Chapter 1: I'm Your Grandfather

Street Facing Cafe.

On woven tables and chairs, facing each other, sat a man and a woman.

The girl sitting in front of the white tree, about twenty years old, with big watery eyes, long hair and a shawl, long legs, and small cherries. Mouth, black leather clothes, slender fingers, all beauties should have, typical nine-point beauties.

And at this moment, the ten fingers of the beautiful woman are intertwined, and the knuckles are pale because of the exertion, and she looks a little nervous.

What should really be nervous is Bai Xiaoshu.

Bai Xiaoshu coughed and quickly introduced himself: "I, my name is Bai Xiaoshu, 22 years old, just graduated from college, and now ...... In a real estate company, when selling, renting, no ...... No car, no house, no ...... deposit, and ...... Job instability. ”

After saying that, he was embarrassed, lowered his head, and didn't dare to look at the eyes of the beautiful woman in front of him.

Sounds like a blind date.

That's right, it's a blind date.

After Bai Xiaoshu graduated, he was originally prepared to work diligently and diligently for five or six years, and then consider the major event of marriage, after all, in this era, there is no material foundation, and everything is empty talk.

However, the ideal and the reality are always contrary, no, as soon as I went to work, I was overwhelmed by various performance, indicators, and copywriting, and I got up earlier than the chicken and slept later than the cow every day, and only after a month did I get a basic salary of 900 yuan.

According to the manager, it would be good to be able to pay him a basic salary, if it weren't for the problems in the company's capital chain, the company urgently needs to train new people, and he would have been swept out of the house long ago.

Bai Xiaoshu has also heard of this matter, and heard that a large number of salesmen with high commissions in their hands have not yet received commissions, and some people have not even come to the company to report.

But this afternoon, when he got off work, the manager suddenly asked him: "Xiaobai, do you have a girlfriend?" ”

When Bai Xiaoshu heard this question, he had to answer embarrassedly and politely: "Manager, I can't even afford to raise myself, where did I get my girlfriend?" ”

When the manager heard this, he smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "In this way, I'll introduce you to a partner, if it's okay in the afternoon, go on a blind date." ”

Blind date?

Bai Xiaoshu essentially refused, after all, with his conditions, it is estimated that the failure rate of the blind date is as high as 99.99%.

If there is a probability of 0.01% left, it is estimated that either the woman is a trust or the woman is blind.

It's just that before he refused, the manager reminded him: "As long as you go, whether you succeed or not, you will be given an extra 200 yuan bonus in your salary next month." ”

"Derre!"

Bai Xiaoshu didn't say a word, for the sake of the 200 yuan bonus, he immediately agreed.

No, he didn't even change his clothes, so he came on a blind date - it's not that he's lazy, the main thing is that he's too poor, and the work suit on his body is the only clothes he can wear to meet people.

As a result, as soon as they met, Bai Xiaoshu felt that such a beautiful and beautiful girl in front of him was afraid that she was a "tuo", otherwise, she would have gone away as early as the first time she saw him.

Fortunately, he had been to this café twice before, and he knew that the price was not high, so he dared to sit down.

"I'm done with my situation, so be it." Bai Xiaoshu said, stood up very interestingly, and prepared to go to the checkout.

"You, wait!"

The girl hurriedly called out to him, and her voice was a little resentful: "Don't you want to hear about my situation?" ”

Forehead......

Bai Xiaoshu said, "Thank you." ”

Then sat down.

It seems that the girl in front of her plans to save face for herself.

The girl shook her pale fingers again: "My name is He Weiwei, I am 20 years old this year, a local, and I have a stable job. This meeting, I ...... Very satisfied. ”

Kindness?

Bai Xiaoshu was stunned for a moment: Very satisfied?

"We," the girl looked up at him with a stiff smile, "when are you going to get the certificate?" ”

Get a certificate?

What about me, developing so fast? Are you ready to get a certificate?

Bai Xiaoshu's first reaction was: liar.

But soon, he reacted: he was poor and white, and there seemed to be nothing to deceive.

Could it be that the beautiful beauty in front of her is pregnant because she is unexpectedly pregnant, so she wants to find a "pick-up man"?

The beauties in front of you, whether it is appearance or figure, seem to be the best choice, this plate, to pick it up, or not to take it?

Seeing that Bai Xiaoshu didn't answer, He Weiwei was a little anxious: "Then tomorrow, early tomorrow morning, we will go to get the certificate, okay?" ”

In such a hurry?

