Chapter 209: This girl is too unreliable
Autumn goes and winter comes.
Time is drifting unhurriedly.
In my spare time, I often go over and over again to scrutinize the cover words of the very car owner series series: a collection of car owner experience, Haina experts' tricks, original 10 tips, driving is so simple.
"That's it," I said to myself, "the last slogan will be replaced with relevant content at that time!" For example, in the car maintenance book, it is so simple to use car maintenance! ”
After carefully scrutinizing the cover sentence, I carefully read the introduction and preface of the book series, and felt dizzy.
The house was full of books, which had seriously affected my daily travel.
After a moment of anxiety, I decided to pack up all the books except for the car, or simply dispose of them in the used bookstore. Over the years, I've bought countless books, but very few have been left with me. The books that I cheaply dispose of to discarded bookstalls or rented bookstores, just like the long or short relationships I have experienced, have also begun their aimless wandering after a long or short period of time with me. When they leave, they take with them my mission, a poem that I left on a page.
It's a play on words that I've always insisted on.
I hope that those who find my book will read it; I hope that someone who understands it will bring me a story.
Summerday is the only one who has read it so far.
"If I'm not mistaken, the first word of the bullshit poem is your mobile phone number! Summer days. "An unknown text message left a phone number.
I hurriedly called by number.
On the other end of the phone, there was a girl's beautiful voice.
"I picked up that book at a used book stall two days ago," Xia Tian said with a smile, "I love it!" ”
"You're the only one who reads it!" I said it seriously.
"Then we have a heart!" Summer day hehehe.
I started chatting with Summerday.
chatted for a while, but the phone dropped "beep"; If you dial it again, it will still be disconnected; When I checked the phone bill, the phone bill disappeared in the blink of an eye after just a few days of charging; When I looked up the phone number again, I was surprised to see that it was a hotline from an information desk.
"Why do you want to do this?" I changed my landline and asked Xia Tian, "Your number turned out to be a hotline!" ”
"yes!" Summer Day said seriously, "That's where I work!" I usually talk to you about topics such as 'love is wet' and 'sensitive areas'......"
"Then you can talk to me about all the wet!" I said a little angrily to Summerday.
"Forget it! Looking at your angry appearance, it is estimated that your face has been pulled from the fifth ring to the second ring! Xia Tian laughed on the phone, "For the sake of that book, you might as well save some money!" ”
"Are you just doing it for that little bit of money?" I asked through gritted teeth.
"Of course it is!" Xia Tian said without hesitation, "If there is no commission for phone bills, who will feed me?" ”
"Alright then!" I sneered and said to Xia Tian, "I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman today, have a good chat with you, and let you earn a little more, so as not to starve your old man to death in our great motherland capital!" ”
"Okay! You can sacrifice yourself to accompany the gentleman! Xia Tian still laughed and said, "I'm still afraid that you will eat a lot of food?" ”
I started chatting with Xia Tian with some vindictiveness.
After chatting for a while, the summer day of "opening a restaurant" couldn't support me, the "big stomach".
"Don't be such a loser," Xia Tian pretended to advise me, "It's not easy to make some money floating outside!" ”
"Why are you so disrespectful?" I also pretended to say to Xia Tian, "Be careful that your boss hears this, and two shovels fry your squid!" ”
"Still fire me squid?" Summer Tian said indifferently, "I've long wanted to make the boss into boiled fish!" I'm tired of this ghost-like job! ”
"Then you're not thinking about changing jobs?" I asked about summer days.
"What kind of job?" Xia Tian said and sighed, "What good job can a person like me who has no looks, no diploma, no specialty, no four, no money, and six no boyfriend?" ”
"Then you didn't want to learn something?" I continued.
"I want to!" Xia Tian said and raised his voice, "But what do I take to learn?" You can't let me study during the day and sleep on the road at night, can you? ”
I have nothing to say.
"Forget it, you hang it up quickly!" Summer Tian's voice came again, "It's going to be a few pieces a minute!" Eldest brother! ”
"Then how am I going to find you in the future?" I asked, puzzled.
"What are you looking for me for?" Summer asked suspiciously.
"You're the only one who has read my bullshit poetry so far!" I said it seriously.
"Professional habits," Xia Tian smiled, "I look like a phone number now!" ”
"Is it like a dog's tail?" I asked with a smile.
"It depends on what state it's in," said Summerday, pretending to be serious, "and its tail is different when walking and having sex!" ”
"Is it also a professional habit for you to talk like this?" I asked, a little upset.
There was no sound in the summer day, and I hung up the phone with a "click".
It seems that some people who open restaurants are afraid of large meals.