Chapter 391: Drama (Page 1/1)

If Zhang Wei remembers correctly, this eldest sister is already three years old, not only does she not show signs of aging, but it has its own beautification effect and soft light function! The facial features look natural and charming, and the whole person looks like a royal sister.

The eldest sister took off her head and took off the soft intestines stuck to her waist, full of doubts, but she didn't ask, just shouted outside the subway: "Flowing eastward, give me death!" ”

"Alas, guest officer, what do you command? I'll come here! It turned out that Xiang Dongliu was also among the zombies, and at this time he squeezed out and ran to the subway to stand by.

At this time, the zombies saw that the matter had been revealed, and they were observing the situation with each other, not knowing what to do next. Some don't know the situation here, and they still play the role of the walking dead.

The eldest sister looked Luo Yuanhao up and down, and asked, "Little handsome guy, how can you see it?" I don't believe perfumes. ”

Luo Yuanhao smiled and said, "Eldest sister, do you remember the last time we met?" ”

Since the eldest sister has come here, of course she remembers the last meeting: "I know, and then what?" ”

"Before you came, everyone said you were in good shape. Zhang Wei and I haven't taken it seriously, as soon as you come, we will look stupid. Later, I knew that as long as you have such a good figure, it must be you. ”

"Hahaha...... Aha......" The eldest sister laughed heartily and showed a mouthful of white teeth, "Xiang Dongliu, didn't you say that this little brother is very honest?" Does that look bad now? ”

"Hi, hi." Xiang Liuliu learned the dog's leg that was slapped by the imperial army, and the dog's leg reached its limit. provoked the eldest sister to laugh again, and the big guys all laughed, but the smiles of those zombies were a little terrifying.

The eldest sister held her waist with a smile: "Alas, you are going to laugh at me to death." ”

"Hahaha." Luo Yuanhao didn't expect that the sycophant just now actually said that the eldest sister had a good figure, and then said that a good figure was the eldest sister's head, and the eldest sister's head had a good figure, and it became a good figure is the eldest sister's head!

He didn't know that he had unconsciously shot a very high-level, humorous sophistry level of sycophancy, but the eldest sister laughed low.

"Hey, I'm not kidding you guys." The eldest sister straightened her head, "By the way, little brother, how the hell do you know my ......" She spread her hands as she spoke.

Luo Yuanhao knew that the other party would not give up if he didn't get a real answer, so he said seriously:

"In fact, at the beginning, like Zhang Wei, I was almost scared. But Zhang Wei and I have really seen more terrifying scenes, so we can stand on our feet and analyze relatively calmly. I don't know if you've seen it, but we shot a video before, and I remember giving a copy to Xiang Dongliu. That's it...... The one who went into the tomb? ”

Xiang Dongliu nodded, indicating that the eldest sister had seen it. At the same time, he has also asked all the actors around him to play zombies to retreat.

So Luo Yuanhao turned back to the eldest sister and said:

"When we go inside, we have to wear masks, otherwise the stench will smoke and poison us. And your makeup artists and stylists are obviously painting movie makeup, and movies don't need to smell! This is one of the problems. The other, and most important, is that I don't feel the scent of dead bodies from you at all. Notice that I don't mean a smell, it's a ...... A feeling that you have done too much of a job, practice makes perfect, and you will naturally know. ”

The eldest sister's face changed slightly, and she became a little weird, as if she was a little afraid of Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei......

Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei knew that the other party was probably taboo, so they didn't continue.

At this time, Li Zijie came over, she took the little cow over and handed it to Zhang Wei, then took the eldest sister's hand, and immediately turned on the coquettish mode: "Oh, you said that you would definitely scare him to death, why were you scared by him...... I don't care, you're going to ...... anyway"

"Alas, I've seen through it, am I so cheeky?"

"I don't care, I don't care."

"Hey, I'll help you get revenge next time, next time, next time!"

"Next time, you must be scared to pee his pants, otherwise he won't be able to spare you."

"Oh, you little girl is so annoying! Let go of your hand, and those you don't know think you're the one with me......"

"I don't care ......"

The two of them walked away as they spoke.

Luo Yuanhao looked at the distant backs of the two, and Zhang Wei glanced at each other and said, "Revenge? ”

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes: "Neurotic, there is no intersection, what revenge is there?" ”

"yes, didn't you offend her?" Luo Yuanhao said while making a helpless expression, but for some reason, his heart was a little sweet. He suddenly thought, he can't be a pervert, right? People want to seek revenge on themselves, and they are a little excited.

A huge farce, over.

Xiang Dongliu was also tired of keeping secrets, so he told him about this time.

According to him, since the eldest sister was not in the mansion at the beginning, she always felt that Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei must have done some small tricks to make a few girls believe it. And the eastward flow is even a damn mastermind.

When he went east to pull her into the gang, the other party put forward the conditions of embarrassment. It just so happened that Li Zijie also knew, so this girl thought of such a big drama.

The local tyrant has a lot of money, invited hundreds of art school students to play zombies, invited a team of top special effects makeup artists in China, and chartered the train to empty the station site. and made this big drama into a prank, ready to be broadcast on the platform that flows eastward. And before that, every one was so successful that it frightened the "passengers".

Several passengers had to cut out parts of the content because of the severity of the embarrassment: for example, wetting their pants...... People are frightened to a certain extent, incontinent and incontinent

As for revenge, Xiang Dongliu told him that when he and Li Zijie went to Luo Yuanhao's secret base together, Li Zijie was frightened and ran into the car to vomit.

It just so happened that Luo Yuanhao was stupidly watching the joke, and she felt very shameless, so she held a grudge. I was going to raise my eyebrows today and laugh at it again, but it turned out to be a failure......

"What? I feature Fack. Luo Yuanhao looked confused, "Why don't I remember this?" He looked at Zhang Wei.

"me." Zhang Wei said, "I don't remember this either." ”

Xiang Dongliu looked at the two guys and patted them on the shoulders comfortingly: "This matter is over." Your performance today has far exceeded expectations! I'll add chicken thighs to you in the evening. ”

Zhang Wei said: "It's not good to eat too much supper. Looking for a place to sleep? It's the middle of the night, isn't it? I'm tired today. ”

Xiang Dongliu said: "This kind of small thing has been done a long time ago. By the way, uh, it's almost 9 o'clock tomorrow, and the eldest sister will come again. ”

As he spoke, he had already taken a few people into the car. Luo Yuanhao's body stiffened, his eyes suddenly widened, he gave up his position, and with one look, he asked Zhang Wei to get in the car first.

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