There must be a demon when things are abnormal, and the white tree is not colored. The fool who wanted to get carried away asked, "Shouldn't we, parents and parents, meet or something, and discuss it?" ”

"Everyone is an adult, this little thing, just make your own decisions." He Weiwei showed a stiff smile again and said.

Is this a trifle?

"So be it." He Weiwei saw that Bai Xiaoshu had some ink, looked at the watch on her wrist, and was anxious: "It's getting dark, let's go to your house." ”

So you decide to live together?

Bai Xiaoshu felt that he was afraid that he was not dreaming, such a girl who was like a flower and jade suddenly came to the door and wanted to be his wife?

"Let's go." He Weiwei seemed to be in a hurry, stood up, stretched out her hand, grabbed Bai Xiaoshu's palm, and dragged him out.

Bai Xiaoshu originally planned to refuse, but after thinking about it, it seemed that he would not suffer a loss.

If Weiwei He really finds herself to be a pick-up man, then give it a try tonight, and everything will be clear.

If you don't get the certificate tomorrow, won't you sleep with someone else's wife for nothing......

Thinking about it like this, Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help but show a cheap smile, hehehehe......

He Weiwei's hands, although very soft, were very cold, like a block of ice.

The white tree shivered from the cold.

How could she be so cold?

……

The coffee shop is not too far from Bai Xiaoshu's rental house, just over a 10-minute walk.

Of course, although the distance between the two of them is not far, there are still a lot of words heard on the way.

He Weiwei is not at the same level as Bai Xiaoshu in terms of temperament and dress, so along the way, both men and women, young and old, looked at them with a kind of "flowers inserted in cow dung" eyes.

Among them, it is inevitable that a few aunts who meet occasionally will shout when they see Bai Xiaoshu: "Yo, Xiaoshu, new girlfriend." ”

It's not embarrassing for Bai Xiaoshu.

It was He Weiwei who nodded generously, showing everyone's beautiful demeanor and making Bai Xiaoshu a little vanity.

Bai Xiaoshu's rental house is not big, a single room, next to a bed, a cloth wardrobe, a table, a separate bathroom and kitchenette, and that's it.

For this room, the rent is 500 yuan a month, which occupies more than half of Bai Xiaoshu's salary.

He Weiwei looked at the kitchen and rolled up her sleeves very skillfully: "You go grocery shopping, I'll cook." ”

"You can also cook?" Bai Xiaoshu didn't expect it.

Not to mention a beauty like He Weiwei, even if it is an ordinary-looking female colleague in their company, she is taken by her boyfriend to eat a big meal every day, and it is said that the hot pot does not have the same weight.

"Yes, you can go grocery shopping." He Weiwei said, pushing him out the door.

Forehead......

It seems that there is a little bit of meaning to live.

Could it be that he really picked up a daughter-in-law for nothing?

Bai Xiaoshu shook his head and turned to go grocery shopping.

Anyway, at this point, he should go to the vegetable market.

……

As soon as Bai Xiaoshu left, He Weiwei immediately tossed around in Bai Xiaoshu's room, rummaging through the wardrobe and drawers, as if she was looking for something.

But except for under the pillow, flipping through a few astringent comics, and seeing Weiwei He's pretty face slightly infrared, what disappointed her was that Bai Xiaoshu's room could almost be said to be "empty".

"Squeak."

Hearing the sound of the door opening, He Weiwei hurriedly stood up, went over to open the door, and when she saw Bai Xiaoshu, she showed an unnatural smile: "You, you're back." ”

Bai Xiaoshu came in with vegetables: "Well, I bought cabbage, a grilled fish, a plate of cold vegetables, and two tomatoes." Two people, it's a waste to buy too much. ”

Although He Weiwei said that she came to cook, Bai Xiaoshu still "cooked herself", cooked a boiled cabbage, fried a tomato and eggs, and served grilled fish and cold dishes, four dishes and one soup.

As a palm-sized nest, at a glance, Bai Xiaoshu could see that this place was turned over by He Weiwei.

But he didn't break it.

Looking at He Weiwei's conversation and behavior, she doesn't look like a thief, the most important point: Bai Xiaoshu doesn't look like a rich person.

With He Weiwei's appearance, she is really willing to "seduc", it is estimated that a lot of rich people will take the bait, and it will not be Bai Xiaoshu's turn at all.

So Bai Xiaoshu didn't ask why.

