Chapter 17: Fat Man

"It turns out that the leaves are lights out, fat man, you really opened your eyes, since you can see it, then give it a little bit." Chen Qingshan Road.

"You think it's an oil lamp, just light it? As the saying goes, the gods don't open their eyes, the evil ghost blows the lamp, the one who blows the lamp is the evil ghost, how can it be so easy, brother thief, if the fat man I guessed correctly, your lamp has been off for 20 years, I think your age should be twenty-three years old this year, so it seems that you must have experienced something that made you extremely scared when you were three years old, to put it bluntly, you are the hell, did the fat man guess wrong? The fat man looked at me and said.

I squinted at the fat man, although my face was calm, but my heart had a huge wave, walking at night passers-by called Mo to turn back, I heard the old people say that the ghost blows out the lamp, but I put out a lamp on my left shoulder I said for the first time, if you say that this fat man is talking nonsense, but his next explanation of why I turned off a lamp is completely correct.

What happened when I was three years old was a secret only between my family and Chen Shishi, but he said that I had experienced a "ghost thing" that year. ”

"Yezi, the fat man asked you." Chen Qingshan gently pushed me and said.

I just reacted, just now I was too involved in thinking and entered a sluggish state, I smiled embarrassedly at this fat man: "Three years old? At that time, I was a-eating kid and didn't remember, so you had to wait for me to go back and ask my family. ”

The fat man glanced at me, this glance was meaningful, but he didn't argue with me, and said: "Everyone has a little secret that is not enough for outsiders, you don't want to say, I won't force you, fat man, but if you don't say that the fat man, you can't light the lamp, village chief, you say, what's going on in the village?" ”

Chen Qingshan was interrupted by the fat man twice, he could still bear it, this is different from his usual style, you must know that Chen Qingshan is a man of his word in the village on weekdays, and on the three-acre land of Fudigou, what he said is the holy decree.

Chen Qingshan told him about the fool, how the fool was picked up back then, how he died, what trouble he made after his death, and what happened recently.

What Chen Qingshan said was known to him, and the villagers knew, but for example, the fool made trouble because of the child in his belly, and the fool's body was pulled by a hand in a sarcophagus Chen Qingshan didn't know, so he didn't say it. To tell the truth, if this fat man was not introduced by Tang Renjie, and he didn't look like a second-rate person in the underworld, maybe what he just said to me could have calmed me down, and I might have told him what I knew so that he could solve the problem, but because of my preconceived relationship, I was extremely distrustful of this fat man, so I didn't say a word.

After listening to this, the fat man reached out to touch the oranges on the table, but found that the oranges were gone, so he could only touch a few melon seeds and said while knocking: "Village chief, I didn't say you, what you said is just bullshit!" ”

After Chen Qingshan listened, his face turned blue and white for a while, but he still endured it, held back a smile that was more ugly than crying and asked, "Fat master, what do you mean?" ”

"The fool came back to make trouble, he wanted the life of Chen Shi, and he wouldn't take it? Later, the judge, Mrs. Wang, committed suicide by throwing herself into the river, but you said that you were a fool to kill her, how can a person who can't even kill a mortal life? The fat man was concise and to the point.

"This, this question, I really haven't thought about it." Chen Qingshan scratched his head and said.

"It is estimated that what you said was also falsely spread by the villagers, people, sometimes there is no shortage of anything, but there is a lack of brains." The fat man pointed at Chen Qingshan and said.

"You say I'm brainless?" Chen Qingshan pointed to himself and asked, his good temper was finally worn out by this fat man's mouth, but I almost laughed, it was the first time I had seen someone talk to him like this in the long time since I had known Chen Qingshan.

"What, do you think you have?" The fat man raised his eyebrows and said.

Seeing that Chen Qingshan's face was green, I was a little curious about this fat man at this time, in fact, I also thought in my heart that maybe I was thinking too much, what if this fat man could really solve the problem? He pulled Chen Qingshan and said: "The village chief is angry, I can see that this fat man speaks more straightforwardly, but this is the bearing that a master should have, what do you say and don't go around the corner, if you are also full of lies, what is the difference between it and us ordinary people?" ”

"What do you mean, what do you say?! You mean he's right when he says I'm brainless? "I wanted to persuade it, but who knew that when this sentence was put on the horse's hooves, Chen Qingshan exploded on the spot.

"I didn't mean that, the question is that things have to be settled now, right?" I hurriedly winked at Chen Qingshan, Chen Qingshan was really more tolerant than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this time, he calmed down for a while, pulled his mouth and pulled out a smile and said to the fat man: "Fat master, then I, a brainless person, will ask your old man to help us solve our doubts, you tell me that Mrs. Wang was not killed by a fool, how did she die?" ”

"How do I know?" The fat man spit out a melon seed and said.

