Chapter 65: Wu Zishan
"Ah~" The middle-aged female ghost let out a cry of pain, only then did she know that things were not as simple as she thought.
"Run!" With her thoughts in mind, she suddenly drifted to the window.
One second, just one second, she can escape, and when the time comes, eat men, swallow women, and continue to be happy!
"Think beautifully!" Hao Jun had already calculated, in fact, after his "Ayou Geng" bombarded out, he immediately drove the colorful relics.
"Brush," a bright white beam of light shot at the head of the middle-aged female ghost with great precision, instantly freezing her in the air.
Although she tried to escape, she was like a small fish hanging on a hook, and all her efforts were in vain.
"Ah~ handsome guy spare his life!" She screamed in pain.
Hao Jun doesn't know how many times he's heard these words, if these words are useful, Hao Jun is still just a poor jingle remnant soul now, and he won't become a poor jingle soul.
"Spare you? Who makes my Rehmannia pills? Hao Jun snorted coldly, and gradually watched the middle-aged female ghost shrink and fly into the white light.
He is in urgent need of nutritional products now, and he doesn't feel good about eating ten meals a day, how can he let go of the fat that has reached his mouth, he subconsciously licked his lips and looked at the last young girl.
"You, don't come here!" The young girl looked at Hao Jun's greedy appearance, and suddenly felt that she had just come out of the wolf's den, as if she had entered the tiger's mouth again.
"I'll pull you out completely, otherwise, your foot will be stuck in it, and you'll be a lame ghost!" Hao Jun walked towards the young girl who only had one foot in her flesh, although she had no words on her chest, judging from Hao Jun's feelings, she was just a remnant soul.
"No, I don't want to, I'm going back!" The young girl shouted frantically.
"At this point, there is no going back, so it is better for me to exchange for contribution points." Hao Jun said, grabbed the young girl and pulled her hard, completely separating her from her body and turning her into a real ghost.
The monitor beeped and then became quiet, signaling that the young girl had truly died.
Several nurses had already pushed the door in, and before the chief doctor arrived, the nurse sighed and said helplessly: "It's dead!" ”
"You, you bastard, you killed me!" The young girl went crazy and pounced on Hao Jun.
"You are so sick, it was the middle-aged man and woman who killed you, it was Lao Tzu who saved you, okay?" Hao Jun shouted angrily.
"I don't care, it's you who gave me the fatal blow, you're a bastard!" The young girl was fighting and fussing, and she was very anxious.
"Unreasonable, do you think Lao Tzu Hao Jun is a good stubble? No matter how presumptuous you are, Lao Tzu will swallow you fool now! Hao Jun grabbed her hands and suddenly threatened with a cold face.
"Hao? Hao Jun? You bastard, I said how do you look familiar, it turned out to be you! You are the one who killed me. When the young girl heard Hao Jun's name, she was even more furious and trembled with anger.
"Who the hell are you? Are we acquainted? Hao Jun looked confused, in his memory, he didn't know this young and beautiful bewitching girl at all.
"You bastard, you still don't admit it, let me ask you, did you open the "old driver" driving school in the suburbs of Yuehu City? The young girl asked angrily.
"Veteran driver's driving school?"
Hao Jun had to admit that this was really opened by himself, such an awesome and loud name, it was he who racked his brains and smoked three packs of 'Yellow Crane Tower' fiercely to come up with it.
So he nodded and said suspiciously: "The old driver's driving school is indeed mine, but this has something to do with you?" ”
The young girl gritted her teeth and said: "It's not just a half-dime, I paid six thousand nine hundred and eighty-eight, and you are not as good as this bullshit 'old driver' driving school to learn to drive!" You say it nicely, saying that as long as you are a young person, you can pass it successfully and get a driver's license, but what about me, why did I take five rounds of subject three, and I still can't pass..."
"Uh~" Hao Jun was stunned, he finally had some impressions, what is this woman's name, it seems to be Wu Zishan.
