Chapter 148: I Was Blind Date and Ended Badly
When Chu Fangfang and I came back from Runze Yuexi, it was already dark.
Drunk and hazy.
"What do you think of today's interview?" Chu Fangfang asked me on the subway.
"It's real," I said, smiling, "it's just not plump!" ”
"They're all quite plump!" Chu Fangfang smiled.
"I'm talking about the content of the interview," I said seriously, "not about their bodies!" ”
"It doesn't matter if the content is thin," Chu Fangfang said with a smile, "I just add some material to promote fertilizer when I write!" ”
"I always feel like something is wrong today!" I thought about it.
"I also think," Chu Fangfang said thoughtfully, "I felt okay when I started the interview, but what they said during the meal, and the way they looked at you, seemed to be a bit of a problem!" ”
"After getting off the subway," I said to Chu Fangfang seriously, "I'll ask Mengqi!" ”
Chu Fangfang smiled silently.
The subway is moving in a regular manner.
After getting off the train at Longze Station, I dialed Mengqi's phone.
"When did you disperse?" I asked as I walked.
"Just dispersed," Meng Qi said with a smile, "They don't have a bad impression of you at all!" ”
"What does it matter if it's good or not?" I smiled, "Just complete the interview!" ”
"When I asked them out," Meng Qi explained, "tell them that they are here on a blind date, or who of them will come!" ”
"No wonder," I said with a sudden realization, "I just feel that something is wrong!" ”
"They don't have a good impression of you," Mongi said with a smile, "but I still have a good impression of you!" ”
"Tell me!" I urged with interest.
"You're so much more mature than you look in the pictures!" Mongi giggled.
"Just say it's old-fashioned," I smiled, "by the way, what do those three women dislike about me?" If you say it, if I think there is, I will change it, and if I don't, I will encourage it. ”
"Then I'll be straight," Meng Qi said quickly, "Mu Qing said you didn't look sexy, Zhilei said you looked tasteless, and Qingqing said you looked worthless!" ”
"Thank you for their comments on me," I said solemnly, "then I'll give you a review of them now, and you can tell them then!" ”
"Okay!" Meng Qi smiled.
"Listen up," I said seriously, "I want to say to Mu Qing, who has 'few heartbeats and a lot of sex': loving yourself is the first footprint of love." If you want to find a lover, don't let the 'desire' fire burn your clothes first, and don't let the 'desire' fire burn your brain. I would like to say to Zhilei, who is 'ready for everything, only family affairs': There is no free lunch in the world, let alone free love and marriage. Just as a savvy investor often invests his money in a potential stock and spends time growing with it to eventually gain fame and fortune, a smart woman often looks for a man who can really join hands, invests a lot of emotion and time, carefully cultivates the flower of love, and finally lives a sunny life. If a woman can change her mentality, be less 'speculative' in love, and know that there will be a return if she pays, then her probability of happiness will be much higher. What I want to say to Qingqing, who 'loves and hates, hurts and is happy': If a woman can let go of her so-called capital such as houses, cars, tickets, etc., and look for them with a normal heart, then she will quickly find her other half! ”
"Are you finished?" Meng Qi asked with a smile.
"It's over!" I smiled.
"Is there anything you have to say to me?" Meng Qi asked with interest.
"You have fewer friends like this around you," I said to Meng Qi seriously, "and you may have more love than you can!" ”
"Why?" Meng Qi asked puzzled.
"Because those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black!" I'll be serious.
"The question is," said Mongie, with a playful smile, "what if I'm with those who come in pairs, and they always show me affection?" ”
I have nothing to say.
Chu Fangfang smiled.
Chu Fangfang and I laughed and returned to the rental house.
After Chu Fangfang took a bath, I brought a hair dryer.
"Sit in front of me," I said to Chu Fangfang with a smile, "I'll dry your hair well!" ”
"Thank you," Chu Fangfang smiled coquettishly, "That boyfriend of mine never knew to blow my hair!" ”
"There's a little suggestion," I said to Chu Fangfang seriously after putting down the hair dryer, "Let's be together, don't mention that scumbag again, okay!" ”
"Okay!" Chu Fangfang smiled and said, "Then you can't mention your ex-girlfriend again!" ”
"Ex-girlfriend?" I wondered, "Who?" ”
"It's the short-haired woman who drives a BMW MINI!" Chu Fangfang laughed.
"You reminded me," I said, hurriedly putting down the hair dryer and picking up my phone, "She's been in Xi'an for several days, and I haven't contacted her yet!" ”
Chu Fangfang smiled.
The phone went through.
"Have you been to Xi'an?" I asked Ye Qian.
"What do you say?" Ye Qian said in a vicious voice, "I'm going to Xi'an to work, didn't I go to the west to learn scriptures, do I have to go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to get there?" ”
"I forgot," I hurriedly said apologetically, "I'm sorry! ”
"You'd better forget about me completely," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Then I will really thank you!" ”
"How's work now?" I asked, pretending.
"I'm boiling water in the pot to cook noodles," Ye Qian said seriously, "If you have something to say, say it quickly!" ”
"Then you should be careful of the pot overflowing!" I smiled.
Ye Qian hung up the phone with a "click".
I gasped.
I put down my phone with a blank face and picked up the hair dryer.
"Your instincts might really be right!" I thought about it while blowing Chu Fangfang's hair.
"What does she have?" Chu Fangfang said with a disdainful face, "Isn't it that you are richer than me, more famous than me, more talented than me, and taller than me......"
"She's not as big as yours!" I'll be serious.
"That's right!" Chu Fangfang smiled and said, "Her breasts may not be as big as yours!" ”
"Get out!" I pretended to be angry and yelled at Chu Fangfang, "Do you want me to blow your hair?" ”
Chu Fangfang smiled.
I was smiling.
"You will also wash it later," Chu Fangfang ordered, "We will go to bed early at night, and we can't stay up late to code words!" ”
"With you in bed, who would stay up late to code words?" I said with a disdainful face, "Stay up all night and you, you can get ready!" ”
"You're so annoying!" Chu Fangfang said angrily.