Chapter 6: The Ancient Key of the Nine Edges Swimmer
It rained in the sky, and there was a river in the sky, and there was a river on the earth, and the line between the sea and the sky was like the end of the world......
Some of the lucky refugees were so strong that they were caught up in the boat, and most of them were swept up in the sudden flood.
I was snickering in my heart, the father and son of the Wu family are not good things, and now they will feed Wang Ba together.
My father frowned and said, "I don't know what happened to your Uncle Wu, he is also from this village, but his whereabouts are uncertain, and he often wanders around the world, so I think it should be fine!" ”
I finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud.
Haha, all the people I hate, all of them are dead now, it turns out that I also have good luck!
I'm getting smug.
"Smack......
I looked at the half-cut head of chalk on the table in front of me, and suddenly I woke up, and suddenly I went from a memory to a reality, and those things were a few months ago.
I am now a senior at the county high school and am about to face my high school leaving exam.
I saw the head teacher, Mr. Zhang, looking at me angrily and reprimanding:
"Liu Xiaoxie, what a good dream, smiling so happily!"
"Teacher, I dreamed that I was a brave alien fighting monsters!"
When I said this, the whole class burst into laughter, and when I wasn't awake in class, I didn't know why, as long as I started class, I was drowsy, as if I had taken sleeping pills.
I really wanted to be a good student, but I just couldn't help but be sleepy.
"So, what kind of monster did you meet?"
The teacher couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"The monster I met had a snake-like body, a horse's head, and a cow's horn, and he had a laser gun, and bang, shot me in the head!"
My classmates were a little fascinated by what I was talking about, but I was actually telling them what I had seen before.
There was a reaction, and suddenly the hall burst into laughter, which means that the monster is Teacher Zhang.
Teacher Zhang just started smiling, but he reacted violently, turning around and scolding me? Okay, okay, her pink face suddenly turned iron:
"Liu Xiaoxie, let me go out and stand!"
I have now gradually come out of the memories, thinking of that shocking flood, I sigh in my heart, many people died, but I regret the most!
After such a big flood, the Wu father and son did not die!
And Wu Zhigang is in my neighboring class, and often comes to our class to look for Liu Mei, and the two of them are very angry when they see them.
However, after that incident, I also became smarter, and my strength couldn't fight others at all, although Wu Yulu's vitality was greatly damaged, it was more than enough to deal with me.
If the light doesn't work, I'll come to the dark, I can't fight you on the surface, I'll come to the yin, who made me a pure yin man, but I haven't thought of any good way for the time being.
Even on the surface, Wu Zhigang and I still talked and laughed, but I knew that he wanted to trample on me, he was always in front of me, proudly hugging Liu Mei, deliberately angry with me.
I started to think crankily again, and Mr. Zhang beckoned me to come over with half a piece of chalk, and said angrily: "Liu Xiaoxie, let me out, and ...... it immediately when I go out."
"Dear Teacher Zhang, I was born without a mother, and I have always regarded you as my relative, I know that I made you angry, it was my fault, but I didn't mean to, I am also a person with ideals and ambitions~"
Hearing what I said so moved, Teacher Zhang was angry and asked, "Oh, what lofty ideals do you have, and you have to study hard in class!" ”
"I really don't have the talent to go to school, I hope to be like my father in the future, to be a boatman across the river, and in the future, my classmates and teachers will come to take the boat, and I will wear you for free to tour, go to the five lakes and the four seas, and go to the big snow peak!"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
The audience actually applauded, and Mr. Zhang was also stunned, thinking that this is indeed the case, Liu Xiaoxie has no money, but the kung fu on the river is one of the best, and sailing in this place is more important than anywhere, if it is really according to what he said, it is still conscience.
Thinking of what I just said, Mr. Zhang actually gave birth to a heart of love for calves, and sighed: "Hey, okay, okay, I don't blame you, you are not allowed to sleep during class, you are facing your relatives, can't you be refreshed?" ”
Even if this matter passed, Mr. Zhang beckoned me to sit down.
"Report, Mr. Zhang!"
I said again, and Teacher Zhang looked at me angrily: "What's wrong with you?" ”
"I had a bad stomach yesterday and wanted to go to the toilet!"
I put on a pained expression, which is what I use a lot.
"Let's go, let's go!"
