Chapter 24: Department Stores
After dinner, Lin Zhexuan got dressed and prepared to go to the ghost market.
Lin Zhexuan asked, "Heavenly Maiden, are you going?" β
"Go!" Jiang Youmeng replied: "The old lady hasn't been to the ghost market yet." β
"But Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
Lin Zhexuan asked, "But what?" β
Jiang Youmeng said: "But Que Zinyan is a human, what if the evil ghost smells Que Zinyan's popularity?" β
"I'm afraid of something." Lin Zhexuan smiled proudly and said, "Now our law and order is very good, the evil ghost has already been beaten into the Tiewei Mountain by the Hades King, and he will never be able to be reborn." β
After Lin Zhexuan took me and Jiang Youmeng to the ghost market, I saw a few people at the gate of the ghost market, like Lin Zhexuan, wearing black clothes and masking the ghosts who were about to enter the ghost market.
"Oh, that's right." I asked Lin Zhexuan: "Are these people wearing black clothes the same black and white impermanence as you?" β
"Yes." Lin Zhexuan said: "We are all black impermanence. β
I asked Lin Zhexuan curiously, "What about Bai Impermanence?" β
Lin Zhexuan said: "We have too many people under us, and the Hades can't pay the salary, and then she will lay off the staff when she is full and has nothing to do, and cut off all the white impermanence, leaving us black impermanence." β
Lin Zhexuan said again: "Originally, we all worked in pairs, as long as we saw black impermanence, then there must be a white impermanence by his side, but after the Hades King laid off the white impermanence, the work was left with black impermanence himself, grandma's, the thief is very tired, and the pressure is great." β
βΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· You Hades are wonderful. β
I asked, "Why do they put a mask on every ghost who enters the ghost market?" β
"Oh." Lin Zhexuan replied: "Because after the annual ghost market opens, all the ghosts will come here to visit the ghost market, and they will inevitably encounter ghosts who have hatred with them before they are alive. β
"Then I'm human, can I not bring this thing?" I said.
Lin Zhexuan glanced at me and said, "You think beautifully." β
After walking to the gate of the ghost market, a ghost with a mask saw Lin Zhexuan and said, "Brother Xuan, are you here?" β
He said again: "Oh, there is also a heavenly maiden, not bad, Brother Xuan." β
Lin Zhexuan said: "Well, I'll bring them to play." β
"Okay, come on, here's your mask."
We put on our masks and walked inside.
After entering the ghost market, I was stunned by the scene in front of me, and the lights were dim.
I said, "The ghost market is so fun, it's a thousand times more fun and lively than our night market." β
"Of course." Lin Zhexuan said: "Our side is not covered, this is nothing, it is much more fun than this." β
Lin Zhexuan said again: "Hey? What about the Celestial Maiden? β
I pointed my finger and said, "Oh, where is it?" β
Lin Zhexuan shouted: "Sister, hurry up, don't go shopping, we are here to do something, 500 units, start immediately!!! If I don't grab the latest version of Love Crazy today, I'll throw Que Ziyan into the sea to feed the fish! β
βοΌοΌοΌβ I looked at Lin Zhexuan with a very strange look and said, "It's my business??? β
"It's coming, it's coming."
Jiang Youmeng wore a twinkling rabbit ear headdress on her head, and walked towards us with a balloon and a glowing fairy stick in her hand.
Lin Zhexuan looked at Jiang Youmeng in surprise and asked her, "Where did you get the money?" β
Jiang Youmeng said: "The old lady is a heavenly girl, and this little thing still can't be difficult for me." β
I touched the rabbit ears on Jiang Youmeng's head with my hand, and asked her in surprise, "You stole it?" β
"Steal a fart." Jiang Youmeng said: "I took it from Lin Zhexuan's travel bag. β
"Your uncle!!" Lin Zhexuan roared: "That's the money that labor and management use to buy crazy love!! β
"You call a yarn." Jiang Youmeng said: "You are such a big wrist, do you dare not sell it to you, don't be verbose, let's go, otherwise it will really be bought in a while." β
At this moment, two officers and soldiers of the underworld with spears hurriedly ran over and stopped in front of the stall where Jiang Youmeng had just bought rabbit ears.