She's here to look for something, and if she can't find it, she should leave, but at least, she should have had a full meal, and she should be her girlfriend for two hours, right?

The two of them ate, the atmosphere was slightly awkward, they were all silent, and they each ate their own food.

After eating, He Weiwei looked at her hands and showed a pitiful expression: "You wash the dishes." ”

Kindness?

Bai Xiaoshu was stunned for a moment and asked, "You, aren't you leaving?" ”

"Let's go?" He Weiwei asked rhetorically: "Why should I go?" ”

"You're not ......" Bai Xiaoshu hesitated for a moment, not breaking her: "Then I'll go wash the dishes first." ”

After washing the dishes, the two began to stare wide-eyed.

He Weiwei has no intention of leaving, and seems to really plan to "spend the night" here tonight.

Bai Xiaoshu looked at He Weiwei and smiled obscenely: "Or, let's do something 'shameful' now?" ”

He Weiwei raised her eyebrows, and a trace of anger flashed in her eyes, but in the end, she seemed to think of something, and then turned into a little frightened.

She bit her lower lip, "No, no. Not tonight. ”

"Okay." Bai Xiaoshu blinked: "Then let's wait until we get the certificate tomorrow." ”

Hearing Bai Xiaoshu's words, He Weiwei's cheeks flushed, and she spat lightly: "Scoundrel." ”

Bai Xiaoshu was very calm: "Hey, if you get the certificate, then the two of us are legal husband and wife, husband and wife have sex together, it is natural, what is the scoundrel?" ”

"You're ......!"

He Weiwei couldn't say anything about Bai Xiaoshu, so she stomped her feet angrily, ignored him anymore, took out her hand from her pocket, and played.

Bai Xiaoshu saw that the girl was still beating the king.

Take a look at the rank, glorify the king!

I'm a good girl!

White small set up horse hug big. Leg: "Big guy, take me to a diamond first!" ”

Bai Xiaoshu was tired in the company for a day, played a few games, and was already sleepy, and somehow, today he was particularly sleepy, and yawned big: "I'll sleep first." If you're leaving, remember to close the door for me. ”

After speaking, regardless of He Weiwei, she threw herself on the bed and fell asleep.

"Hey!" He Weiwei looked at Bai Xiaoshu, who immediately fell asleep, and clenched her fists angrily: "Your room, just one bed, where do you let me sleep?" Feed! ”

She finally resisted her urge to beat Bai Xiaoshu violently, and sat down on the side of Bai Xiaoshu's half of the bed.

……

"Buzz, buzz......"

The sudden ringtone of the mobile phone woke up Bai Xiaoshu.

Bai Xiaoshu was in his sleep, stretched out his hand and touched it, but he didn't touch the phone, but he touched a soft thing, followed by a woman's scream.

He woke up suddenly, only to find that He Weiwei was sitting next to him, leaning there, and his hand touched a position that should not be touched.

"I'm sorry."

Bai Xiaoshu hurriedly apologized, hurriedly picked up the mobile phone from the side, and saw what was displayed on the phone, what was displayed was a note: Grandpa.

Grandfather?

What a ghost, who the hell is this prank, changed his remarks to grandpa.

Bai Xiaoshu thought and picked up the phone: "Hey, which bastard?" ”

"Hey, grandson!" On the other end of the phone, an old voice came.

"Phew! You're only a grandson. Bai Xiaoshu was so angry that he didn't say a word, and hung up the phone directly.

checked it and found that there was a long list of numbers displayed under the remarks, and it looked like there were more than a dozen of them, and they didn't look like friends they knew.

At this moment, the time displayed on the mobile phone is exactly past twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

"Buzz, buzz......"

The phone rang again.

It's still that number.

Bai Xiaoshu frowned: What's going on?

After two rings, he picked up the phone again: "Hey, who are you?" ”

"Grandson, I'm your grandfather!" It was the old voice again.

When Bai Xiaoshu heard this, he was angry: "This friend, why don't you die." My grandfather died when I was 1 year old, and it's been 21 years now. ”

"Ouch, it's really my grandson, I even remember the year I died, ho ho ......"

On the other end of the line, there was a burst of laughter.

"Neuropathy."

Bai Xiaoshu was a little helpless and was about to hang up the phone.

But at this time, He Weiwei, who was next to her, suddenly stretched out her hand and pressed his arm.