Every time she took the exam, she was inexplicable, either she didn't wear a seat belt, or she forgot to turn on the turn signal, and when it was time to pull the handbrake, she went to touch the gear handle.
And her subject 2 was also passed in the fifth round of make-up exams. Because there are two chances in each round of exams, five rounds of exams are equivalent to ten exams. You said that the first few times were not enough, and it was understandable, but ten times for each subject test, who can be blamed?
It was this woman who had no IQ that caused her old driver's driving school to almost lose its reputation, and Hao Jun also heard the instructors of the driving school talk about it.
"Eh, I said Wu Zishan, there are many people who can't pass the driver's license test, maybe you're too nervous, or maybe your physical coordination is not good..."Hao Jun explained comfortingly.
"Who the hell dare to say that I'm not well coordinated, I, I'm 69 easily." Wu Zishan immediately retorted.
"Okay, even if you play 69 well, even if you haven't passed three of the five subjects, this has something to do with what you said about my old driver's driving school killing you!" Hao Jun began to get a little impatient.
"It doesn't matter, you 'old drivers' this garbage driving school, the instructors are not a good thing, they saw that I hadn't been five times, and they began to discriminate against me, not letting me touch the driving school car again, and not letting me sign up for the retest, saying that I can only drive at noon, and I will die if I drive sooner or later!"
"That's right, it makes sense, if it were me, I'd say the same." Hao Jun thought to himself.
Wu Zishan was still chirping there: "Hmph, don't they say I can't do it?" In the evening, I secretly drove my father's car out until the old driver's driving school, so that they could see with their own eyes whether I could drive sooner or later. ”
"Then the coaches are right, so you crashed and died?" Hao Jun looked at the woman's body on the hospital bed, no wonder there was so much gauze wrapped, the result was obvious.
"Of course not, I had no problem driving on the road. If it weren't for the fact that I grabbed a big red envelope in the red envelope group, I didn't notice a motorcycle suddenly appeared in front of me for a while, I hit the steering wheel urgently, mistook the accelerator for the brake, drove faster and faster, and finally crashed out, how would I die? How could I let those stupid coaches see my jokes! Wu Zishan looked angry.
"Idiot indeed!" Hao Jun said coldly.
"That's right, those coaches are stupid about him!" Wu Zishan agreed very approvingly.
"I especially said that you are stupid, driving without a license, not wearing a seat belt, and driving and playing with your mobile phone, Nima's death is not a pity, what are you forcing here!" Hao Jun suddenly shouted angrily at Wu Zishan.
"You, you still dare to call me stupid, I want your old driver's driving school to pay for my car, my life, and mine..."
"Shut up, you've got enough of the fuck!" Hao Jun was furious and interrupted the brainless Wu Zishan's crooked chatter.
After speaking, he clasped her shoulder, held the Yin-Yang Channel ticket in his hand, and was about to exchange for contribution points, if she hadn't been able to exchange some contribution points, Hao Jun couldn't help it now, and wanted to swallow this idiot with no IQ.
Wu Zishan was suddenly so frightened that she didn't dare to talk nonsense, because Hao Jun's eyes were really terrifying.
Suddenly, Hao Jun thought of Uncle Snail's volute space, and immediately contacted Uncle Snail to explain the situation.
"Yes, but this newborn ghost is still very fragile and can only stay in my volute for about two days, so you'd better send it to the underworld as soon as possible."
Uncle Snail was very happy this time, only to see a light brown light and shadow passing by, and then re-burrowed into his forehead, and Wu Zishan in front of Hao Jun disappeared.
"Ugh!" Hao Jun was stunned on the spot, is this really just a snail?
The room fell silent all of a sudden, except for the gauze-wrapped corpse on the bed with him.
Again, several medical staff entered the ward and began to process Wu Zishan's body, and one of the doctors said: "Register, send it to the morgue, notify the family and the police!" ”。
"Morgue?" Hao Jun's mind moved, and he was ready to go over to take a look and find out if his body was still there?