Chapter 215: System Dad
It's impossible to scare the system.,Even if you can't scare the air.,The system and the protagonist are symbiotic.,One is prosperous.,One loss.。
Without the system, the protagonist will not rise, and without the protagonist, the system will also be wiped out.
And he hasn't been bound to the system yet, if you want to be scared, you have to wait at least until after binding, and if you don't bind, you're called an idiot.
"Huh?"
Bind?
Is it the kind of guest who scans and says, 'The system scans that the host has a pure Yanhuang bloodline, and starts to bind, and the binding is successful'?
But the question is how can he send this sentence to Chen Xiao's head, is it okay to send it directly?
"Uncle System?" Chen Xiao asked tentatively, and at the same time felt very depressed.
This system uncle won't be bound to me.
So the question is, what should I do if the system uncle doesn't bind me? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.
After thinking about it for a while, Lu Yu decided to fool this budding newcomer, "Since you accepted the invitation, I have been bound to you." ”
"Really?" Chen Xiao was very skeptical, wasn't it all a dinging sound at the starting point, and the system and the host began to bind, and then directly went to the progress bar? Why is this system bound without saying a word?
Lu Yu didn't reply coldly.
Love believe it or not, don't believe it down.
He is not afraid that this budding traverser will not jump into the pit.
And as a system, he must keep it cold enough to make the host awe-inspiring, otherwise no matter how powerful he is, he will be regarded as a joke by the host.
Like the Wanjie supermarket system that he binds.
When I first came into contact, I felt that the system uncle was awesome, but after a long time of contact, I felt that the system uncle was funny.
Uncle System: "I seem to sense your malice." ”
Lu Yu: "No, my admiration for Uncle System is really like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control, how can I have malice towards you." ”
Uncle System: "......." ”
Chen Xiao panicked when he saw that the system stopped talking.
He still wants to dominate the DC universe with the ability of the system, in case the system does not do anything and wants to die with him, then won't he become a laughing stock in the circle of traversers?
You must know that no matter which world the traverser crosses into, he can quickly become the king and dominate, so to speak, the traverser is born to be the king, if he can't dominate the entire DC universe, I'm afraid that he will be embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house.
In order not to lose face, Chen Xiao decided to have a better attitude.
"Uncle System, Master System, Father System, I shouldn't question you, please forgive, please forgive." Chen Xiao folded his hands and put them on top of his head, turning on the dog licking mode.
From today onwards, I will lick the system hard until the system helps me reach the pinnacle of life.
What, you say licking a dog won't end well?
That's because you're not licking the right person at the right time.
What if you licked the system?
After finishing speaking, Chen Xiao asked with a shy face, "System Dad, what is your function?" ”
He is very undisciplined and shouts system dad.
Anyway, it's a private chat now, and it won't be passed out, and no one knows, as for the ...... in the future.
Hmph, when I reach the pinnacle of my life, I will slap the system and erase the records, so that I can keep the secret forever.
Lu Yu opened the private chat interface with Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, and sent a screenshot of Chen Xiao and his chat history to Sun Wukong, "Wukong, look at the screenshot." ”
Since Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, is his little brother, Lu Yu feels that he still has to take care of his little brother's mood.
"Hmph, the one who bullies the superior." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, snorted coldly, and then said, "But I still want to hack him to death with my own hands." ”
If you don't hack him to death, you won't get rid of your hatred.
Lu Yu nodded, okay, since you want to hack him to death, I'll help you hack him to death.
There's no way, since Chen Xiao has called me dad, then your son should dedicate himself to his father's career.
In the past, Liu Bei fell to Adou, and now there is Lu Yukeng Chen Xiao.
To be able to leave a name in history, it is not in vain for you and my father and son to get acquainted.
"System Dad, System Dad, are you still there?" Chen Xiao waited for the system to reply, but the system never replied, so he couldn't help but shout.
"Yes." Lu Yu typed a word coldly, and then there was no more.
"System Dad, you haven't said what your function is." Chen Xiao asked, it doesn't matter whether the system is cold or not, the important thing is that the system is powerful.
"Summon." Lu Yu coldly typed two words.
Summon?
Chen Xiao's eyes lit up, could it be that my golden finger is the strongest summoning system in the legendary heavens?
Thinking of the performance of the strongest summoning system of the various heavens in the starting point, he was full of anticipation, "System Dad, what kind of people can you summon, the mythical gods and Buddhas?" Or are the various protagonists and bosses in anime movies? ”
Lu Yu thought for a moment and replied to him coldly, "All." ”
Since it is a system, of course, it should be exaggerated as much as possible.
Anyway, I don't break the law by bragging.
"Hahaha...... I, Chen Xiao, am finally going to be invincible. Chen Xiao looked up to the sky and laughed, with the strongest summoning system in the heavens, it is not a simple matter for me Chen Xiao to dominate the DC universe.
You're super awesome, the body of steel, then I'll summon Saitama-sensei to give you a punch and see if you can resist.
Sir, your Virgin doesn't kill people, right, then I'll summon Conan, a Grim Reaper schoolboy, to let you experience the despair of murder wherever you go.
What kind of boss like Frozen Man, Penguin Man, Clown, etc., I summoned Kakarot and punched a child.
And what kind of God, I will summon Jehovah, the all-knowing and all-powerful God in myths and legends, to see which of you two is more omniscient and omnipotent.
Thinking that he would kill all sides in the future, even after holding back his laughter, Chen Xiao couldn't help but curl the corners of his lips.
A better tomorrow awaits me.
But hold back.
Don't wave just yet.
Those who travel a hundred miles are half ninety.
It's not too late for me to summon people out first.
Chen Xiao endured his smugness and typed quickly, "System Dad, how can I summon the protagonists and gods and Buddhas from all walks of life?" ”
Lu Yu didn't speak, he just went down and said to Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, that it was time for you to take revenge, so he sent Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, as a red envelope.
After he finished it, he said, "Pick it up." ”
The words are very short and very cold.
Chen Xiao clicked on it without saying a word.
Although he didn't know what it was, it was sent by his golden finger - the system father, and at a glance he knew that the system father sent him a newbie package.
As Chen Xiao clicked open, Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, appeared directly in front of Chen Xiao, eating bananas in one hand and carrying a watermelon knife in the other, "Say, fight the street, how do you want to die?" ”
The smile on Chen Xiao's face stopped abruptly, "I have a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not." ”