Chapter 99: Skinning Ghoul Tie him up
"That's a mistake!"
I shook my head and smiled: "Dong Pagoda is not the first day to know the location of the spirit weapon, and he is not alone, you don't know yet, Dong Pagoda is the legendary remnant of the Night Watch Clan, that is, the Wu Clan you are talking about!" ”
As soon as I finished speaking, there was an uproar among the Daomen masters around me, and the Wu Clan was mysterious, terrifying, and evil, which made all the Daomen people shameless and fearful.
"Well, how do you know so many secrets?"
Wang Zihao pressed the sword in his hand on the table, showing his noble identity.
"I once fought against the ghosts raised by the Pagoda Dao people, and I got lucky to win and sent him to prison!" I laughed and said, "Everybody knows that!" ”
The Taoist priests around exchanged heads, and this was indeed the case.
At this time, the little Taoist priest of the Maoshan faction remembered the key question. He asked, "We've got all the money out, now it's time to take us to the place where the spirit weapon is!" ”
"The pagoda Taoist told me about the mountain where the spiritual artifact was buried before he went in, but he just pointed at it casually!" I walked to the door and pointed to the mountains in the distance and said, "You have seen it, Dong Pagoda is talking about this!" ”
After I said this, the pot exploded around, and someone shouted: "There are dozens of miles of mountains there, tie up this little Taoist priest who cheats on food, drink, and money, and if he can't tell the location of the spiritual weapon, he will be beaten and fed to the wolf!" ”
When I looked at it, it turned out to be the Taoist priest of Wudang Mountain who spoke.
This Taoist is called Liang Jiading, and he never takes anyone in his eyes, and he is naturally extremely unhappy when he learns that he has traveled thousands of miles to the air.
"Tie him up!"
"Damn, I deceived Lao Tzu for 2,000 yuan!"
"He cheated several of our brothers out of their money to visit the kiln!"
"Bad Lao Tzu has been eating vegetarian for several days!"
There was a lot of scolding around, and I hurriedly said: "Alas, brothers, let's say it first, you have to give me the news fee, and I didn't stretch out my hand to ask for it, the pagoda Taoist told me, I have told you everything, I know everything, everything is endless!" ”
The tide was surging, especially the people in Wudang Mountain were the most excited, Fang Jie was angry in her heart, she got up and shouted: "Then you said that you understand the treasure map, but it is also fake?" ”
"That treasure map is indeed real, and only I can read it!"
As I said this, the people around me calmed down and waited quietly for me to tell me the secret of the treasure map.
This treasure map is a treasure map in their eyes, not a fart in my eyes, it is a trap, I stretched out my hand and said, "Treasure map!" ”
I held up a treasure map that looked like a child's graffiti and said, "Look, everyone, the gluttonous place painted on it is where we are now...... I've taken you to the designated location now, and it's up to you to decide whether you want to fight the zombies or not! ”
Some Taoists even came in a hurry by plane, just to compete for spiritual weapons, how could they not go, and the surrounding Taoist priests surrounded them with a 'boom'.
Fang Jie shouted angrily: "I bought this treasure map with my money, you are not allowed to look at it!" ”
However, there were not many people in their Qingcheng, and a few Taoist priests took the opportunity to rub oil, I don't know who touched Fang Jie's buttocks, she screamed, and was squeezed into a biscuit by a group of Taoist priests.
"Who touched the old lady's ass!"
There were people around her who paid attention to her, only giggling laughter.
I was about to slip away, but Liang Jiading immediately shouted: "The little liar is going to run, tie him up!" ”
These Taoist priests are extremely powerful, even if they are two, I can't beat them, they are all dancing swords and swords every day, and the Taoist sect is refined.
Even Zhan Xiaoxiao was tied up, and he scolded angrily: "You who were deceived by Liu Xiaoxiao have a dime relationship with Lao Tzu, why are you tying me up?" ”
"You're with him, what if you untie his rope?"
