434 The first pit, the cute pet counterattacks

Xiao Jingchen is a little entangled now, she looked at the host dumbfounded, the host is a man in his forties, his skin is very fair, but his face is very round, his eyes are also round, and his body is also round, it looks like a live-action version of a giant panda, but coincidentally, Xiao Jingchen's eyes are also round, and his face is also meaty, so the two big eyes are staring at each other, and it looks like a giant panda following a little hamster in "eyebrows".

"Poof-" Inexplicably, the guests and audience laughed in unison.

The host also laughed, and made a gesture of invitation to Xiao Jingchen, "Why are you staring at me, we are all waiting for your answer," he said, he turned his head and explained to the guests and audience, "This needs to be explained, this question is a bonus question that our choreographer came up with after shaking hands with the innocent girl and deciding not to wash his hands for a week, so he patted the teleprompter, "I don't know the correct answer either." ”

So, everyone looked at Xiao Jingchen expectantly, Xiao Jingchen scratched his head in embarrassment, his big black grape-like eyes flickered, and the water was like a clear spring, so that no one saw the confusion behind the pool of clear water.

When she was dazed, she had a signature action - pursed her small mouth, her little paws touched and touched, this sudden unconscious cuteness immediately ignited the entire studio hall, attracting a new wave of crazy wolf howls, and then, the wolf howl issued by humans reminded the girl who was not in the situation, Xiao Jingchen's eyes suddenly lit up, and said sweetly, "I brought them all, you can see the answer for yourself!" ”

Then the excited guests and audience didn't hear clearly, and before the host could react, she decisively turned her head and shouted backstage, "Eggplant, steamed buns, vegetable buns, potatoes, you all come out!" ”

"Roaring β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”"

Suddenly a lion's roar was deafening, and it seemed that even the whole earth trembled, and the lively scene suddenly became silent, and the dead silence was eerie, and everyone stared in disbelief, looking at the huge male lion who walked out of the background, the sturdy limbs, the majestic lion's mane, and the beast pupils as bright as copper bells, and the cold and sharp fangs that burst out when roaring......

The hearts of the guests and the audience all rose to their throats at once, as if an invisible hand was cruelly and ruthlessly grabbing their throats, plundering their air and lives, and at the same time plundering their voices.

Screaming should have been a human instinct when they were afraid, but at this moment, everyone forgot about it!!

The size of the potato far exceeds that of the normal male lion, not only it, but the wolf king steamed bun and the tiger king vegetable bun that stroll out of the order behind it are larger than the normal species, but walking with the potato, the proportions of the three bodies are symmetrical, and as the only clawless animal, the eggplant said that it disdains to be in the company of a group of long-haired fools, it stabbed and jumped past the three beasts, and rushed to the main silver at the fastest speed.

Watching the giant python that was thicker than an adult's thigh rushed towards the soft and glutinous goddess of the elf at a sensitive speed that absolutely did not match the figure, everyone gasped in unison, because there were too many people inhaling in an instant, so that the oxygen in the small studio hall was insufficient, and the pain of suffocation made everyone's heartbeat beat a few beats in horror, as a result, I thought that I would see the tragedy of "what kind of giant python cruelly devoured its master", but I didn't expect that at the critical moment, when the python's open fangs were about to poke into the girl's soft flesh, the quiet and beautiful goddess suddenly raised her hand, The fist made of white and tender little claws is as cute as Xiaolongbao, but it unceremoniously hammered the python's head, obviously it didn't look like it had much strength, but the stout python's head smashed directly on the ground with a "bang~~", and the sound was even more deafening than when the lion first appeared.

"Hiss~~~~" Everyone gasped in unison again, and just looking at it, they suddenly felt a pain in their jaws.

The giant python was knocked out by a punch, looking at the fact that although it fell hard, but in fact, it had no damage at all due to its rough skin and thick flesh, it shook its head, raised its upper body, and approached the main silver, its thick body swayed, full of flattery and flattery.

A guest in front of her subconsciously rubbed her eyes, thinking that Mao's expression was good...... Doglegs??

OMG, she's absolutely crazy!! OTZ~!

As a result, the giant python's cuteness has not been fully displayed, and suddenly a giant claw stepped directly on the tip of its tail, so painful that its whole body was tensed, and its body suddenly rose up, and its head was far higher than the four and a half meters of male lion, the male lion's front paws stepped on the tip of the tail and vaguely crushed, and then faced the python's vicious vertical pupils, opened its fangs, and threatened silently.

The python also cracked its ferocious tongue, revealing four cold fangs on the upper and lower sides, and the atmosphere at the scene was tense to the extreme, and the killing was about to break out.

Everyone's hearts jumped to the base of their tongues, and they were so nervous that they even forgot to breathe, however, at this most frightening moment, when the big tiger who followed the lion was passing by the lion, he suddenly threw his fat buttocks and hit the lion, and at the same time turned his head and lazily roared at the lion.

"Roar Roar Roar β€”β€”β€”β€”" - get out of my way, idiot!

Potato: "......"

The steamed bun was the smallest, and it was stained with the light of the vegetable bun, and it was able to pass by the lion without any problems, and then it aimed at the eggplant.

The vegetable bag walked to Xiao Jingchen's left hand side and stopped, turned around, facing the audience, and lay down next to Xiao Jingchen's paws hanging on his side, while the wolf king walked to the right side of Xiao Jingchen, and also turned around, facing the audience, but the hind legs scattered under the ass vaguely pulled the eggplant behind him, so that the second goods were a little far away from himself and the main silver.

Eggplant: "......"

Observe the party host Ou Ge at close range throughout the whole process: ".............................."

