Forced to ask: What is the experience of riding the Rainbow Bridge?

Anonymous answer (Lu Yu Lu Aotian): Thank you for the invitation, people are on the alien planet, just got off the rainbow bridge, the alien prince invited, and it is difficult to be warm, about the rainbow bridge, first of all, this statement is wrong, the rainbow bridge is not a bridge, but a teleportation channel, so his scientific name is not called rainbow bridge, it is called rainbow elevator.

Secondly, about the experience of riding the Rainbow Bridge, have you ever taken the elevator? Because the elevator has a relatively large acceleration at the moment of starting, people who take the elevator will have a very slight feeling of dizziness, and this slight feeling of dizziness will be magnified countless times when taking the rainbow elevator.

--Gorgeous Dividing Line--

The alien prince is too angry.

There are too many Asgardians.

Interests.

Hidden.

Invasion and deletion.

Above.

When Lu Yu came out of the Rainbow Bridge, he vowed never to sit on the Rainbow Bridge again.

At first, he thought that the Rainbow Bridge was similar to the space door, and after walking in, it was like stepping over the threshold of his own gate, and it flew into the sky with a tear, but after he sat on it, he found that the Rainbow Bridge was the kind of elevator, and it flew into the sky with a bang.

Nima doesn't know I'm sick in the elevator.

Vomit!

After leaving a puddle of unknown liquid on the ground, Lu Yu took out a package of paper from the system space and threw it on the ground to destroy the evidence, while calmly asking, "Thor God." ”

Thor didn't speak, just looked at Lu Yu and signaled with his eyes: What are you calling me.

But the next moment, he saw Lu Yu pick up the damn puppy from the ground, and said directly to it: "Thor, don't spit things on the ground in the future, you must pay attention to hygiene." ”

Thor: "???"

Lu Yu, we are friends.

"Wow!"

Shiba Inu Thor looked at Lu Yu with a puzzled expression, didn't you spit that thing? How did it turn out that I vomited?

"I'm Thor." Thor gritted his teeth and said, "Yu, I strongly ask you to change the name of your dog. ”

"Wow!" Shiba Inu Thor bared his teeth at Thor, the god of thunder.

Why did I change my name and not you changed my name.

The fight was obviously won by me.

"If you can change your dog's name, I'll grant you a request." Thor gritted his teeth and said.

Lu Yu's eyes lit up.

This condition is good.

So do I want all the artifact items in Odin's treasury or all the artifact items in Odin's treasury?

"Wow!" Shiba Inu Thor didn't yell at Thor this time, and barked at Lu Yu instead.

"Got it, got it." Lu Yu stroked the back of Shiba Inu Thor with one hand and smoothed out the hair on his back, "I won't let you change your name, absolutely not, you can rest assured." ”

Odin's treasure trove is important, but my dog is even more important.

After all, the treasure trove can be taken at any time, and dogs don't often have it.

After saying that, Lu Yu was a little strange.

Doesn't it mean that only cats can blow their hair? Why do even dogs blow up? Am I misremembering or is Shiba Inu Thor actually a cat in dog skin?

"Dead dog." Seeing that the name change that was about to be successful was ruined by that dead dog, Thor was furious, "When I get the weapon, we will fight it alone, and whoever loses will change his name." ”

"Wow!" Shiba Inu Thor barked wildly after hearing this, come on, I'm afraid of you, my subordinates are defeated.

"What did he say?"

After the battle was over, the enemy also answered, and Thor found out that there was a language barrier, so he immediately asked Lu Yu for a translator.

"It said it was going to fight now, and it won't be available later." Lu Yu translated.

What are you kidding, wait until you get the hammer and then fight, why don't you say wait until you go to heaven to fight?

Thor's new hammer is so powerful that Shiba Inu Thor doesn't know, can he still not know, even the pillar of light emitted by Thanos, who has collected the Infinity Stones, can split, and the power of the hammer is only enough to write the word "awesome" on it.

Wait for him to get the hammer before fighting, it's better to just give you the name.

Shiba Inu Thor looked at Lu Yu suspiciously, is this what I said? How did I not know?

Lu Yu gently touched the fur of Shiba Inu Thor.

As mentioned earlier, Lu Yu suspects that Shiba Inu Thor is not actually a Shiba Inu, but a cat that looks like a Shiba Inu.

According to his many years of experience in petting cats, as long as he gently touches the hair on its back, it will be very comfortable, and when it is comfortable, it will squint and turn on the lazy cat mode, which feels particularly comfortable, and will meow.

Thor: "......." ”

Right now?

How can I fight now, I don't even have a weapon, I can't fight empty-handed, or if you give me your weapon, I'll fight you right away.

Then he felt so tired, and the presence of such a dog made my own Thor, immaculate.

I think back then, when I first appeared in front of humans, although I was a little embarrassed, others still regarded themselves as gods, and now, I almost looked at them as dogs.

Especially Jane, who holds this dog every day in S.H.I.E.L.D. and leaves my legitimate boyfriend aside, which is really unbearable for uncles and aunts.

"Forget it, let's go get the hammer first." Thor said, "Does the hammer you are talking about really exist?" ”

The dwarf is good at forging and he knows, not only he knows, but even the universe knows.

In fact, most of the weapons in Asgard are made by dwarves, which are very sophisticated, relying on these weapons, it is a little difficult for the warriors in Asgard to conquer the universe, but there is no problem in guarding the Nine Realms.

Weapons like the Mjolnir he used to hold, Odin's armor and other weapons were all made by the dwarves.

But the dwarves' weapons are good, but the dwarves' weapons are all manual work, and it takes a lot of time to build, which is why he went to Lu Yu for a hammer in the first place instead of looking for a dwarf to build a new hammer.

By the time the dwarves build their hammers, Asgard will fall.

"Of course." While petting the dog, Lu Yu said to Thor, the god of thunder, "As far as I know, the dwarves have been building that hammer for a long time. ”

In the original book, Thor was beaten by Thanos and had an epiphany about the fact that he needed a weapon, and as soon as he went, the dwarf's hammer was just built, which is too coincidental.

"Just wait for you to go and get it."

It's okay if you can't get it, it's a big deal.

Anyway, it won't be long before Thanos attacks Asgard, and by that time, Thor can still get the hammer, after all, no matter how powerful his butterfly fan is, he can't delete the hammer on an alien planet.

Wait a minute......

Thanos attacking Asgard?

Thanos' attack on Asgard seems to be for the spatial gem in Asgard.

But now there are no Infinity Stones in Asgard.

Because the space gem that should have been in Asgard is now in his hand.

He not only has space gems, but also reality gems and mind gems

So...... Other words.......

Lu Yu looked at the shining diamond ring on his finger and fell into deep contemplation for a while.