Jiajia smiled and welcomed me through the door.

Jack stopped being intimidating and began to be friendly.

"I think the method you said is really reliable," Jiajia said happily, "You can try it!" ”

"Which way?" I wondered, "Do you use you as bait, or do I disguise myself as a woman?" ”

"You're dressed as a woman!" Jiajia said excitedly.

"Then do as you say!" I pretended to say, "It's easy to buy clothes for women, but at least you have to have a pair of high heels!" Just imagine, in the middle of the night on the street where no one is there, I walk 'da, da, da', and I will be attracted to hooligans, and even hooligans will be seduced by me as hooligans! ”

"How big are your feet?" Jiajia asked, looking at my shoes, "It doesn't look like it's big!" ”

"Thirty-eight yards!" I laughed.

"Huh?" Jiajia exclaimed, "1.75 meters, 147 pounds, are your feet so small?" ”

"Born," I said earnestly, "the muscles in my body are acquired!" My feet haven't grown up, and I used to wear size 37 leather shoes! ”

"That's easy," Jiajia said happily, "We'll go out and buy you women's clothes and shoes in a moment, and you're good at buying high heels at your foot size!" ”

"Are you paying for it?" I asked with a smile.

"Of course," Jiajia smiled, "You are doing harm for women, of course women have to pay!" ”

"That's good," I said with a hippie smile, "now let's go!" Buy clothes and shoes first, then eat together, and finally catch hooligans in the middle of the night! ”

"Okay!" Jia Jia smiled.

"It's rare to see you laugh," I said to Jiajia earnestly, "and you look really good when you smile!" ”

Jiajia pursed her lips and smiled, with a tender and sweet face.

Time flies.

An afternoon passed in a hurry.

In the evening.

When I stood in front of the large, bright mirror in Jiajia's room again, I was startled myself.

"Pretty, isn't it?" Jiajia laughed, "Amazing, right? ”

"I'll give me a ticket for women's clothes and high heels in the afternoon," I said to Jiajia seriously, "and that ticket will prove the origin of my outfit, in case my girlfriend asks, I'll explain!" ”

"You've thought about it enough," Jiajia said with a smile, "I'll keep it for you!" ”

"Then get out now!" I couldn't wait to say, "Eat first, then go shopping, piggyback on the hooligans!" ”

"Let's go!" Jia Jia smiled.

I smiled, and my heart was beaming.

We laughed and came to the gate of Longcheng Garden.

"Beauty!" The security guard stopped me with a smile, "When did you come in, why didn't I see it?" ”

"It's a North Drift writer!" Jiajia said to the security guard with a smile.

"Oh my God!" The security guard exclaimed, "I'll just say which beauty has such a good figure, it turns out to be the North Drift Keyboard Warrior!" ”

"It's over," I smiled, "thank you!" ”

Jiajia smiled slightly.

Jiajia and I wandered all the way to a restaurant next to Jingkelong.

We started drinking and chatting at the same time.

"Did you notice," Jiajia said seriously, "no one noticed that you were a man!" ”

"Who's the man?" I asked Jiajia pretendly.

Jiajia smiled, smiling like a silver bell.

After we had eaten and drunk, we began to wander around the streets.

The night grew deeper.

On the streets, pedestrians are becoming scarce.

"Why didn't this scoundrel come to harass us?" Jiajia said as she walked, "I used to be afraid of hooligans, but now I hope hooligans!" ”

"I also hope that the rascals will come out quickly," I said, pretendingly, "and my heart is about to break!" ”

Little by little, time is passing.

My feet started to ache faintly.

In the wee hours of the morning, we were ready to go home.

"Forget it!" Jiajia thought about it and said, "Two beauties walking together, it is estimated that hooligans will not dare to harass!" ”

"Makes sense," I said earnestly, "that hooligans usually pick on a single woman!" ”

At this moment, a woman's angry and frightened voice came:

"Hooligan, it's so shameless, catch hooligans!"

I looked up and saw a girl who looked like a student running towards us not far away.

She shouted as she ran.

Behind her, a "woman" fled in a hurry from a corner not far away.

"Surely it's not a woman," I said, taking off my heels and briskly chasing after them, "where is the rascal?" The North Drift Keyboard Warrior is here! ”

In my ears, the wind whistled.

Under my feet, dust was flying.

Suddenly, the rogue in front of him stopped and pulled out a dagger from his arms.

"Big sister," the rascal begged as he threatened, "don't chase you!" ”

"Who's your eldest sister?" I said seriously, "I'm just like you, we're all the way!" ”

"Like-minded?" The rascal smiled and picked up his dagger, "Let's run!" ”

I walked forward with a laugh and a blow to the abdomen, and the hooligan was properly subdued.

At this moment, a patrolling police car quickly drove up in front of us and stopped.

"This is a hooligan," I said to the policeman, "and it took me more than ten minutes to catch up with the girl who showed her nakedness in the corner!" ”

"You're a man?" The policeman asked me in confusion.

"Yes," I said earnestly, "in order to catch this scoundrel who haunts Erpazi all day long, I disguised myself as a woman to trap him!" ”

The policeman looked at me in confusion, and then at the hooligans on the ground.

It was only then that I took a closer look at the hooligans. I saw that he was wearing a wig, a women's mask, a women's costume, a firm and plump chest, and even flesh-colored stockings on his legs!

At this time, Jiajia and the harassed girl caught up breathlessly.

"It's this scoundrel who disguises himself as a woman who exposed my nakedness!" The girl said angrily.

"Which one are you talking about?" The policeman asked the girl in confusion, "There are two men dressed as women!" ”

"This one on the ground!" The girl smiled.

Only then did the police step forward, pull the man on the ground up with all his might, and put him in the patrol car.

I smiled.

"Big sister, thank you!" The girl said happily.

"I'm your big brother," I said to the girl earnestly, "not your big sister!" ”

"Huh?" The girl exclaimed, "You're so pretty, aren't you?" ”

"This is my boyfriend," Jiajia said to the girl with a smile, "In order to catch hooligans, he specializes in male and female disguises!" ”

"Talent!" The girl smiled, "More feminine than me!" ”

"Let's go!" I smiled and said to Jiajia and the girl, "I have to go to the police station to make a record!" ”

Jia Jia smiled.

The girl smiled silently.

I don't laugh.