Xiao Jingchen looked down at the mature and steady wolf king steamed buns, then at the quiet and lazy tiger king vegetable buns, and finally at the domineering and mighty lion king, and at the python eggplant with a strong fighting spirit, her fingers were about to move, and her eyes were bright, "Do you want to compete??" ”

"Suddenly~~~~", the lion king withdrew his claws, turned to face the audience and sat down honestly, the majestic appearance of the head and chest was exactly the same as the body of the sphinx, as soon as the lion king let go of his claws, the giant python also "swish~~~~" softened down, honestly coiled up his thick body, his head rested on the hovering body, and the cold vertical pupils stared at the audience, but from time to time secretly glanced at the main silver.

Looking at the reactions of the two, Xiao Jingchen pursed his lips and expressed his disappointment.

……………………

There was a dead silence.

After a full half a minute, the host with a strong liver finally reacted and said dryly, "It seems that the pet of the innocent girl is very humane!" ”

"............" is unattended, except for the main silver of the pet who understands human nature, the CPU of other people's brains is trying to restart from the crash.

The host subconsciously swallowed two breaths before he finally regained his feelings, but to be honest, he didn't dare to approach the four big monsters that he knew were not easy to mess with at a glance, "That...... Innocent, would you like to introduce us to your pet? ”

Xiao Jingchen turned his head to look at him, and then nodded in the host's round eyes, "Okay, this is a vegetable bag!" ”

"Roar, roarβ€”" The tiger opened his mouth lazily and roared, as a greeting.

"It's steamed buns."

"Woo wooβ€”β€”β€”β€” wolf king raised his head to the sky and howled, even more terrifying than the wolf howl under the moon.

"It's eggplant."

"Hissβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”" The giant python spit out a long snake hyacinth, staring at those tiny humans suspiciously, how much was scared~!

"It's a potato."

The roar of the "roar, roar, roar, roar, β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”" lion is actually a bit similar to that of a tiger, but Tudou said that the domineering and mighty male lion and the delicious and lazy stinky tiger are by no means the same species.

After the four beasts said hello, the guests and audiences who were used to frightening and frightened finally found life from the brains of the crash, and the host also regained his confidence in the deafening close-range beast roar, he coughed lightly and said, "Everyone has also seen that the tiger of the innocent girl is indeed a Siberian tiger, and the African lion also has it, so the correct answer to the bonus question just now is A money leopard, congratulations to all ages, all zero points." ”

The guests and the audience collectively collapsed, well, even if they don't score, it is definitely worth the ticket price to see these four beasts.

Because the four beasts on stage are not in the script, this is an emergency, and the host is a little helpless, saying that when the girl came, there were obviously only three people, where were these four beasts hiding and from which place did they get in~~!

The host shook the teleprompter twice, and simply threw the thick stack of teleprompter cards back to the host stage, since the guests did not play according to the script, he simply improvised well, so the host rubbed the fleshy bun claws and said, "Innocent girl, I don't know if the little one is lucky enough to touch these heroes?" ”

Xiao Jingchen was stunned, and it took a long time to realize that "small" meant "me", and she nodded, "Yes." ”

Because of the experience of "Truth or Dare", it is confirmed that although the pet of the innocent girl is a beast, it is also a cute beast, not only will they not harm humans, but they will also roll and sell cute begging for food, so the host's fear of them is much smaller than that of the audience guests, especially Ou Ge is unfortunately friends with the hostess of "Truth or Dare", and they are very good friends, so good that they sleep in the same bed.

Well, the two of them are a well-known model loving couple in the hosting industry.

So, with the consent of the main silver, the host did not hesitate to stretch out his paws to the nearest big lion, the potato just because of stepping on the tail of the big earthworm and attracted the violent "threat" of the main silver, so, it is very honest at the moment, even if a round man tries to use his claws to molest its smooth and pure fur, it also decided to be stiff, absolutely not to embarrass the main silver, ~T_T~

The host who successfully touched the smooth fur of the big lion was very excited, and he got carried away and said to the guests, "Does anyone want to come up and get close to the pets of the innocent girl?" Believe me, if you miss this time, you'll never have the chance to get so close to the beast in your life. ”

"I, I, I." The innocent NC fan Jinling immediately raised her hand excitedly, and without waiting for the host's consent, she rushed directly to the ...... Python!! β€”β€”Whether it is the guests, the audience or the host, the cold sweat is flowing wildly, this little girl ...... Hobbies are really weird~~!

Jin Ling didn't seem to see the cold and cruel gaze of the giant python at all, she opened her arms and flew to the giant python's circling body, leaving no gap between it and the giant python like a sticker on the wall.

Human beings have body temperature, as a cold-blooded animal eggplant means that it is not used to such intimate contact with hot-blooded animals other than the owner, so it involuntarily squirmed, circling in a circle of python body slowly swimming, frightened some viewers screamed, however, the giant python did not show its fangs to Jinling, just used the tip of its tail to roll Jinling's thin waist, lifted her up and put it four meters away from him, looking at its light and careful appearance, it is hard to believe that it is a cold-blooded python.

The "humanity" of the eggplant immediately attracted the favor of the guests and the audience, in fact, the eggplant privately wanted to swallow the hue that dared to covet itself in one bite (?!). But, in front of the main silver, I don't dare to open meat and tears~~!

However, the guests and viewers who don't know the truth fell in love with this "I'm ugly but I'm gentle" python, and the python's "gentleness" and "kindness" also indirectly fattened the courage of human beings, so one after another, some guests walked out of their seats and walked towards the four beasts.

Looking at the mighty human beings, the four beasts sharpened their back tooth sockets, put away their claws and fangs, and wept secretlyβ€”

Human beings are so scary, huh~~~, Lord silver, please help~~~! ~(+﹏+)~RS