Chapter 25 Wu Yuanbao
"I'll tell you, those bastards are inhumane, they not only rob money but also rob sex, think about my dignified seven-foot man, how can I suffer such insults, of course the master doesn't obey, they are really funny, the master doesn't obey and buries the master in the soil, or in this wilderness and grass, it's full of insects and trees!" The handsome young man was drinking Zhu Xiaoman's stewed beef soup with relish, telling his tragic history with his eyebrows fluttering.
"It's been a long time, and you haven't said what your name is." Zhu Jun took a sip of soup with a bowl and chewed the flatbread in his hand and asked.
"If there's anything left, another bowl." The man handed the empty bowl to Zhu Xiaoman, Zhu Xiaoman was a hundred unwilling to take it, if it wasn't for the owner who said to give it to him, she wouldn't do it, let alone the food specially made for her husband and children, just say that this beef is something that ordinary people can eat casually, this bastard is so unkind. (Baidu search book title + daomengren to see the fastest update)
Zhu Xiaoman was pouring a spoonful into the bowl, and the man said, "More meat." ”
Whole your family!
Zhu Xiaoman glared at the man fiercely.
The man didn't care, took the bowl as if he didn't see it, took a piece of meat in his hand and still put it in his mouth, and said, "What do you ask?" Oh, my surname is Wu, the martial arts of Wu. ”
The man surnamed Wu continued: "This goes to the northeast, it's really not safe, this is in the defensive circle, I have been robbed, you said that if you go out of the defensive circle, those Northeast bandits will not tear me alive, I better go back to my capital as soon as possible." ”
"Mr. Wu, what's your name?"
As if he hadn't heard, the man surnamed Wu said: "Today, I am very unlucky, but I am also lucky to meet you, otherwise, I am planted here today, and after I go back, I will have to take care of the bad luck of some people looking for these bandits, and let them know that my master's finances are not so easy to rob!" ”
Zhu Jun saw that this man was a little concerned about what he meant, and became interested, and said, "This martial master, what is your name?" ”
"Let me tell you, you haven't been to the capital."
Zhu Jun snatched the bowl from the hand of the man surnamed Wu and said, "Our family's food doesn't entertain inexplicable people, since you're fine, let's go by yourself." ”
The face of the man surnamed Wu exuding a bewitching beauty twitched very tangled, he fought between the wonderful food and a certain psychology, and in the end, someone surnamed Wu, who was buried alive for a day and a night, could not resist the temptation of food, especially food, and said with a resentful compromise: "Okay, okay! Master, my surname is Wu, Yuan Zi generation, famous treasure! ”
After speaking, he snatched the soup bowl from Zhu Jun's hand with a look of not being able to raise his head, and ate two bites fiercely.
Zhu Jun was stunned for a moment, glanced at Zhu Xiaoman, and the two laughed.
"Wu Yuanbao!"
"Ingot ~"
"Your family really knows how to name it!"
The ridicule of the unscrupulous in-laws made Wu Yuanbao angry and said: "I said I don't want to say it, you want me to say it, and you still laugh at me when you say it!" ”
snatched the hot white-flour flatbread in Zhu Jun's hand, he looked entangled, it seemed that his name had brought him a lot of ridicule.
Zhu Jun knew that the joke that stopped in moderation was a joke, and after that, it was a joke, so he laughed for a while and said, "Okay, let's stop laughing." ”
"I want to drink milk, which I used to drink every day when I was at home."
Wu Yuanbao pointed to the cow and said.
"Drink every day?" The Lord who drinks milk every day in the last days should not be a simple people.
He took out a bottle of milk that he had squeezed out in the morning and handed it to Zhu Xiaoman, signaling to heat it up.
After that, we chatted, and there was an outsider on the trip, which was quite interesting, and this person was a bit talkative.
According to Wu Yuanbao's own introduction, he is a member of the martial arts family in the capital, because he sees that his brothers and sisters are capable, he is not angry, so he thinks about going out to experience and experience, so he bought two truckloads of goods and went to the outermost place in the capital defense circle to sell, which can be regarded as a long point of knowledge, but who knows that before he arrived at the place, he was robbed, and because of his chattering mouth, the robber was furious, and he was buried alive in anger, and he showed his head and was angry.
