I said, my actual combat experience is very bleak, that is...... The kind of ...... that loses at least nine out of ten"

Old Madam Joe: "! ”

*

Backyard.

This is a large mahjong room, warm in winter and cool in summer, and it is the favorite place for the elderly of the Qiao family.

For this bloody battle and the lack of hemp PK competition, the old people finally decided to adopt a wheel battle, that is, the challenger Lu Qianxin did not move, and the other three ...... Whoever loses is down!

The time is four hours, and the final is won or lost by chips.

After the order to "start", the war began on the mahjong table.

Lu Qianxin was finally driven by Mrs. Qiao to put the duck on the shelf, took a deep breath, and played the first card that was defined: "Nine." ”

"Bump! Seven cylinders! Sitting in the top position of Lu Tianxin, the old lady's loud voice immediately came, "Oops, it is said that I touched myself up and down!" Fall in love with the little girl, I'm an old man, do you want to respect the old man? ”

"Three of a kind."

"Bump! Three Cakes! Oops, I'm sorry. ”

Lu Qian smiled heartily, and hit again: "Five." ”

"Wait! Still touching! The old lady smiled, then rolled her eyes before she pulled out a card and said, "If you touch me, you will play...... Chicken. ”

Lu Qian touched the cards again, took a look, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Three of a kind." ”

"Ahh All with roots—"

Lu poured his heart: "......"

Next, Lu poured his heart into the speed that ordinary people could not match, let go of the touch, and let go of the cannon! Fire, hit! And then the cannon will be fired! Anyway, every time she feels that her cards are not bad, but she is in the ...... Running wild all the way on the way out......

As soon as she got down, Old Madam Qiao was still calm; The five were like this, and Old Madam Qiao couldn't help but widen her eyes and began to look; Ten Hands Later......

Old Madam Qiao looked at the chip box in front of Lu Tianxin, who had already lost all the essence, and then looked at her little face that seemed to be a little numb, and finally couldn't help but say, "You get out of the way, I'll come." ”

"Okay, grandma, please-" Lu Qian wiped a handful of unnecessary sweat, didn't show any nostalgia, and immediately got up to give way.

As soon as Old Madam Qiao got on the card table, the other old people couldn't help laughing, and the mockery in that smile couldn't be more obvious.

However, maybe it was to abuse the old madman in front of them, but they were still happy, so ...... The next development made Lu Qian deeply feel that these old guys were actually merciful to their TMD.

Because.

"Little Hu—"

"Big pair self-drawing."

"All three times self-touching!"

"Dragon Seven Pair Self-Drawing ......"

Self-draw!

Self-draw!

Or self-drawing!

Old Madam Qiao barely had time to straighten out her cards, so she started again and again, and then ...... The chips that had just been regained lost in the blink of an eye.

"Oh, old madman, every time I play cards with you, I feel like this...... When I get older, my body looks like I've eaten that hormone...... Double! Qiao Xu smiled happily and couldn't help but suggest, "I see that you are also an old arm and leg now, and you are finally willing to return to China...... In that case, then the next time we play mahjong, let's call you! After all, the family ......"

"No, you don't." Old Madam Qiao's eyes were gloomy, and she glanced at Lu Tianxin, who was watching the mural on her nose and nose, and said, "I will go back to country Y in the evening, and you want to find someone to play mahjong...... Let's find my granddaughter-in-law. ”

This trick is the cause of the water! Lu Tianxin gritted his teeth secretly.

"That's a pity! However, fortunately, there is a little daughter-in-law who is still kept, and we ...... This group of old people can be regarded as accompanied. ”

When the old man on the other side heard this, he immediately nodded and agreed: "I think this suggestion is good!" Okay, let's say hello to Mr. Chen in the future and let the little daughter-in-law ......"

"No!" The little daughter-in-law Lu couldn't calm down, and immediately objected, which instantly attracted the attention of all the old people, she tried her best to calm down, and said, "Everyone...... The patriarch, who has only just come to the throne and become the housewife of the Qiao family, is afraid that he will not be able to do it, and he needs to study well. As for the quintessence of mahjong, the technique is too rough, you play with me, and you will feel bored when you think about it, so why bother ......"

Before the reason was finished, Lu Qianxin's words were refuted by an old lady standing there, saying, "The little daughter-in-law is not right!" What is mahjong played for? Naturally, it's a win...... As for fun or uninteresting? Hey, if you win, which old guy will be bored? ”

"Yes, winning is the greatest pleasure! Playing mahjong with your little daughter-in-law will definitely be more interesting in the future......"

"We old guys don't have much to like! It's hard to find a common hobby and an opportunity to improve everyone's feelings, but don't the new housewives have to refuse? ”

“……”

A group of old guys began to talk again and again, seeing that they were about to make a final decision for her again, Lu Qianxin's face changed and changed, and then finally couldn't help but say loudly: "Stop-"

As soon as the voice fell, the audience was silent.