He Weiwei's strength is very large, and her delicate appearance is completely inconsistent, this press, Bai Xiaoshu feels that he is clamped by an iron plier, and he can't move at all!

This!

Bai Xiaoshu was a little frightened, looked at He Weiwei, and thought: This girl, she can't marry, when the time comes, if the family violently beats herself, won't she be beaten with this strength alone?

He Weiwei's face looked very pale, and there was not even a trace of blood in it.

"Grandson, I'm really your grandfather." On the other end of the phone, the old voice explained again.

I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man.

He Weiwei held down her hand, and Bai Xiaoshu couldn't hang up the phone, so she could only forcibly ask: "Old man, if you are really my grandfather, then my grandfather has been dead for more than 20 years, where did you call from?" ”

"Of course it's the underworld." The voice replied, "If you don't believe me, I'll give you the cry of a ghost." ”

As he spoke, the phone seemed to turn in a direction, and immediately after, a terrifying voice came out of the phone.

Yo, is it really a ghost?

I don't know where the old man got the sound effects from.

Bai Xiaoshu couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to ask: "That 'grandpa', your old man called me from the underworld, did you miss me?" ”

"Of course not." The old man replied in a very serious tone: "Our Bai family, we have always managed the Heaven and Earth Bank in the underworld. Your grandfather and I have been managing Tiandi Bank for 20 years, and I have made outstanding achievements, and I am about to be transferred.

Our Bai family, just such a lone seedling as you, originally after my grandfather and I were transferred, it was time for you to take over this position. But you kid, don't fight for our old Bai family, now you're twenty years old, you haven't gotten married, and you haven't left a son or anything, if you come to the underworld, my Bai family, wouldn't it be the end.

So, grandpa, I decided to give you a year, let you leave a big fat great-grandson to grandpa and me in this year, and then take over the bank of heaven and earth. ”

Heaven and Earth Bank?

Isn't this the issuing bank that was engraved on the dead coins burned for the dead during the Qingming Festival and other times?

It sounds like a trivial matter, but is there really such a heaven and earth bank?

Bai Xiaoshu felt that the old man on the other end of the phone was afraid that he was a psychopath.

He still wanted to hang up.

But at this time, the voice on the phone made him stop his actions: "Hey, grandson, I arranged a blind date for you, are you satisfied?" If you're satisfied, hey, hey, hey, hey, Phew. ”

Ho Weiwei?

Did he arrange it?

Bai Xiaoshu looked at He Weiwei, and saw that He Weiwei's eyes showed extreme horror, obviously, she heard the voice on the phone.

She nodded very stiffly, and whispered with a smile that was uglier than crying, "He, really...... Your grandfather. ”

Although Bai Xiaoshu was confused, he already had a faint feeling in his heart.

If the old man on the phone is really his grandfather, wouldn't that be ...... I only have one year left to live!

To go to the underworld and manage the Heaven and Earth Bank, it is obvious that you have to die to be able to go!

"You, really my grandfather?" Bai Xiaoshu began to believe a little.

", you. Is there a black mark on the strand? It was when you were 1 year old, and your grandfather and I burned it with a cigarette butt. Now, do you believe it? The old man babbled.

Really!

You must know that this mark on Bai Xiaoshu's body, because of the privacy of the part, almost no one else around him knows!

Bai Xiaoshu was anxious: "That, grandpa, can we have a discussion, what kind of heaven and earth bank, you will change someone to take over?" ”

"That's not good, without the bloodline of my old Bai family, there is no way to control the Netherworld Tongbao. But ......"

The old man's voice paused: "Banks are still mainly about making money and doing business. If you can, within a year, use 300 million dark coins to exchange for 300 million human wealth, then this matter still needs to be discussed. ”

300 million dark coins, exchanged for 300 million human wealth?

Bai Xiaoshu wanted to cry without tears: This is a fool, so he is willing to exchange cash for dark coins.

"Ahem, this thing, it's settled, grandpa's signal here is not very good, it's going to hang up, remember, get a few more great-grandchildren for grandpa to play."

Without waiting for Bai Xiaoshu to refute, the phone hung up, and a busy sound came.

This......

flipped through his mobile phone, Bai Xiaoshu was about to call back, but suddenly found that the call record just now was gone, and there was no trace of it at all!

Nope.

This thing is really weird, I can't help but Bai Xiaoshu doesn't believe it.

Looking at He Weiwei, whose body was trembling slightly, Bai Xiaoshu asked, "You, are you really sent by my grandfather?" ”