Chapter 1310: "Robbery Squad"
In the cinema, the light changes.
No matter what kind of thoughts the audience came to the cinema, they were almost attracted by the plot of the movie at this time.
Because tickets for "Robbery Squad" are hard to find, and Almighty Manor has also technically increased the difficulty of "swiping tickets", almost everyone present actually saw "Robbery Squad" for the first time.
The story of all this originated from the "Indigo? invasion".
This invader of mysterious origin, using technology beyond the comprehension of the earth, has induced an undersea volcano that has nearly wiped out the entire Fuso, as well as half of the coastal states, from the face of the earth.
The effects it has brought have not yet dissipated.
Fluctuations in food prices, famine caused by volcanic ash, and the aftermath of the catastrophe continued.
But unlike such a heavy topic and the main drama style of "The Brewer", "Robbery Squad" is actually a nonsensical comedy.
The picture starts with the stupid two faces of three pounds and four taels.
These two ugly faces have appeared in "The Brewer", but they are not important characters, they just show their faces.
And at the beginning of the picture, it was a big face of three catties, which occupied most of the shot.
"Is filming started? Is filming starting? The focus of the lens blurred for a moment, and finally aimed at the ugly face of the three catties.
"Hello everyone, I'm three catties, and now I'm going to put on a show for you."
"This show is called 'Mouth and Nose Spitting Fire'."
In the picture, I saw this guy grab the two grenades next to him, pull out the pull tab, and stuff them into his mouth.
"Oh, roar, roar, ......" Sanjin was still smiling at the camera.
Next to him, someone was shouting: "Three catties, keep your mouth shut, what if you spray me......"
Suddenly, there was a "boom", and flames several meters long erupted from his mouth and nose.
"Wha......ha
Next to him, Siliang stretched out his big paws and slapped him on the back a few times, but it didn't seem to work.
Siliang suddenly thought of a good idea, he picked up a rocket launcher from the side and shot it at Sanjin's back.
"Boom!" There was a loud bang, and the huge wave of the explosion hit Sanjin's back, which made Sanjin burp out.
With a "cough", a piece of shrapnel erupted from his mouth, spun and flew out.
"Ahh There was a scream, and it seemed that the photographer had been shot, "I'm hurt!" I'm hurt! ”
The picture was shaking, and there was a rush of soldiers.
At this moment, several roars came: "Who is it!" ”
"There are intruders!"
"Someone has invaded the arsenal!"
The soldiers, dressed in the obvious military uniforms of Lanxi State, rushed out from the side: "Kill them!" ”
"Kill the intruder!"
"Oh...... We were discovered! Sanjin hurriedly waved his hand, "Run, run!" ”
There was another loud "boom", the ceiling was suddenly lifted by a huge force, several ropes fell, and three catties and four ropes hung on a huge container, and then climbed onto the container.
"Wait, Da Zhuang hasn't come up yet!"
"Forget it, that guy can fly! Let's go first! ”
The container flew off the ground, and in the middle of the picture, a black shadow flashed and flew to their side.
"Oh, by the way, if this picture is broadcast, will it be used as incriminating evidence?"
"So that everybody knows that we've robbed the arsenal of Lancy State......"
"Pinch off this one!"
The picture suddenly went black.
Suddenly, it lit up again.
"Forget it, pinch what, we're a robbery squad!"
The three of them flew into the air, and on the ground, the army of Lanxi State frantically poured fire into the air, and the firepower exploded in the air, forming four huge words-
"Robbery Squad".
The picture froze for a moment, and the four words burst out like fireworks, three catties and four taels and Da Zhuang, opened the container in the air, and grabbed all kinds of weapons from it.
"Ahahahaha, I like robbery!"
"We love to loot arsenals!"
"Look at us!"
"Ahh
"Boom Boom Boom Boom ......"
A continuous burst of explosions rang out.
A variety of different explosions blended together.
"Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. ”
The violent explosions are very rhythmic, like drumbeats and different notes, forming the energetic opening music of "Robbery Squad", and in the music composed of this gunshot, the smoke and dust of the bomb explosion form various words.
"Starring: Three catties, playing three catties."
"Starring: Four taels, playing four taels."
"Starring: Da Zhuang, playing Da Zhuang."
"Director: Li Fan."
"Photography: Mystery Man, Big Black."
"Producers: Zhuang Buyuan, Li Fan, Zhou Ye, Zhang Nan......"
Three catties and four taels, on the container, and the Lanxi Prefecture troops on the ground have come and go, and Lanxi Prefecture fighters have flown in the distance, and the combat system of the sea, land and air has been fully activated.
As soon as the picture turned, three catties and four taels and Da Zhuang dragged the empty container back to the manor.
Sanjin threw the chain in his hand to the ground, and the container shook, and in the empty container, a bullet rolled out of nowhere.
"Oh yes, look at our loot!"
"Great victory!"
"Ahahahaha, our robbery squad is invincible!"
The audience was extremely helpless, these guys, who obviously grabbed everything, were all wiped out on the road, and they even claimed to be a big victory?
These people are really boring to the extreme.
The scene turns again, and the three people sit boredly with their backs to the container, stretching their limbs.
Sanjin pinched the bullet that almost blew up half of Lanxi Prefecture and snatched back, then threw it into his mouth and bit it down with a click.
"Smack!" With a bang, a bullet was fired, and two streaks of gunpowder smoke came out of Sanjin's ears.
"Ahahahaha." Sanjin laughed again.
These guys are not only boring to the extreme, but also idle eggs......
As soon as the picture turned, in the manor, several important characters in "Brew Man", the first generation of Brew Man, Zhuang Qian and the second generation of Brew Man played by Da Scoop, were discussing something at this time, and when they heard a soldier's report, several people frowned: "These guys, have you gone to make trouble in Lanxi Prefecture again?" ”
"Really, if we don't find something for them to do, I'm afraid they're going to tear down the earth......"
"It's better to ......" A few people looked at the map in their hands, on the map, there was a whirlpool, and the whirlpool was the original indigo? The location at the time of the invasion, in addition to the tracks, one by one red dots.
"Leave this to them?"
"Don't they like to rob? Let them get all these things back. ”
"You can also get these troublesome guys out of the way, so as not to bother us here."