Chapter 271: Stupid Crying

Mito Menyan: "....... ”

Zhuan Xiaochun: "......." ”

Can you make excuses and find a better one? Who doesn't know that you Shimura Danzo has a voyeuristic heart for Naruto, and when the three generations were still there, they begged Naruto several times, wanting to train Naruto as a weapon, and after the death of the three generations, he even reached out to Naruto.

Now you say Naruto blew it up, you're a fool for us.

Mito Menyan and Zhuan Koharu complained at the same time in their hearts.

It's not that they believe in Naruto Uzumaki, it's that Shimura Danzo has a bad record.

In Konoha, if any ninja dies suddenly, and the murderer can't be found, there is no need to track it down, it must have been done by Danzo.

"Shimura Danzo." Tsunade slapped his hand, and the two murder weapons in his chest trembled, "You said that your roots were testing weapons before, and now you say that Naruto blew them up, did you take us all for fools?" ”

Danzou also realized that he didn't make it clear, so he quickly changed his words, "It's true that our roots are testing weapons, but the weapon was captured from Naruto's hands, if you don't believe it, you can ask Yamanaka Kaichi to read the information from my head." ”

Mito Menyan and Zhuankou Koharu glanced at each other when they heard this, could it be that it was really not Shimura Tunzo who did it this time?

Yamanaka Kaichi is a ninja who has the ability to probe other people's minds and obtain information, and Danzo dares to say that he let Yamanaka Haiichi go to his head to read information, is it really not him this time?

Tsunade frowned when he heard this, "Whoever blew it up will slowly investigate later, but you can take out the method of lifting the curse now." ”

"I told you that the weapon wasn't made by me, it was Naruto, you should ask him." Tuanzang shook the pot.

"Mute."

Tsunade shouted to the outside world, and Mute ran in, "Tsunade-sama, what are you looking for me?" ”

"Go get Naruto's little imp...... Wait, what's wrong with guinea fish? Tsunade pointed to Shizun's pink pig, wearing a pig vest and a pearl necklace in Shizun's arms.

How lively the guinea pig used to be, but now it is like a dead pig in silent arms, and there is no even a snort.

"The guinea dolphin has become like this since the last time it was frightened when it saw the mushroom cloud." Mute said helplessly.

"If you're so timid, let's roast it and eat it." Tsunade said casually.

As soon as the guinea pig heard that Tsunade was going to make himself into a roast suckling pig, he immediately cried out, "Wangwang......." ”

Guinea porpoise, you're a pig.

Mute was about to cry stupidly by this pig.

"Alright, it's okay, you go and call that little imp Naruto for me."

Mute nodded and went down.

Soon, Naruto was brought back by Mute.

Naruto, who was being carried, saw Tsunade and immediately shouted, "Granny Tsunade, you hurry up and tell Sister Shizune to put me down, I'm going to play with the bomb." ”

Hearing Naruto scream like this, the word tic-tac-toe suddenly appeared on Tsunade's forehead, "Little ghost, you want to call me sister." ”

My dignified 55-year-old girl, it is the time of youth and romance, do you call my mother-in-law because you want to die?

"Let me ask you, did you cause the mushroom cloud that exploded outside Konoha Village?"

"It's not." Naruto denied it, don't look at his brain circuits are different from ordinary people, but no one is willing to do this kind of thing except for Konoha Pot Wang Shimura Danzang.

"Didn't Yamato get that box from you?" Shimura Danzo saw Naruto's denial, and he was also a little panicked, this pot is too dark and too big, and the pot king can't carry it.

"It was the man with the strange mask who took it from me, yes, but I didn't press it." After Naruto finished speaking, he complained to Tsunade, what is the direct robbery, what Kakashi-sensei helped to abuse, and began to complain to Tsunade's mother-in-law, wanting Tsunade to administer justice.

And then the eggs.

Tsunade's attention was completely off that, "The weapon is yours, so do you know how to remove the curse from the explosion of the weapon?" ”

"I don't know."

Tsunade: "???"

"While it's true that the weapon was taken from me by the strange masked man, the weapon wasn't mine, it belonged to the supermarket owner." Naruto said.

Why did a supermarket owner pop up again?

"Mute, you call the supermarket owner."

"Yes, Tsunade-sama."

The silence went down.

Soon, Lu Yu was brought up.

"Did you cause the mushroom cloud that exploded outside Konoha Village?" Tsunade asked.

"It's not." Lu Yu denied that the nuclear bomb was made by the gray wolf, and the detonation was done by the regiment commander, and I was completely innocent and refused to accept any unreasonable compensation demands.

Tsunade: "???"

Then she looked at Naruto, you guys are all right, why don't you all say no.

Naruto was puzzled when he heard Lu Yu's denial, "Boss, didn't you give me that weapon?" ”

"I gave it to you, but I didn't blow it up."

Business has to be done, but the pot is not back.

"Since the weapon is yours, do you know how to lift the curse that occurs when the weapon explodes?" Tsunade asked.

"Cursed? You mean nuclear radiation! ”

"Radiation?" Tsunade asked suspiciously.

"It is the microscopic particle flow released during the transformation of the atomic nucleus from one structure to another after the explosion of a nuclear bomb, and the human body will be affected by this microscopic particle flow."

Tsunade: "......." ”

I know every word you say, but I really don't know it when they are combined.

"Just tell me if you can lift it." As a scumbag, she didn't want to discuss physics with Lu Yu.

"It's quite easy to treat the lesions caused by nuclear radiation."

Tsunade was overjoyed, "How to lift?" ”

"One is to inject T virus serum to strengthen the body's own physical fitness, and radiation can naturally heal without medicine." Lu Yu said.

In "Resident Evil", when Alice left Raccoon City by plane, the plane suffered the impact of the shock wave of the nuclear bomb and crashed, but Alice did not show any radiation lesions after the crash.

If the Konoha villagers are unlucky enough to encounter a bug, and the T virus serum is completely ineffective, then ......

I have another treatment.

"The other is spring water, which can also treat nuclear radiation."

As long as you drink the spring water, you don't care what radiation or disease, as long as you don't die, you will be alive and kicking in minutes to the point where you can go to the street and square dance.

"Great, you can go to Konoha Hospital with me right away."

After saying that, Tsunade reached over and prepared to take Lu Yu's hand.

"Wait a minute." Lu Yu shrank his hand and avoided Tsunade, "We should talk about money now." ”

"Huh? Do you still have to pay for the treatment of villagers? ”

"Nonsense, your hospital doesn't have to pay for treating patients?"

"That's right, you don't have to pay to go to Konoha Hospital for treatment."

Lu Yu: "......." ”