Chapter Eighty-Nine: I Fought Thanos

Rumble......

The missile passed through the space gate, followed up with his own latrine, easily pierced out, and plunged headlong into the base camp of the Zetarians.

First of all, we all know that although the Zetarians are aliens, they are not the kind of cats in the movie who put the galaxy in a glass ball at every turn.

It's not the kind of zeroer who restarts the universe like science fiction.

They are the Zetarians, a race of scum with a fierce mouth and a record of 0.5.

So when the nuclear bomb hit their base camp, the Zetarians were blown up into the sky without any suspense.

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Years later, the leader of the Zetari, The Other, lit a cigarette with a trembling hand as he recalled today, sinking into deep memories.

"Back then, I heard a song and ...... I'm dead. ”

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“…… You will see where the fireworks are. ”

The end note was accompanied by the shocking sound of a nuclear bomb explosion, and the concert ended successfully.

After Lu Yu finished singing, he asked Hill, "Hill, this song "Nuclear Bomb Garden", sing it okay." ”

“emmm……。” Hill said he didn't know what to say.

"Lu Yu ......." Nick Fury interjected.

"Don't call me Lu Yu." Lu Yu directly interrupted Nick Fury's words.

Nick Fury froze, and three black and bold question marks popped up on his head, what did he mean by that? Could it be that our friendship boat is about to capsize?

"Please call me Lu Yu."

He once played a magic version of The King of Fighters 97, in which the boss Orochi could sing when he magnified his moves.

That's why it's nicknamed the dolphin sound snake by players.

He felt that although his singing voice was not as good as the big snake inside, it could also be called a natural sound, so he decided to give himself a nickname - Tian Lai Yin Lu Yu.

Nick Fury: "....... ”

With your duck-like voice, you dare to give yourself the name of Lu Yu? You stinky Tony, you know?

"Lu Yu, how many more times can you open the door?" Nick Fury asked.

Hearing this, Lu Yu raised his eyebrows, "Why are you asking this?" ”

At the same time, he thought to himself, Nick Fury must not want to continue to drop nuclear bombs.

"According to the information I have gathered, there are about 14,450 nuclear bombs in the world, including 6,850 nuclear bombs in the United States." Nick Fury said with a serious face: "These nuclear bombs can blow up the earth ten times together, to some extent, we have been living on nuclear bombs, and these nuclear bombs may blow us up to the sky at any time." ”

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

"I want to stock up on nuclear bombs."

You have gone around in such a big circle, don't you just want to continue to drop nuclear bombs, Lu Yu said in his heart, he thinks that this Nick Fury is probably addicted to dropping nuclear bombs.

But he's heard of addiction to playing games, addicting to drugs, and he hasn't heard of dropping a nuclear bomb as an addiction.

Could it be that from today, Nick Fury, the one-eyed man, is going to become Nick Fury, the nuclear bomb man?

It stands to reason that he and Nick Fury have known each other for several months, and if you count the movie, you can say that they have been old friends for several years, and his reasonable demands should be met.

But.......

"I can't open the door."

"Why?"

"Because I'm out of energy." It takes physical strength to open a door, and the more doors you open, the more physical energy you consume, and in the same way, the larger the door opens, the more physical energy you consume.

He had just opened an oversized door to accommodate five missiles, and he had already exhausted his physical strength.

The reason why he can stand on the stage and sing is because of his love for his singing career.

In order to sing, he practiced his voice 25 hours a day, and insisted on tap-dancing after comminuted fractures of both legs...... No, I can't make it up.

In short, it's okay to sing, open the door, and there is no door.

"Okay then." Nick Fury's face was full of disappointment, in fact, it was just a statement to destock the nuclear bomb, the real reason was that he wanted to give the Zetarians a ruthless blow and play the prestige of the earthlings among the countless civilizations in the universe.

In a way, the appearance of the Zetarians made him realize that extraterrestrial civilizations were not necessarily much more advanced than Earth.

Just when the two of them connected to the microphone.

In the passage opened by the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, a violent roar suddenly came out.

Behind the passage, a bald giant man sitting on the throne stood up from the throne.

Thanos stepped out of the passage with a murderous look on his face.

Lu Yu looked at the back of the passage, and a bald and strong purple potato essence was about to come out of the passage.

His eyes froze.

Back then, it was this purple sweet potato essence who took the Infinity Gauntlet and snapped his fingers to beat him from Earth to the Marvel Universe.

Now seeing him, new hatred and old hatred all come to my heart.

The day of revenge is now.

"Where are you going?"

Natasha saw Lu Yu suddenly open the door, and saw that the posture was about to go in.

"Natasha, have you seen the movie?" Lu Yu asked without replying.

"Yes."

But what does that have to do with you leaving? Natasha was puzzled.

"In the movie, the boss always waits until the mob is finished being beaten before he appears."

But the director who filmed "Women's Federation 1" didn't say that the boss of 1 was Thanos.

Lu Yu felt that he should go back to the director to ask for clarification.

asked him why the boss who only appeared in "Women's Federation 3" appeared in "Women's Federation 1", are you deceiving the audience?

But just as his figure was about to enter the light door, a voice came from outside.

"Earth, no entry."

"The Nine Realms, I'm sheltered."

As these two voices sounded, Lu Yu walked back again.

Compared with going to the director to ask him about deceiving the audience, he felt that it was the right thing to find purple potato essence for revenge.

Anyway, with the two great gods of Supreme Mage and Odin, the purple sweet potato essence will definitely not be able to pass.

"Is Nick Fury here? Call Nick Fury. Lu Yu pressed the headset and shouted black braised eggs.

Nick Fury: "? ”

Lu Yu: "Aren't you going to go to the inventory?" Come, I'll put you in stock, drop as many nuclear bombs as you want. ”

Nick Fury: "Aren't you out of energy?" ”

Lu Yu took out a bottle of spring water and drank it in one gulp, chilled, sweet and sweet, "Now I have it." ”

Nick Fury: "Then I'm going to apply for a nuclear bomb right now." ”

When Lu Yu heard it, that won't work, when you apply for it, the daylily will be cold.

"If you don't have a nuclear bomb, let's launch a missile."

"Okay."

Nick Fury launched all the missiles on the air-space battleship in one go.

Lu Yu opened a large space door at the same time.

Missiles thud through the space door.

Thanos, who was confronting the Supreme Mage and Odin, looked in amazement at the space door that opened behind him, and more than a dozen missiles flew out and hit Thanos closely.

Rumble......

Lu Yu saw this scene and said, "Now, I am also the one who has fought with Thanos." ”