Chapter 498: Drunken Horse, Lao Bai's Imperial Atmosphere, Gong Dou does not distinguish between inside and outside the play
What was deleted really has something to do with Tong Ju, he sneezed in vain.
"Fuck your basketball dream, this has to be changed, how can you say such things in front of children and teenagers? Comrade Bai Shiqiu, you must be more responsible for your own works in the future, and you can't rely on your own temperament. ”
That's right, I just deleted this sentence, or changed it, and the words 'fuck you' didn't appear.
Lao Bai also explained at the beginning, saying that this 'fuck your basketball dream' is a stalk on the basketball court, building a big hot pot or bullying elementary school students, come to such a sentence, everyone is joking, not serious.
But no, it has to be changed.
Then change it.
Fortunately, Sister Jiao shouldn't have known about this modification, otherwise, she would vomit blood in anger.
In fact, if you really want to say that the movie "Silver Empire" failed fiascoly, the reason is quite strange.
Bai Shiqiu actually quite appreciates this movie...... The making, not the story.
The production is quite well-made, and the richest man in Taiwan has spent a lot of money.
Cast, special effects scenes, shots and composition, cinematography level...... In every way, very good.
But, this story is really too bizarre.
It is an original work, and it is also very famous. However, such a story is made like this, right?
Bai Shiqiu believes that if this is made into a literary film, a small production that goes to the heart, without any big coffee or big investment, to win the award, it may be successful.
But it is necessary to turn such a story into a blockbuster, a commercial movie.
It's unreasonable not to lose money.
In fact, it can be seen from this movie that Hong Kong and Taiwan filmmakers are also looking for some things, and they don't know what movies fans really like, and they are also bumping into them.
Moreover, this movie is too sycophant.
Just because Guo Shoufu's ancestor was a Jin businessman, he had to make such a story into a commercial blockbuster, which was really a bit of a suspicion of his own death.
However, Bai Shiqiu has already won easily, to be honest, the original goal was not this "Silver Empire", we have bigger plans.
It is very interesting on the Internet, many netizens turned out what Sister Jiao said before, and bluntly said that the slap in the face came too quickly.
"Teacher Pig's Summer" has such a great momentum, which is obviously about to form a typhoon and sweep the film market in September.
What about Bai Shiqiu?
He is still filming, filming seriously, our costume film, that's ...... is a real costume film, there must be a scene of riding a horse and fighting a war, right?
A great sun hung high, and the breeze stirred the low weeds below, like ocean waves, wave after wave, but the color was green.
Straddle, straddle.
The sound of horses' hooves sounded as several tall horses rampaged across the green sea.
Horses, the horses are very.
Immediately people, the palace costume is gorgeous.
The most interesting thing is the poles, long, with bent heads, and whistles between waves.
The target, a ball of leather embroidered with ornate ornamentation.
Polo, look at the costume, watch the action, look at the utensils, this is obviously the entertainment of the Tang Dynasty aristocracy.
In ancient times, it was really quite extravagant to be able to play like this, highlighting the strength of the Tang Dynasty.
However, this is nothing, the most interesting thing is the action of playing polo.
The knight on the horse, but the woman in palace costume, if you are a delicate baby, then is this polo also delicate?
But no.
Bang.
Swing in the hand, but the body is very oblique, as if it is about to fall off the horse at any time, but after hitting the ball, it immediately returns to the right, it turns out to be a good equestrian.
This kind of crooked and slanted, Zhai came over, and the way of playing in the past was very good-looking, especially when several people hit the ball like this, with gorgeous palace costumes, green silk like clouds, ups and downs, like a drunken concubine, and like the waves.
The green waves are dotted with waves like colorful clouds, which is really beautiful.
Just when several palace ladies were playing, suddenly, a dark horse entered.
"Haha...... Your Majesty! ”
"Look at my means!"
Your Majesty?
