughed so hard that tears almost flowed from her eyes.

Like, she heard a nice bad joke.

The so-called cold joke, that is, a failed joke, refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor.

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