Teacher Zhang covered half of his head and said, "Come to my office later!" ”
Poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people, our place is really not rich, and the people who come here to teach have no cultural knowledge, they are all made up.
There are five teachers, three of them are confused, and the class is self-study, and one teacher is a foreign teacher, who leaves after class, and the remaining math teacher is an old man, who always talks to himself in class, and none of us can hear what he says.
High math is inherently difficult, and this kind of monster comes to teach, and most students don't learn anything.
This kind of teacher has been teaching for more than ten years, think about it, this kind of school, can I not fall asleep?
The only thought of every student is to find a job in a big city after graduation and leave this ghost place.
I'm almost getting better here! There's no way, there are too many enemies, and more than half of the students don't like me, and they probably don't know why.
Anyway, it's just that I don't like it, and I can get mixed up here, thanks to a good coach, who is my swimming coach.
In his eyes, I'm a baby, and he's going to train me to participate in the national team, and I have that leisure, I just go to see those female classmates who love swimming.
I'm more interested in this, but I don't know why, those female classmates are nostrils to the sky, although I swim the fastest and have the best physical strength, but there is no female classmate who is willing to give me a good face.
I guess I'm the most unlucky person in the whole school, there is no one, only the first, I am the first unlucky person.
In this environment of trying to calculate me, hit me, insult me, and step on me, I practiced running away, single-handedly, swearing, and all kinds of conspiracies, and I lived three years in peace.
I counted with my fingers crossed, and went to the swimming pool in the back to find Coach Qiu, I will turn eighteen years old this year, and I can't help but be happy, I know that people will win the day, I can't die.
But the strange hair on my left arm didn't disappear, I wrapped it tightly in two circles of white tape, and no one asked me why I had a piece of tape wrapped around my hand, anyway, in the eyes of everyone, I was a weirdo.
It's the kind of cockroach that can't be killed, although they hate me, but they can't do anything about me, because this autumn coach has a very wide range of contacts, from the principal to the security captain, all of them are his fox friends and dogs.
Although I don't know these people, but Lao Qiu knows, and slowly these people also know that Coach Qiu likes me, and they don't bother me much, and sometimes they favor me.
Looking at Coach Qiu's face, Coach Qiu handed me a cigarette and said: "Little evil, there are still a few days to go, and I will participate in the city-level competition, you have to give me a long face, think about how I treat you, if you win, I will tell you a matchmaker, and I will tell you a daughter-in-law!" ”
"Really?"
As soon as I heard it, I was excited, and my eyes widened, although I was forced to marry in the dark, but I never admitted it.
"Am I going to lie to you, have I lied to you?"
Coach Qiu said angrily, I think about it, Coach Qiu is very good to me, wine and meat hospitality, never deceived me, I nodded, and said, "It seems that I have to use the strength to eat!" ”
"That's it, I'm optimistic about you, as long as you work hard, the national team is fine, I'll tell your teacher, you don't have to go to class in the future, specialize in exercising! Win glory for our Xiayuan City! ”
I went to school in Xiayuan City, which is a city-level county near the Jinsha River, so most people have never heard of it.
The most famous thing we have here is the crispy fish!
No way, specialty, so many fish, you can only find a way to marinate it if you can't eat it, the crispy fish in the lower abyss is famous, of course, I haven't heard of it far away.
"Huh!"
There was a big beautiful woman in the pool, and I immediately became excited, changed my swimming trunks and jumped in.
'Beauty I'm coming, I'm here to be a hero to save beauty, artificial respiration! ’
Every time, whenever I tried to take artificial breaths, there would be a righteous female classmate who pushed me aside and said that I had bad breath and was nauseous.
Although on the surface, I am very good at pretending to be serious, but in my heart I am actually very sexy, because I always don't get the love of beautiful women, so I have become very special.
When I finally swam in front of this beauty, I scolded angrily.
Your grandma's, how are you.
It turned out that the woman in the swimming pool was actually Liu Mei, yes, it was Liu Mei from our village.
I'll admit I used to like her, but seeing her now is as disgusting as seeing.
At this time, a voice came from behind.
"Xiao Xie, my good brother, I'm here, I want to participate in the competition with you, I know you like Liu Mei, now give you a chance!"
As soon as I heard the call of my brother, I could basically be sure that this person must be Wu Zhigang with a human face and a beast's heart!
He was the only one who called me that, and my face changed, and I almost choked on a mouthful of water.