There was a male ghost who said, "This is it, they sell fakes!" β
When the stall owner saw the officers and soldiers standing in front of his stall, he trembled with fright.
The two officers and soldiers of the underworld went up and directly escorted the stall owner away.
The stall owner who was dragged away by the officers and soldiers shouted: "Wronged, sir, wronged!" β
When I saw this scene, I hurriedly asked Lin Zhexuan: "You also sell fakes?" β
"Nonsense." Lin Zhexuan said: "You can all fake above, and of course we can fake it." β
Lin Zhexuan said: "Ghosts are all ghosts that people become after they die, they cheat before they die, and they will definitely cheat after death, we also have a high price here, a group with low wages, they can't live without fraud." β
I asked, "So where are they going to be caught?" β
Lin Zhexuan said: "Peeling hell." β
Then, Lin Zhexuan suddenly handed me the travel bag he was carrying, and said, "You run, go buy me a mobile phone first, I'm going to be tired, Shen batch, I and the Heavenly Maiden will follow you behind." β
"Oh." I ran forward with my bag.
After running for a while, I heard a voice shouting: "The latest version of the limited release is crazy, there is only the last one left, hurry up and buy it!" β
I sprinted at a speed of 100 meters, quickly ran to the stall selling love crazy, and handed the travel bag in my hand to the boss.
At this moment, a voice came into my ears from my right side: "Put the phone down for me!" β
I turned my head and saw a fat man with a hood on his head and a gun in his hand, followed by three younger brothers.
"Robbery! Everybody squat! β
'Bang! He shot him into the sky.
At this time, all the ghosts crouched in place and did not move.
I was so frightened that I held my head in my hands and immediately squatted on the ground.
Then, he pointed a gun at me and said, "Bring me your phone!" β
"I don't!"
He stared at me angrily and said, "Dare to argue with labor and management, believe it or not, labor and management will blow up your dog's head with one shot and make you ruined!" β
"I don't give !!"
With a 'bang', he fired a shot at me, knocking me to the ground.
When he saw me lying on the ground and nothing, he was surprised and said, "Are you human?" β
He laughed a few times in horror, and said: "500 years ago, the king of Hades stipulated that evil ghosts were not allowed to eat people, and raised our evil ghosts like rabbits, and fed us vegetarian every day. β
"You... What do you want? I asked, scared.
"I want to eat you!"
With that, he opened his big mouth and flew towards me with a big mouthful.
At this moment, only a 'bang' of gunfire was heard, and the evil ghost suddenly disappeared from ashes.
I turned my head and saw Lin Zhexuan standing behind me with a gun in his hand and pointing it at them.
Lin Zhexuan shouted: "If you want to rob my goods, you are impatient!" β
I looked at Lin Zhexuan with a strange expression, pointed to the mobile phone on the ground, and then pointed to myself, and asked, "Who is the goods?" It's it... Or am I?Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
Lin Zhexuan ignored me, he shouted: "Come on, the Hades King has an order to beat the remaining three evil ghosts into the Tiewei Mountain, and they will never be able to live forever!" β
"Yes!"
After Lin Zhexuan finished speaking, Jiang Youmeng hurriedly ran to me and squatted down, she held my arm with her hand and said, "You are stupid, you don't even want your life for his mobile phone, you are not afraid." β
I picked up the mobile phone on the ground, held it in my arms, and said, "I'm more afraid of Lin Zhexuan who gets angry than the evil ghost." β
Jiang Youmeng turned her head, looked at Lin Zhexuan with her eyes like electricity, and said, "Didn't you say that there would be no evil ghosts?" Almost didn't kill Hikohiko. β
Lin Zhexuan looked at me and Jiang Youmeng squatting on the ground helplessly, not knowing how to explainΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·
He pursed his lips and said, "I'll go to the toilet firstΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"