"To be a villain?" Na Lang Gao was surprised, and said, "Chen Jiu, what are you going to do?" It won't be... Kill Miss Wang, right? ”

I shook my head and said, "It's really not good, I can only let the deceased suffer a little grievance, I can't just watch Chu Yao buried like this!" ”

He nodded, didn't say anything, and asked the previous question, he said: "Chen Jiu, you said to make the funeral bigger, where is the cost?" ”

I told him that the people of Wanta would make up part of it, and the other part, and we people would make it together, but it was really not good, so I had to borrow some money from Guo Fatzi.

Subsequently, we began to make money, that Chen Tiannan searched the middle-aged men cleanly, and made up a total of 11,000 yuan, because I didn't know how much money the 10,000 towers could make, I had to make a phone call to Guo Fatzi and borrow 30,000 yuan from him, a total of 41,000 yuan.

That Guo Fatzi didn't know whether he opened a company to make money, or what was going on, so in less than a few minutes, he transferred 40,000 yuan to me, saying that the other 10,000 was his gift money. In this regard, I did not refuse, the gift money is like this, today I do wine, you give me 10,000, tomorrow the other party will make wine, you have to add some and return it.

With this money, we were not idle, and began to prepare for the funeral, first asking Lang Gao to invite some drama troupes, and tonight to liven up the atmosphere for Mengke. Then asked Lang Gao to list the things Chen Tiannan needed for the funeral, and then asked Chen Tiannan to take those middle-aged men out to buy things. As for the food, I went to the hotel of Wanta, negotiated the price with the hotel, and asked them to cover the food for a day and a half, the price was 8,000, and the ingredients were all inclusive.

After solving the food problem, I found a villager who was familiar with the local environment in Wanta, and asked him to lead me to cut some cypress branches and cut a few bamboos, intending to decorate the tent.

After cutting the bamboo and cypress branches, I paid the villager 50 yuan, which was his hard work, and the villager seemed to know me, and he didn't need money to live or die, saying that he didn't need money to guide the way. I said that in terms of funeral, as long as I do my best, the red envelope must be given, so that he accepted the fifty yuan, so he left me a phone number, so that I can find him if I have something.

Noting down his number, I thanked him and headed back to the tent.

Back to the tent, Lang Gao and Chen Tiannan did not come back, there were only two middle-aged men guarding the coffin in the tent, I asked them to help build the mourning hall, it took about two hours, and finally the mourning hall was done, look up, this mourning hall is a little different from the usual construction, the door is bent into a semicircle with bamboo, and some cypress branches are tied on it, every small distance, it is a lotus flower folded with white paper, and in the middle of the semicircle, it is a piece of white paper, which is written with a brush. When the big event' three words, the left and right sides are, bow your head to welcome the VIP, bow your head to send your relatives, ten big characters.

After finishing the mourning hall, I found a table of eight immortals, placed it at the front of the coffin, and placed a black and white photo of a incense cup, three animals, and Su Mengke on it. Due to Su Mengke's young age, I pasted a piece of red paper in the upper left corner of her photo.

After tinkering with the Eight Immortals table, I looked at the coffin, according to normal funerals, two wooden benches must be made under this coffin, the reason is that before the coffin is buried, the coffin cannot fall to the ground, so as to avoid the deceased absorbing too much yin qi.

However, the coffin could not be moved at all, so in desperation, I had to make a move towards the coffin, burn some yellow paper, and then tell the truth of the matter in front of the coffin, and beg the local land lord to open up. As for whether this statement is useful or not, I don't know, but I know that in funerals, there are some things that must be explained, this is the custom of funerals, and this rule cannot be broken.

Then, I found an immortal lamp, placed it on the left side of the coffin, and said the reason to the coffin, roughly because the coffin could not be moved, I could only put the immortal lamp next to the coffin, and hoped that the deceased would not be surprised.

After getting all this, I put the Yin soldiers and Yin soldier leaders that Lang Gao bought back on the left and right sides of the mourning hall, and pasted a piece of white paper on these Yin soldiers and Yin soldier leaders, about two fingers wide, thirty centimeters, and wrote a line of words with a brush on it, the content is, A.D. 2006, May 30, Chen Men Su's offering.

After pasting the white paper, I remembered that Lang Gao did not buy the Wang Lingguan and Marshal Ma that Sanling needed, but fortunately he bought bamboo strips and white paper, so I tried to tie a paper man with bamboo strips, due to limited technology, I tied out of the paper man, can only be described in four words, miserable, especially the face of the paper man, for me who has failed the art class for a long time, this is undoubtedly a test.

In desperation, I took out the mantra of drawing people when I was a child, this mantra is, the big characters do not come out, the wheels are hung on both sides, do not eat for three days, beat a salted egg, just this simple twenty words, a person's head is drawn.

"Brother Jiu, you painter is really the best in the world." The two middle-aged men on the side couldn't help but sigh when they saw the freshly baked paper figures.

I glared at the man and said, "It doesn't matter what you're drawing, it's your sincerity." sincere, even if you put a paper figure casually, you can represent the two immortals Wang Lingguan and Marshal Ma. ”

As I spoke, I ignored the man, and drew a human head according to the method just now, and then wrote a few small characters in the blank space, Lord Wang Lingguan and Lord Marshal Ma. I was afraid that this would not work, so I wrote the birthdays of Wang Lingguan and Marshal Ma on the back of the paper man's head, and then burned some yellow paper in front of these two paper figures.

After doing this, I clapped my hands and exhaled heavily, finally getting the paper figures of Wang Lingguan and Marshal Ma right. Without any stops, I placed Wang Lingguan's paper figure on the left side of the front of the coffin, and then placed Marshal Ma's paper figure on the right side of the front of the coffin.

At this moment, Chen Tiannan came back, just entered the door, he was stunned for a moment, then stared at my face for a while, and then looked at the two paper figures, and then, the goods held the belly in one hand, and slapped the threshold of the mourning hall with the other, laughing and said: "Nine..., nine... Brother, what are you painting, hahaha, I'm laughing to death, just this painting, hahaha, no, I'm going to the toilet, my stomach hurts too much, hahaha! ”

Laughing, the thing turned around and walked outside, laughing as it went.

"Get back!" I scolded viciously, and said, "Xiaomao, you have the ability to paint!" ”

He was stunned for a moment, stopped his figure, walked over, pointed to the Wang Lingguan paper figure on the left, and said with a smile: "Brother Jiu, look at this you painted, the eyes are replaced by two circles, the nose and mouth are simpler, and they are replaced by a 'three' character. ”