Lu Yu listened to the words of Shiba Inu with a collar, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

If he remembers correctly, the Shiba Inu in front of him is the same as the river god, from "100,000 Bad Jokes".

Its setting is Odin's favorite son, that is, Odin is actually a dog fan, otherwise it can't explain how Odin broke through reproductive isolation and gave birth to sons across species.

Shiba Inu saw that Lu Yu didn't speak, and pressed his collar with his paw again, making a loud sound.

"For the glory of the gods of the north."

"What glory of the gods of the north?" Tony Stark flew over with Potts in his arms, and when he saw Shiba Inu Thor, he asked curiously, "Lu Yu, when did you get a dog?" It's still a husky, but this husky can stand upright, and your organization has performed genetic modification surgery on it? ”

Shiba Inu Thor hears Tony say he's a husky and immediately blows up.

He pressed his claw on the collar with a loud sound.

"I'm Thor!"

Tony: "....... ”

He stared at the suspected husky puppy in front of him, his eyes lit up, "Yu, you have a good trick." ”

Naming a dog Thor is really too sassy, and when Thor finds out that a dog is exactly the same as his name, his expression must be very good-looking.

Tony decided to go back and get a puppy himself, named Nick Fury.

"What a cute husky." Potts went up and hugged Shiba Inu Thor and smoothed out the erected hair that Shiba Inu Thor had fried.

"It's not called a husky, it's called a Shiba Inu." Lu Yu glanced at Thor, a shiba inu lying in Potts's arms, and thought to himself that the river god was girly, this thunder god Thor wouldn't be a perverted dog.

But it doesn't seem to be said in the movie that Thor is a perverted dog.

"Wang~Wang~" Shiba Inu Thor barked in Potts' arms.

It means that I am Thor, the god of thunder, not a husky or a Shiba Inu.

But what it said, the three guys present who only knew eagle language and didn't understand dog language didn't understand it at all.

In his heart, Lu Yu communicated with the system, "Uncle System, why can't I understand what Shiba Inu Thor said?" ”

Didn't you say that the system uncle comes with his own translator?

Why can't it work to Thor the God of Thunder, he still expects to rely on the system's own translation to pretend to be forced.

System: "Because it doesn't speak human language." ”

Lu Yu: "...... Your reason for this is very strong. ”

Shiba Inu Thor found that no one could understand the dog language he spoke, so he pressed his paw on the collar and made a loud voice, "I'm Thor, the god of thunder!" ”

As soon as this was finished, Tony leaned up and looked at the collar around Thor's neck, "Lu Yu, did you also get him a collar with voice function?" ”

He pressed the blue button on his collar, and immediately a loud sound came out.

"I'm Thor!"

"What about this button?" Tony pressed the white button next to the blue button.

"For the glory of the gods of the north!"

"And what is this button for?" Tony pressed the red button on his collar.

Zizi .......

Tony was electrocuted to the point that his whole body was numb, and after the electricity, not only did his skin become dark and thick, but his hair stood on end, and a mouthful of eye circles came out of his mouth.

Don't get me wrong, it's not the collar that elects him, it's the Shiba Inu Thor.

Shiba Inu Thor jumped out of Potts' arms, holding Thor's hammer, his cute face full of cold taste.

"Tony." Potts looked at Tony worriedly.

"I did have a fight with Thor, the god of thunder." Tony said as he puffed out a smoke ring.

At the same time, he wondered, is it true that every guy named Thor in this world has a hammer and discharges? Of course, there is also the fact that they all clash with him.

"Puppy, do you want to fight?" Tony put on his suit, even his mask.

I can't abuse the real Thor God, it's always no pressure to abuse a dog version of Thor Thor.

Shiba Inu Thor took his paw and pressed it on the collar, "For the glory of the gods of the north!" ”

Then he raised his hammer and hit it at the ground. A large blast of lightning struck Tony Stark through the ground.

"So, I should thank you." Tony Stark glanced at the energy storage that had broken through to 400%, and his mouth couldn't close with a smile.

Why?

Because anyone who has played arcade games knows that you need to save energy before making a big move, Shiba Inu Thor fills all Tony Stark's energy with a lightning bolt.

This can be said to be a thousand miles to send energy.

So he didn't say a word, and he vented his energy with a flat move.

Shiba Inu Thor dodges and the skill is invalid.

Then, the two played hand-to-hand combat.

Tony Stark's high movement speed, low attack speed, high defense and high damage, immunity to lightning damage, Shiba Inu Thor's high movement speed, high attack speed, low defense and high damage, and its own lightning elemental attack.

The two of them were actually fighting back and forth for a while.

When Lu Yu saw this, he remembered that he had been affected by eating melons before, and suddenly had the urge to open the door and go to Mars.

But I thought that I couldn't open the door that far, and I thought that I still needed oxygen to breathe.

He decided that he would better stand still and eat melons and watch the show.

But how can you eat melons and watch dramas without melons.

So he opened the door, went out to buy a watermelon, and came back to eat melons and watch the show slowly.

Wow, this melon is so sweet.

"Can you give me half?" Potts came up and asked, "I can pay for it." ”

"Give."

Potts took a bite, "Wow, this melon is so sweet." ”

As a result, the number of people who eat melons has changed from one to two.

Click...... Click......

There was lightning in the sky.

"I have a feeling that a guy I don't like is coming." Tony dodges the Shiba Inu Thor and looks up at the sky, and although everyone is teammates who have fought together, he just doesn't like this guy who likes to play thunder and lightning.

Boom!

A figure smashed through the ceiling above the supermarket, half-kneeling on the ground.

Lu Yu looked at the ceiling with a big hole, and said in his heart that he could smash it casually, anyway, S.H.I.E.L.D. would repair it for me.

"I knew it was him."

As soon as the words fell, Shiba Inu Thor knocked over Tony Stark, who was wandering, with a hammer.

Thor, the god of thunder, just came and saw that his comrade-in-arms Tony was killed by the Wangxingren, and thought to himself, you my teammate in front of my Thor, the god of thunder, so you still have it? So he didn't say a word and smashed it with a hammer.

Bang!

The two Thor's hammers collided, and the thunder in the air was wanton.

Thor was hit by the shock and took a few steps back, and when he saw the Wang Xingren in front of him, he only took a few steps back, ouch, the strength is good, he can actually block me with a hammer.

So he pointed a hammer at Shiba Inu Thor and said, "Who are you?" ”

Shiba Inu Thor had a cold face and pressed the collar with his paws, "I'm Thor, the god of thunder!" ”

Thor: "......." ”