It was Li Zhi, but he saw that he was vigorous and his equestrian skills were even better, and in the middle of Gong E, he rushed left and right, playing polo.
Needless to say, of course, this is the plot of Li Zhi playing with the harem concubines, but this is not over.
"Your Majesty is so interested."
Another colorful cloud floated in.
A palace beauty, with luxurious hair ornaments and graceful clothes, especially with the slow pace of the horses, one high and one low, she also goes up and down, this up and down things...
The sleeves and belts of the robe are flying, and there is a sense of fluttering immortals.
Big eyes, pointed chin, who is not Wu Meiniang?
In this way, is this Wu Meiniang going to play with Gaozong Li Zhi and other palace laves?
"Cards! OK! Absolutely! ”
Zhou Shen shouted to stop, it's quite okay, and he can't continue to shoot, and he will have to go through the goofs if he shoots again.
Why?
It's very simple, because Zhou Shen is also surrounded by several beautiful girls, who are dressed exactly the same as several palace ladies in the field, and they are ...... Qianqian, Yaya, sugar candy, honey honey......
Alas?
So who is Gaozong Li Zhi at this time, that is, Bai Shiqiu's side?
Under the bun and sideburns, there are all the faces of the men!
That's right, that's a group of gentlemen, Bai Shiqiu just played polo with a bunch of gentlemen.
This scene......
"Hahaha...... "Qianqian, Yaya, sugar candy, honey, it's really not good to laugh, it's definitely not an exaggeration to use the last sentence of flowers and branches to tremble."
It's really hard for Your Majesty.
"Ahem...... "But don't really say it, Bai Shiqiu, as a professional actor, knows and sees that these people are all gentlemen, and they are wearing this palace costume, like this...... He can continue to act, which is definitely awesome enough.
I really want to shout loudly, I'm easy?!
Actually, there is no way, because the scene just now must be filmed, which makes it seem like a Tang Dynasty, and ah, the equestrian requirements are too high, how can Bai Shiqiu let his wives put their wives in danger?
What about learning? What about learning equestrianism?
Where is it so easy, especially this crooked polo action just now, it's not easy.
Zhao Yuanheng, through the introduction of others, the equestrian guide invited by our crew with a high salary. As soon as he heard about this polo play, he came up with an idea.
There is a particularly classic equestrian in the movie "Sadness Brook", which is the drunken horse.
To put it simply, it is to drink on horseback, not only drinking, but also to show equestrianism, on horseback, several riders, staggering, but do not fall off the horse, and the wine bottle is fluttering and flying, the action is chic and beautiful, and full of pride.
What if the drunken horse technique is used in this polo game?
Needless to say, it looks good when you think about it, absolutely good-looking!
However, how could such a difficult equestrian maneuver be learned in a moment?
Simply, find someone, find an equestrian master, let them put on palace clothes, and then ...... And then that's it, Bai Shiqiu played polo with a group of gentlemen, playing and playing, and he still had that kind of smile on his face, looking at his concubine.
It's hard.
Everyone praised it.
"Lao Bai! This is the moment for you to show off your acting skills as a Cannes actor! "From Zhou Shen.
"That's awesome!" Zhang Mo.
"What kind of spiritual realm is it to be able to look at a man like a wife?" From Wang Kai.
Bai Shiqiu knew in his heart that these bastards...
Anyway, it's also filmed,
Then, that's a few concubine queens, everyone poses for poses, makes a few good-looking POSE, and clips them together in the later stage, it will be seamless, and what the audience sees is definitely the perfect shot of Gaozong frolicking with the harem.
It's just that several wives really have a stomachache from laughing.
Of course, I also know that Lao Bai is a guy who knows how to hurt people.
However, why only four wives and Fan Bingbing?
Isn't this coming, Xiao Zhao is wearing a skirt and riding a big horse, and he is late.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a little disobedient." Xiao Zhao's equestrian skills are too poor.
Well, in fact, several beauties are very average.
