A few of us got together for dinner, Dongfang Liang didn't know where to play, and he didn't show up at school.

Teacher Luo Liet appeared, and asked me what I was doing, I didn't show up for so long.

She is a good girl in a greenhouse, and she does not have a few exciting adventures at all, and the encounter with ghosts in the Doer River is the most terrifying experience of her life.

She keenly felt that I must have experienced another colorful trip.

I just smiled and didn't say a word, I wanted to smoke a cigarette, and I remembered that this was the school, and I deliberately hung their appetite.

"I was kidnapped by the cavemen!"

"Cave people, isn't that unique to Beijing, how can we have that kind of thing here?"

"There are so many things you don't know, eat, eat, I'm so hungry!"

I ate shabu-shabu in a big gulp, and I don't know why, the food in this school is becoming more and more to my liking, even the master in charge of cooking looks very pleasing to the eye, Zhan Xiaoxiao said while strengthening the dishes: "Later, later, I said that there are only people in this school who know more than me, only you!" ”

"Xiaoxiao's recent computer has advanced by leaps and bounds, I want to test you a question, I want to make a program, only I can use it, this program can stir-fry, can call the police, can automatically hot water, can automatically wash clothes, and can also be used as an alarm clock!"

After Teacher Luo Liye chattered, Zhan Xiaoxiao was already dizzy.

"Teacher, I'm sure we can't make up this kind of program yet!"

Zhan Xiao said firmly and ate in a big gulp.

"Who said there was no way to make it up, I think Teacher Luo Liet can easily write it!"

I said it wisely. "Yes, Mr. Luo!"

"Actually, I'm making this lazy program, little evil, it's about to take the winter vacation exam, how are you studying? Can you make the simplest little software? For example, it looks like QQ! ”

Teacher Luo Liet asked with a grin.

My eyes widened, dumbfounded, joking, how did I do such a complicated thing, it is estimated that the entire class is only possible for a student like Yelu Zimeng.

I still haven't figured out how many letters there are, so I quickly changed the subject.

"You don't know, after I was kidnapped by the cave people, their queen took a fancy to me and asked me to be the patriarch of the cave people, which is their head! Of course I didn't want to, but they begged me on their knees! ”

I managed to change the subject, and suddenly no one asked about the complicated procedures.

I learned this trick from Zhan Xiaoxiao, I have much more experience than him, and I can talk about this kind of ghost story for three days and three nights.

"And then, will the cave man force you?"

Zhao Long is relatively naïve, and he dares to make any jokes, so he laughed and said at this time.

Zhao Long is my best friend, I glared at him and said, "How is this possible, just with my swimming skills in the big river, as long as I jump into the big river, no one can catch me!" So...... I jumped into the river and left, but there was a master swimmer in the group, he chased me for three days and three nights, and finally at the critical time, he was bitten by a turtle, so I escaped victoriously! ”

Everyone listened to the emotion, I didn't expect that the cave people on the top of the mountain also had a master swimmer who could catch up with me, swimming for three days and three nights, it was really not a human thing.

Anyway, a few of us are idle and bored together, and most of the time it's nonsense.

At this time, the janitor actually came to the cafeteria and called my name.

"Huh......"

I saw the figure of Chang Aoman behind him, she was wearing huge sunglasses today, she was still so fashionable, and there seemed to be sadness and joy between her eyebrows, this emotion was uncertain.

"Why are you here?" I asked strangely.

When she saw so many people around me, she said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I came here because I had something to look for you, can you talk to me alone?" ”

After the woman finished speaking, several classmates around me exclaimed together.

"The caveman has chased here!"

"Appeal ......"

Chang Aoman originally had a public identity, although she was still in the spotlight of many people wearing sunglasses, more people paid attention to me after she came to me,

These people whispered about what special relationship I had with this beautiful woman.

What's even more depressing is that Dongfang Liang of the vinegar jar arrived in a hurry.

Damn, I felt that a storm was about to be born, and hurriedly said to Dongfang Liang: "No, no!" ”

"What is not, have found the school, you ...... This bastard! ”

Dongfang Liang scolded me indiscriminately and slammed it on my ankle.

, it's just that a strange woman is looking for me, why did she kick me, and she died unjustly!

However, Dongfang Liang had already run away, and when she heard that I was coming back, she hurriedly came to the school to look for me, and she had been searching for news of me outside.

I didn't expect to see such a scene as soon as I came back, of course I felt uncomfortable.

Chang Aoman felt that it was not polite to talk to me wearing sunglasses, and after taking off his sunglasses, he amazed countless friends.

She said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry to let your friend misunderstand, do you need me to explain?" ”

"No, she just has that temper, if she doesn't get jealous one day, it proves that there is a big problem between us!"

I sneered and said, stretched out my hand and said, "Please sit down, do you need something to eat, the steamed buns in our canteen are all very good!" ”

"I've just eaten, big ...... Little evil, I'm in trouble right now! ”

"What? But it doesn't hurt to say? ”

"It'...... Milk! ”

Chang Aoman whispered to me, and the surroundings were suddenly envious and jealous.

"Then you just let him eat, didn't you say that all requirements must be met, otherwise I won't help you!"

I thought to myself that you killed people, but you just ate milk, this is also a request, do you need to come to me?

"But I don't have any milk!"

Chang Aoman said cautiously.

"Then you're going to buy some milk and goat's milk or something!"

I laughed to death in my heart, in fact, she didn't have a chance to see the real expression of the little ghost, if I hadn't used the magic fist on the little ghost, I'm afraid this woman would have been tossed and jumped off the building by now.

"Well, if you cheat on him, he won't be angry or anything, but I think he doesn't seem to be angry with me at all, and he's very obedient!"

Chang Aoman expressed the doubts in his heart.

I nodded and said, "Yes, under the suppression of my Heavenly Master aura, all little ghosts will be obedient!" ”

"Okay, I'll go to work first, I'll come back to you if you have any questions, do you have any contact information?"

Chang Aoman seemed to be very busy and asked in a hurry.

"No, you can contact my teacher!"

I thought about it and told her Ms. Loriet's phone number.

Chang Aoman put on big sunglasses again and left in a hurry.

After she left, my friends came over and asked, "Cave people?" The cave people on the top of the mountain came to force a kiss? ”

"Between Dongfang Liang and the cave man on the top of the mountain, which one do you choose, I think you must be stepping on two boats, I seem to hear, milk or something, you all have children?"

Wang Xiaohua is a funny big devil, she always distorts my image.

I coughed: "I'm coming back for the first time today, as a good friend, Xiaohua should invite me to dinner, what do you think!" ”

"Ahem...... Zhao Long, I have a friend who asked me to go shopping, I'll go first! ”

When Wang Xiaohua heard this, she hurriedly slipped away.

"Stingy bag! Hum! ”

I remembered what Chang Aoman told me, this little ghost is quite interesting, will he ask for a daughter-in-law tomorrow,

Hehe, I smirked when I thought of this, and it didn't take long to see everyone else looking at me, and I said, "What did you just say?" ”

"Cavemen!"

Zhao Long, Zhan Xiaoxiao, even Teacher Luo Liet and Salted Duck Egg said curiously in unison, they were even more curious about why the cave man on the top of the mountain looked so similar to the TV host.