Chen Qingshan's face instantly darkened, and as soon as I drank a sip of water, I almost squirted out.

"Just call her out and ask if you can't?" The fat man said easily, this sentence made me and Chen Qingshan look at each other, and I don't know if the fat man is serious or bragging.

"What kind of eyes do you two have? Is it hard? According to what you said, this old lady Wang does not care about the depth of her actions, she must have some ability, ordinary people fall into reincarnation after death, and this judge will always have a trace of soul after death to follow the local city god to practice, which is their good reward for maintaining order in the world. How casual is it to want to talk to them? Besides, Mrs. Wang is a local judge, and before she died, she said that she had misjudged the case, and people like them had misjudged the case, and it was also under the control of Chenghuang, so this matter must be known by asking. The fat man sneered.

"Chenghuang?" Chen Qingshan asked.

"The petty officials in the underworld are in charge of the land similar to that of a county magistrate." The fat man said casually.

"Please also ask the fat man to open our eyes." I pushed my shoulders against Chen Qingshan and said.

"Okay, if you don't show your hand, you don't know the fat man's ability, just go, go, go to Mrs. Wang's house, find something she left behind before her death, fat man, I can naturally call her out to chat with you." After the fat man finished speaking, just as Chen Qingshan had finished eating the plate of food he had prepared, he patted his ass and stood up, asking us to lead the way.

Both of us are actually a little curious by this fat man now, so we stood up and showed him the way, and went to the next door Wangjiazhuang to find Mrs. Wang's house, although this Mrs. Wang is gone, her daughter-in-law is now also a goddess, half a year after Mrs. Wang's death, she announced that she went out of the mountain, saying that Mrs. Wang still has a last word, the complete thing is: "I judged the wrong case, I am going to die, and my mantle will be passed to you." ”

When she arrived at Mrs. Wang's house, her daughter-in-law and children are now in their forties and fifties, and there are many statues of gods in the house, and the pattern is similar to when Mrs. Wang was alive.

Mrs. Wang's daughter-in-law's surname is He, and her nickname is He Xiangu, which is much louder than Mrs. Wang's title, we all know each other, she saw us come and said with a sad face: "Oh, what kind of wind blew you two over?" ”

I knew what was going on at a glance, Chen Qingshan, who was doing the ritual in front of the fool's grave a few days ago, invited the Taoist outside and didn't invite her, she was angry, in fact, Chen Qingshan explained this problem to me, mainly because she was afraid that something would happen to her family again, wasn't Mrs. Wang just because of the fool?

On the way, I told the fat man about this, after He Xiangu cried to us, Chen Qingshan and I didn't know what to say, and the fat man said: "The ability of the fart is not small without a temper, and it is not small to be able to swagger and deceive in the past few years, all relying on the little yin virtue left by Mrs. Wang, thanks to that thing I didn't look for you, I guess I would have gone to your mother-in-law to pull the family long ago." ”

The fat man's mouth really didn't leave a little virtue, this sentence made He Xiangu's face green, she pointed at the fat man and said, "Where did you come from?" What nonsense? ”

"You don't care where the fat man came from, saying it can scare you to death, as for talking nonsense, you know it in your heart, don't be in a hurry to show your teeth and claws, the fat man is not interested in demolishing you, go and bring a piece of what your mother-in-law left behind before her death, I want to summon her spirits, there is something I need to ask her." The fat man waved his hand.

"It's not a small tone, the conjuring? Okay, you wait, I'll go find it for you, if you can't recruit it, you kneel down and kowtow to me three times! This He Xiangu was also enraged, dropped this sentence and entered the back room, and after a while, she took out a silver bracelet, the silver bracelets were almost black, and at first glance, most of the silver jewelry of the rural lady was black, not the silver was black, but wrapped in a layer of dirt.

The fat man took it, and He Xiangu said, "You're not afraid that I'll fool you with something casually?" ”

The fat man glanced at her and said, "Are you a fat man, I'm a vegetarian?" ”

The fat man was holding a bracelet, and there were many statues of gods on He Xiangu's offering table, and the fat man took one of them, and it seemed that it was the idol of the Great Wall God of the underworld county in his mouth. After that, he put the bracelet in front of the statue, reached out and took three incense sticks on the table, and put the incense burner on them, and then turned back to He Xiangu and said, "Close the door, close the window, and light the candles, you don't understand this, and you dare to be a judge?" ”