Qianqian, Yaya and the other four just nodded, Fan Bingbing gave a smile, and Bai Shiqiu pulled the horse's head and greeted him.
"Let's go, let's take a walk and see your horsemanship."
"Okay, Mr. Bai."
Xiao Zhao bit Mr. Bai's words heavier, which seemed to have some intentions.
Bai Shiqiu wanted to say something, "Actually, your four sisters are not bad people. ”
As soon as he said this, he felt ...... I seem to be dealing with the harem problem.
But Xiao Zhao smiled obediently: "I've known it for a long time, but I'm a little afraid." ”
"What are you afraid of?"
"I don't know."
"Hehehe......"
"Teacher Bai, I feel like you're becoming more and more like an emperor."
This is definitely something in the words.
But Bai Shiqiu came to a thousand pounds, "I'm not a Sipai actor, I am now Gaozong Li Zhi, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the harem of three thousand, the territory is immeasurable, the four seas are one, and the world is surrendered." ”
Whether it is demeanor or momentum, it shows Lao Bai's skills, he is really an emperor.
"Teacher Bai......" Xiao Zhao was also shocked by his momentum when he heard this, thinking that it was also a blessing to be a concubine for such a character.
I have to say that there must be two brushes to open a harem, and Bai Shiqiu, this guy, is in this drama at this time, and it seems that he is a little powerful.
But since this is the case, some people are even more moved.
Fan Bingbing looked at the two horses in the distance, and couldn't help but be very hot, so he asked the equestrian instructor Zhao Yuanheng, "Brother Zhao, what is the key to this riding skill?" ”
Zhao Yuanheng didn't think much about it, how did he know what the relationship between the few Hua Dan in this crew was with His Majesty the Emperor, so he said without thinking about it: "Riding skills are actually nothing rare, the key is the two thighs, the thighs must be strong enough, and the crotch must be forceful, simply put, it is clamped tightly." I used to film with several directors in Inner Mongolia, and I have seen Mongolian teenagers, who don't need a saddle when riding horses, just a mat, and they all rely on leg clamps. ”
After saying this, Fan Bingbing laughed, "Then I also have to learn equestrian skills." ”
Destroying his crotch and dismounting, he ran in and out.
Actually, the speed is not fast, but that sentence, learning equestrianism, and the key point of this equestrian technique, is...... Clamp tightly.
"Sister......" Mimi's eyes are very interesting.
"Humph! Sisters, we can't lose either. Qianqian said indifferently.
"Good!"
"We also need to practice equestrianism seriously."
The four beauties also came out on horseback.
This scene can be regarded as a return to the normal state of playing polo.
But not ...... The point seems to be to clamp it tightly.
How could Bai Shiqiu not understand?
But it's also interesting to think about it, in the play, it's time for everyone to fight in the palace, Li Zhi has ascended the throne and become the emperor, and the harem is about to fight.
But outside of this play, it is also in the palace fight, and the danger of this fight is not familiar with the play at all.
In and out of the play, in and out of the play.
Bai Shiqiu still wants to play the emperor, and he seems to be a little confused about which is the play and which is the real one.
It's a challenge.
But who are we?
Can't ride a fierce horse?
Under the crotch of our masters, you have to be honest.
Inexplicably, there is an imperial atmosphere looming on Lao Bai's body.
Ladies and gentlemen, of course they are all giggling, but others look at it and think of it.
This old white used to play a eunuch, right? It's also very good.
Of course, I can't say more.
Bai Shiqiu's side is fighting in and out of the Chang'an play, but here in the capital, a group of people are like ants on a hot pot.
"Master! What now? ”
"Yes, master, the Internet addiction has not been stopped, and Bai Shiqiu's kid seems to be unstoppable when it is listed in the United States."
"Can the master still use his magical powers to make that kid finish off immediately?"
The Fourth Congress of the White League is being held, during which a very disturbing issue is being discussed, that is, Bai Shiqiu's guy seems to be unstoppable.