"Hey, don't tie my feet, you want to carry Lao Tzu away!"
Zhan Xiaoxiao and I stared at each other, both hands and arms were tied firmly, and I once again saw the strength of the Daomen people, and they grabbed my arms and almost crushed them.
At this time, Ji Tianya, who was silent on the side, glanced at me coldly, looked at the Taoist priests around him, picked up a bottle of beer, and saw him thumb up.
Damn, the beer bottle cap actually flew.
I used to just hear that Wudang Mountain's martial arts are powerful, but I didn't expect it to be so awesome that even if we couldn't open it with one hand.
"Brother Tianya's outer kung fu is even more exquisite!"
A Taoist priest with no sect or sect grabbed the corner of the table with five fingers, and the corner of the table was actually broken off.
The people around look at this, they are all showing their kung fu, and there is no other reason, it is nothing more than to take the lead and have fewer opponents when they win the treasure.
I was dazzled, thinking that there must be more than half of the martial arts masters in the world.
I asked Zhan Xiaoxiao curiously: "Do you have any kung fu, other Taoist priests can do martial arts?" ”
"I'm lazy in my cultivation, and I'm dozing off when I draw talismans, otherwise why would I be asked to learn computers!" Zhan Xiao said depressedly.
, how can you have the same temper and personality as Lao Tzu, then what do I want you to do.
"Enough is enough!"
Fang Jie finally escaped from a group of wolf claws, but she was not a good bird, her nickname was actually "Yu Nu".
Fang Jie shouted loudly: "I heard that the zombies inside are very powerful, and our Qingcheng faction may not be able to deal with them, but after saying that, whoever gets the spirit weapon after entering will be the one!" ”
"Boom ......"
The people in this room were already full of wine and food, just waiting for this sentence, and at the moment, the masters of various sects walked out together, and Wang Zihao picked up the sword and led the way.
Those who don't know think they've met a green forest bandit cutting the path.
There were only six people from the Wudang faction, two from Maoshan, three from Qingcheng, and the rest were some scattered monks.
Zhan Xiaoxiao and I were tied up and followed, and Zhan Xiaoxiao smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect that my eldest disciple of the Taiqing Taoist Temple would be so embarrassed, how can I lose face if this is passed out!" ”
"By the way, do you have any powerful masters in your sect, such as opening wine bottles with thumbs?" I asked curiously.
"And a finger through glass, it's not a thing!" Zhan Xiaoxiao was not too surprised.
I was stunned, I didn't take these Taoist priests seriously, I didn't expect that one of them was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
The two Taoist priests from Wudang Mountain kept pushing me, and I scolded angrily: "Roll on...... Get out of the way, be careful I spit on you! ”
These two Wudang Mountain Taoist priests are the ones who gave me the news, and when I heard that, they went to the tree and broke a branch that was not thick, and I hurriedly said to Zhan Xiaoxiao: "Quick...... Come on! ”
"It's a shame to be with you!" Zhan Xiaoxiao and I muttered angrily while running.
", take a sauna, why aren't you ashamed when you eat!"
I also salute him in return, as if Lao Tzu's money was spent by himself.
In this way, when we walked to the location of the treasure map, our legs were weak, Fang Jie looked at me funny for a while and said: "You just ask God to worship the Buddha and bless us to find the location of the treasure map, otherwise, these people will have to peel you!" ”
"Hahaha!"
I looked up to the sky and laughed, "It's better for me to be skinned than to be touched by a group of Taoist priests!" ”
Zhan Xiaoxiao suddenly burst into laughter, and several people around looked at the excitement here, Fang Jieqi's face was pale, and he wanted to come over and slap me.
I hurriedly dodged behind, and at this time, the Taoist priest from Wudang Mountain was looking at me, I bumped him with my shoulder, and he immediately pounced, just hugging Fang Jie.
The two of them were red-faced and thick-necked......
The people around him laughed again.