The lunch ended happily in Wu Yuanbao's words without counting the foaming stars, Zhu Xiaoman cleaned up the guys, Zhu Jun sat on the main seat and asked, "We are going to Heyuan City, where are you going?" ”
"Heyuan, it's okay, it's the eighth today, right, it's just in time for the battle for supplies, see the excitement and then go."
Zhu Jun's good temper is also full of black lines, he said: "Our ox cart is slow, if you want to follow today, you won't be able to reach the source of the river." ”
"Okay, good, this wind and sunshine, what a good weather is the most suitable for wild travel, I tell you, I remember that it was a peaceful era, I went to Montenegro with a few buddies ......"
"Shut up!" Zhu Jun stuffed the whip in his hand and the rope holding the ox nose ring to Wu Yuanbao, and said, "Okay, you come to catch the car and control the direction." ”
"Huh?"
"Eat and drink for nothing, rub the car, we are the ones who save you, we don't owe you, hurry up, work!"
Wu Yuanbao had a bitter expression on his face, he had done this.
Zhu Jun didn't look like a person who had done rough work when he saw this Wu Yuanbao's fine skin and tender meat, but he still let this Wu Yuanbao drive.
Anyway, it doesn't take much effort, you can't do this, why don't you go out to practice.
Wu Yuanbao drove, he was not tired, the cow was tired, you pulled the nose ring and twisted indiscriminately, but it was bitter for this poor cow, which made Tingting unbearable, snatched the rope, and the frame was more stable than Wu Yuanbao, Wu Yuanbao's face was panicked, grabbed the rope, and humbly asked for our seven-year-old Mr. Zhu Tingting.
In the evening, they had traveled about eighty kilometers, and if they had risen early the morrow, they would have arrived during the day.
Zhu Jun roasted a stupid chicken that had been marinated for a day with great interest, looking at the dripping oil and the fragrance that emanated, Wu Yuanbao drooled without any image.
"I said, aren't you a big family, how can you look at a chicken like this."
"I haven't eaten oil and water for three days, so it's still stewed meat at noon, and it's still delicious." Wu Yuanbao said with a yearning expression.
That hand was already on the roast chicken.
"It's not cooked yet, eat raw, there will be worms, you are not good." Zhu Tingting used the small whip in her hand to whip Wu Yuanbao's dishonest hand, and Wu Yuanbao smiled stupidly and pumped (Dream Thief updated the fastest) and returned his hand.
He can see that this family is centered on Zhu Jun, but the real overlord is this little girl, what is it.
"Here, Tingting will eat first." Zhu Jun brushed the roasted corn on the side with a thin layer of sauce and handed it to Tingting, who preferred to eat corn kernels.
"Ah~ I'm hungry, give me one."
Zhu Xiaoman, who was brushing the sauce, blocked it directly, and if she was not in charge, she wouldn't give it away.
The meal was full of wine and food, but when Wu Yuanbao wanted to sleep beautifully, he found out that this Zhu family only brought a tent!
"The three of you only have one tent! It shouldn't be. ”
Zhu Xiaoman, who entered the tent last, said: "We are a family, is it strange to sleep together?" ”
Zhu Xiaoman threw a blanket to Wu Yuanbao and said, "You can sleep next to Dabao." ”
"Which one is Dabao?"
Tingting's little head stretched out from the tent, pointed to the cow and said, "Dabao is it, Dabao is very well-behaved, and Uncle Yuanbao must also be well-behaved." ”
"Ah~" Wu Yuanbao shouted miserably: "Bully! Your Zhu family bullies people~"
Zhu Xiaoman pulled the zipper of the tent and said, "Did you pick up a living treasure?" ”
"Hehe, with this living treasure, you won't be lonely on the road, right?" Zhu Jun patted the position on his side and said.
Zhu Tingting, who was not sleepy, jumped around in the tent and said: "Dabao, ingots, live treasures, big treasures, ingots, live treasures"