Chapter 82: Ancient Zombies

"Who are you, can you call me a friend?"

The sound shook the scalp of the people, and at the same time, the clothes on the sixteen zombies blew even more, and the yellow talisman on the forehead seemed to be blown down at any time, which made people tremble.

At the same time, the rag doll on the shoulder was like a cat that had been stepped on by someone, and the fluffy fine hairs on its body exploded one by one, looking at the black coffin in front of it vigilantly.

It was the first time Xu Que had seen Xiaoxue so nervous, and his heart couldn't help but sink.

It seems that the things in this black coffin are not simple, and even his psychic doll has become nervous.

Then the rag doll suddenly reached out, poked Xu Que's head, and stood on his shoulder and danced.

But Xu Que didn't understand after watching it for a long time, and couldn't help but be speechless for a while, isn't Xiaoxue able to speak in the nightmare doll house, why can't she say it now?

At this time, Xiaoxue suddenly pulled Xu Que's hair and dragged it towards the door, Xu Que understood that the rag doll was reminding him that there was danger here, so get out quickly.

After seeing the intention of the rag doll, Xu Que's leg muscles tensed, and his eyes looked at the black coffin in disbelief.

"Who are you, can you call me a friend?"

Xu Que silently recited a sentence in his heart that came out before.

Fortunately, when he was a child, his Chinese class was not taught by a physical education teacher, and he studied ancient poetry and classical Chinese seriously, so the general meaning can still be analyzed.

The meaning of this sentence is: Who are you and why do you call me a friend?

This sentence is not a kind word, it smacks of provocation and contempt.

Xu Que took a deep breath and continued: "I am the owner of the house here, can I show up?" ”

"Your IQ and the mother of sweet potatoes are of the same grade and endless."

Xu Que was stunned again, he didn't understand this sentence very well, but he probably knew the meaning.

seems to be scolding him, saying that his IQ is about the same as sweet potato, like a melon baby, your grade is too low, give me the meaning of getting out immediately.

I'll it.

The scolding is also the whole text, what the hell am I ......

Xu Que was no longer able to complain.

This must be an ancient zombie, and he speaks in a crepe.

"Ahem, Ru Zhixiu, when will I be able to do it." Xu Que thought about it, and simply put on the classical Chinese.

This sentence means that when can I reach your excellence, there is a taste of sycophancy.

There is no way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, so they can only pat their ass and try it.

"You write more, learn books, and in time, An Neng and I will be half-beautiful."

The majestic voice came out again, but perhaps because of the sycophants he had made before, the coolness in his voice was reduced a little, and there was still a bit of smugness.

It shows that it is still useful to pat on the back before, at least so that the other party does not have a strong hostility.

The general meaning of this sentence is: if you want to be as good as me, you have to write more books, read more books, and in time, you can catch up with half of me.

After knowing this meaning, Xu Que pouted.

can only catch up with half of you, and sure enough, most of the literati in ancient times were hypocritical.

Although he thought like this in his heart, he asked very modestly, "I want to meet you?" ”

The implication is that can you meet me?

In fact, when Xu Que said these classical Chinese, he only knew a little bit about it, and many places may still be wrong.

However, the zombie in the coffin obviously regarded Xu Que as an illiterate person without education and did not care.

Then a voice came from the coffin: "You are not a gentleman, don't talk to me, I have a habit of cleanliness." ”

This means that you are not a gentleman, you dislike Xu Quedirty and don't want to talk to him.

This dirty does not mean that the body is dirty, but that he dislikes Xu Que for being illiterate and thinks that Xu Que is not a gentleman.

Xu Que was so angry in his heart, the first time he saw this kind of zombie, it was too arrogant.

At the same time, the little snow on her shoulders shivered more and more, like a mouse seeing a cat and not daring to move a step.

"Made, I'm scared like this."

Xu Que slandered in his heart, thinking about how to communicate with this ancient zombie.

It can be seen that this zombie has no murderous intent for the time being, indicating that it retains its sanity before death.

In addition, this zombie has a very different personality, and speaks in a crepe, with the arrogance unique to ancient literati.

Therefore, if you want to get the other party's recognition, it is not easy, because you must make the other party think that he Xu Que is a gentleman, and two people who are also gentlemen can communicate, otherwise if you annoy the other party, I am afraid that it will cause death.

"How can you make the other party think that you are a gentleman?"

Xu Que groaned in his heart, to be honest, this is really difficult.

Because Xu Que and zombies are fundamentally people from two worlds, one ancient and one modern.

It's hard to even communicate between the two, how can they prove that they are gentlemen?

If you don't prove that you are a gentleman, you won't be recognized by the other party.

Thinking of this, Xu Que felt the need to start from other places and get close to zombies.

Then I looked closely at the whole place, and it seemed that there was a funeral, but if I looked closely at the zombies standing at the door, it was a little different.

Because of the funeral, there are not so many people standing at the door, and there are no tables and chairs in the house, and there are no tea sets for the living to sit or drink.

"So it sees...... This is supposed to be a mausoleum, where the deceased were noble, and after death they were refined into zombies, and these people were burial goods. ”

Xu Que's back was cold, some of the ancient systems were really terrifying.

Especially the funeral system, I heard that many emperors buried boys and girls, as well as concubines and concubines, are thousands of records.

Naturally, these people are not obedient to go to the funeral, but the system is like this, even if they don't want to go, they will be forced to poison or be hanged to death.

"Why don't you go?"

There was another voice in the room, which seemed to be a little impatient, and the coldness was even stronger.

This sentence means that why Xu Que hasn't rolled out yet, this is an eviction order.

Xu Que is also in a hurry, thinking that I want to leave too, but this task has not been completed yet, how can I get out?

"Wang ...... Mr. ”

Xu Que didn't know what to call the other party, so he could only say casually, and then continued: "I can help you, can you come out and talk about it, we can talk about it......"

Xu Que really doesn't know much about classical Chinese, so he doesn't know anything about it, and he sounds a little awkward.

The space suddenly fell silent, the wind was blowing, and at this moment, the two of the sixteen zombies behind him who were closest to Xu Que suddenly opened their eyes.

The yellow talisman on the foreheads of the two zombies suddenly fell, and then violently exhaled a mouthful of black mist.

"Hoo ......"

Suddenly, the two zombies stared at Xu Que coldly, they showed their sharp fangs, their scarlet eyes were like wolves, and their blue and purple faces showed a hideous color, jumping and rushing towards Xu Que.

"Thou shalt disturb the quiet, be punished!" The voice in the coffin roared coldly.