"Ladies and gentlemen, what do you want to have fun together, and what do you want to play with someone...... Hehe, I see that you obviously think that you have determined me, so you want to find a long-term wrongdoer, right? Lu Qianxin's face turned cold, and his amber glass eyes swept over everyone present.

Then...... She saw that each of these old fellows had on their faces and eyes: Oh, the little daughter-in-law is so smart! We're just looking for a long-term meal ticket to keep our bodies and minds entertained......

Lu Tianxin laughed directly, she had seen shameless, but TMD had never seen such a group...... Old immortal shameless!

At this moment, she suddenly felt the sadness and indignation and complicated feelings of Old Lady Qiao back then...... However, she didn't plan to swallow her anger, let alone indulge in this group of people.

"You beat me and me ...... a group of people...... Grandma two! It's not fair! I want to apply for foreign aid. Lu Qianxin pressed down with one hand and pressed the old lady who was about to press the dice again, and said lightly, "Otherwise, I will tell you clearly, next, I will definitely not fight!" Even if you find a way to trap me here, and find someone to tie me up in the future...... I'm definitely not going to fight—"

"Little girl, what are you...... Why? The old man on the side was a little worried and frowned.

"Naturally, the meaning is, either agree to my application for foreign aid, and then I will admit it regardless of whether I win or lose! If I lose, I'll take half a day out every day...... Fight with you until you feel tired! Conversely, if you win, then ...... In the future, you will not participate in the entertainment of playing mahjong! ”

The eldest lady asked, "Oh...... Ahem, what if we don't agree? Yichen boy's daughter-in-law, what can you do? Seriously...... Ahem, want to disobey us? ”

"If you don't agree, I won't fight, disobedience doesn't count, right? However, even if I waste my time with you, anyway, if something goes wrong in the clan in the future, then I can't be blamed...... After all, I can't help myself. However, I think at most today, tomorrow Yichen will probably know, and when the time comes, ...... Whether I have the opportunity to waste time with you or not, I don't know! ”

Before this remark fell, all the old guys had a touch of complexity on their faces, and after they looked at each other a few times, they quickly reached an agreement.

The little old man who came out as a representative coughed lightly and said: "We can allow you to apply for foreign aid, but it is limited to five people, after all, ......"

"I don't need five, I only need one!"

"One?" The little old man was a little surprised, then thought of something, and immediately said, "First of all, I declare that I am not allowed to let Chen Boy be a foreign aid." As for the reason...... A bunch of old fellows of ours originally invited you over his back, and he would never have known! ”

"Can't know? Don't you old immortals know that my grandson is already on his way? Mrs. Qiao interjected, and said meaningfully, "I can't know what to say, I think it's because I lost too many things to my grandson back then, so I'm afraid......"

"Scared? How could we be afraid? The little old man immediately retorted, feeling very unhappy and said, "Qiao An's, don't you know that in addition to inheriting your eyes, the young man also inherited your good luck on the mahjong table?" ”

Wang's three families? Lu Tianxin felt that this word was really fresh enough, but when he turned his head and thought about it, as soon as Old Madam Qiao came to the table, the other three families all began to touch themselves in a strange situation, and suddenly ...... This luck is also amazing!

However, it turned out that Qiao Yichen was ...... So miserable? Well, maybe she can practice with him in the future......

"Alright, what are you talking to the old madman about? I don't feel bad either! Besides, an old madman who can't even take care of her own son, how much do you expect her to pay more attention to her grandson? Qiao Xu snorted in displeasure, as if thinking of something, an old face drooped.

Old Lady Qiao was poked in the most secret sore spot in the center, and her face was suddenly extremely ugly, but it returned to normal in the blink of an eye, and only occasionally flashed her gaze became a little colder.

The little old man was also very reasonable when Qiao Xu said it, and nodded and was about to say something more.

Lu Tianxin said seriously: "I thought about it, it is true that as the clan elders said, since it is between us...... In the game, I naturally won't look for Yichen as a foreign aid. But I'm going to let my son come! ”

"Son?"

"Not bad! I guess that's okay, right? My son Tianyou is not yet six years old this year, how about facing you for me? As for everything won or lost, how to decide now, it will be business as usual! ”

"Poof! Little daughter-in-law, you actually want to ...... The little patriarch came for you? The little old man was happy, thinking of the little patriarch's face that was exactly the same as that of the young man, thinking that he couldn't abuse the young man, but he found a good substitute, and the father and son would pay the debt!

Thinking of this, the little old man looked at the others, and then a pair of cloudy eyes suddenly slipped through the treacherous color, and immediately responded, "Okay! The daughter-in-law of the Chen boy, this is what you said! ”