Chapter Ninety-Four: Hanging on the Wall
"Is that okay?"
Nick Fury looked at Lu Yu with a ghostly expression.
It was as if Lu Yu was now not sitting on a chair drinking coffee, but was crucified.
His name is not Lu Yu, but Ye Yu.
Otherwise, how can you explain his luck?
"Don't look at me with that look." Lu Yu held the coffee with his hand wearing two gems, and suddenly felt that the coffee in his hand was dyed with the power of the wilderness.
He thought to himself, if it was advertised that it was a coffee kissed by Infinity Stones, would it sell for a high price?
Come on......
Immediately, he slapped the door of his head.
[Sure enough, have I been poor and crazy lately? No matter how you look at it, you think about money. γ
"I don't have to look at you with this expression, what other expression can I look at you?" Nick Fury glanced at Lu Yu.
Whether what he said was true or not had to be investigated to be confirmed, but the gem in his hand was genuine.
"Sell?"
Lu Yu almost squirted out a mouthful of coffee, what did you Nick Fury think of me? Is the street lady on the street?
"Not for sale."
Infinity Stones are a good thing, how can I sell them to you, and if I want to sell them, I will have to wait until I win the Infinity Stones.
Speaking of which, after the system includes Infinity Stones, doesn't it mean that he can draw Infinity Stones?
If it is drawn, Thanos will snap his fingers in the future and wipe out half of the people in the universe.
Then he snapped his fingers and got the half of them back.
Please call me the Savior of the Land Great.
"Is it really not for sale? I can pay a lot of money. "Nick Fury has the attitude that I'm a tyrant and I'm ready to smash you to death with money.
Although he is not a local tyrant, there are four local tyrants standing behind him.
There is no richer person in the world than the four tyrants.
"No matter how much money you have, you won't sell it."
After speaking, without waiting for Nick Fury to speak, Lu Yu opened the portal and packed the coffee and fruit platter together, since Nick Fury is such a tyrant, he shouldn't care about this coffee and fruit platter.
When he got home, he remembered that he had forgotten to ask Nick Fury for ground coffee.
Forget it, go back and ask him for it.
He walked into the supermarket and saw Captain Dragonfly standing on the ground in a daze, next to the American team in casual clothes.
"Team America." Lu Yu greeted with a smile, "Why did you come to my house?" β
The American team was also surprised to see Lu Yu here, "It turns out that this is your home." β
"Hmm." Lu Yu nodded.
"I've heard ......." The American team hesitated for a moment, a little unsure of what to say, "Do you have anything here that can make people rejuvenate?" β
Rejuvenated? Lu Yu glanced at the face of the American team, and said in his heart that although you are often said to be an elderly person by Tony, your face is much younger than Tony, and no one believes you when you take it out and say that you are 30 years old.
But he thought about it, although the American team looked young, he was an old man after all, and it was normal to want to regain his youth.
"Yes, Estee Lauder, La Mer, and LancΓ΄me are all mid-to-high-end beauty brands with anti-aging, which one do you want?"
"No, I don't want beauty products, I want the kind of products that rejuvenate the elderly."
"I had a pact with a guy and I wanted to fulfill that pact, and Tony said that there might be something here that would make Carter rejuvenated, and asked me to ask." β
Lu Yu wanted to squirt Tony to death with a sip of salt soda.
When I'm going to have something to rejuvenate here, I don't know.
But he didn't want to say no.
The 70-year agreement between Team America and Carter once made him awe-inspired.
For the sake of this awe, he decided to do something.
"Have you tried the spring water?" Lu Yu asked.
"Tried it, but it didn't work." The American team replied helplessly.
Sure enough, it didn't work.
Lu Yu also guessed that the spring water could cure all injuries and diseases, but Carter was not a disease, she was just old.
The American team slept for 70 years, and Carter waited for 70 years.
When the American team woke up, he was still in his 20s and still young, but Carter was in his 90s and his face was full of wrinkles.
How can you continue to dance the dance that was agreed upon back then?
This is the cruelty of the years.
No matter how beautiful love is, it can't beat the cruel years.
Lu Yu decided to add another one to his goal - youth.
In this way, his goal becomes immortality and youth.
"There are a lot of products that rejuvenate you, the Fountain of Youth, and the Water of Youth, but these products are still being perfected because they always have all sorts of side effects."
"If you want to be completely side-free, you'll have to wait a few more years."
Lu Yu glanced at the beauty team, and said in his heart, if you wait for me for a few years, maybe I will be able to draw the props that will give you a female ticket to rejuvenate your youth.
Well, although you don't have any money, you should have saved a lot of money as the founder of S.H.I.E.L.D.
I'm a good person.
"Thank you......." Before the American team finished speaking, they threw Lu Yu to the ground.
Lu Yu felt like he was being crushed to the ground.
Hey, although I admire you more in superheroes, I don't make a base.
You're going to get Ki to find Bucky.
Bang!
The bullet hits Captain Dragonfly in the chest.
He once again succeeded in blocking the bullet for Lu Yu with his life.
"Someone wants to kill you." The U.S. team pulled Lu Yu and looked vigilantly at the people who were approaching, these people were wearing body armor and covering their faces, "There are six of them." β
"I see." Lu Yu picked up a brick from the ground and prepared to test the power of a domestic artifact.
He opened a door to the space, and when he entered, a brick smashed into the man who shot him.
Gave him a full head bag.
Damn, the tiger doesn't threaten you when I'm hello kitty,
On the other side, the U.S. team ran in a disposition, and walked forward in the bullet, and walked in front of the two masked men in a few steps and began hand-to-hand combat.
Although the two masked men also seem to have received professional combat training, and there are more people than the American team, they are far worse than those who have fought hard and trained hard like the American team, so they were dealt with by the American team in two or two.
When Lu Yu saw this, he couldn't help but sigh: It's not terrible to hang up, I'm afraid that it's better than your skills when you hang it, and that would be very desperate.
Captain Dragonfly didn't say a word, he walked up directly with the bullet, and the three masked men saw that the bullet didn't work, and immediately took out their knives and rushed up.
But even guns don't work, so who are you trying to scare with a knife?
So they were knocked out without any suspense.
When Lu Yu saw this, he couldn't help but sigh: Sure enough, no matter how good the technology is, the hanging wall can't compare to the bigger hanging wall.
Conclusion: Immortal fights are based on hanging, and whoever hangs is powerful will win.
Lu Yu saw that the enemy had been dealt with, so he went up and took off their masks, and when he saw their appearance, he was angry, "Nick Fury, you stupid, stinky idiot, don't go back and add my supermarket to the 5th floor, don't think about buying from me in the future." β