Chapter 10: The Problem of Zombies
When he woke up the next morning, Luo Yuanhao found that his two arms were all clamped by wooden boards, wrapped in gauze, and his thumb was also wrapped.
Ma Sanye smiled and said, "It's just a casual matter, it cost fifteen or six hundred." We all went out empty-handed, but fortunately, Zhang Wei came this morning and had already advanced the money. ”
"Oh." Luo Yuanhao was a little lazy.
"I'm going to buy a bowl of ravioli, and you can have breakfast, right?" Ma Sanye asked symbolically, then got up and went downstairs.
Luo Yuanhao sat alone for more than ten minutes, and Second Uncle Niu pushed the door in: "Yo, wake up." I slept for more than ten hours. I called your home and said you were studying at my son's house. Guess what your family says? ”
"I don't know."
Second Uncle Niu smiled: "They said, that's good, don't play too late." Hahaha...... As soon as they heard it, they knew I lied to them! ”
"Hehehe." Luo Yuanhao also smiled. Suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked, "Stiff...... What about that thing? ”
On the bed next to him, there was also a patient with a broken bone, so he spoke a little more cryptically.
Second Uncle Niu said: "I originally planned to borrow a stove for use." Later, Ma Sange said, as long as there is no movement, don't rush to burn it first, wait for you to make a decision. You know, we are hiding it from that old brother, and if he knows the real situation, he won't be in a hurry with us? ”
"We're going to be discharged from the hospital today, and before noon, we're going to take things away, they don't know why, it's too dangerous."
Second Uncle Niu shook his head: "The freezer is freezing inside, but no one touches it." ”
"That's good. I take it out now, and I don't know where to hide it! It's a shame that I didn't burn it, and I want the peach wood. ”
"Well, we get it." Second Uncle Niu nodded.
Luo Yuanhao thought about it, on his side, there is a community that has been judged to be a dangerous building, and after the government made a decision to demolish it, everyone moved away, but due to the policy changes at the higher floors, the buildings have not been demolished, maybe you can go there to hide.
"It's Saturday, right?"
Second Uncle Niu nodded.
"I have two more days to rest, and I'm going to hurry up and check on the situation." With that, he got up from his bed. There was a tearing pain in both arms.
"Your muscles and ligaments are strained, don't move." Second Uncle Niu said. "The place where the leg was caught, the doctor said it would take a month to fully recover......"
Second Uncle Niu was still introducing, but Third Master Ma had already pushed the door in, and said with a smile: "This five yuan is a bowl of chaos, it's too little, I saw that you couldn't eat enough, so I bought two bowls." The price increase has been too strong this year! ”
Luo Yuanhao's stomach was already rumbling, he took the wonton, picked up the spoon with his still flexible left hand, and ate it quickly.
"I bought you a few pounds of apples."
Zhang Wei's voice suddenly came. Luo Yuanhao immediately looked up, and sure enough, this guy was carrying a bag of apples.
Luo Yuanhao reluctantly took it, glanced inside, and immediately smiled: "The latest version of Apple? It turned out that among the apples, there was an "apple".
"Your old machine was also brought to you, and the people from the construction team took it out and sent it to my home." Zhang Wei said, "This contractor is quite clever. However, the hammer and the chisel belonged to him, and he said that he had hidden these two magic weapons in the town's house. ”
"Hahaha......" a few people in the room chuckled.
At the same time, they didn't know that their live broadcast of fighting zombies had caused a sensation on major websites, forums, blogs, and post bars!
At the same time, various supernatural events have also been uploaded in various places, and for a while, there is a feeling that everyone is in danger!
And there are thousands of enthusiasts in the zombie live broadcast room, which is already full, and many suggestions about zombies are freshly released. More of them are curious viewers who list and discuss all sorts of questions. As follows:
1. Detect the damage of ultraviolet rays to zombies, or whether sunlight can cause damage to zombies?
2. If a person is bitten and does not receive treatment, will it inevitably be autopsied? Please experiment with mice.
3. There are many movies where you hold your breath to avoid zombies. Detect the sensitivity of zombies to human breathing, and do breath-holding have the ability to avoid zombies?
Fourth, detect the bite force of the zombie, is it possible to break free if it is bitten? The power of zombies, do humans have the ability to resist?
5. Can the crowing of the rooster make the zombies stop moving, think that the day is coming, and return to the nest?
6. Explain the basic principles of suppressing zombies with props and items such as black dog blood and boy urine......
7. Do zombies have corpse language and are they able to communicate?
8. Are zombies invulnerable?
9. Do zombie fangs have the effect of curing corpse poison?
10. Are zombies and vampires of the same origin, and can they fall in love? - This is obviously asked by a girl with coarse nerves and equally coarse tastes.
11. What is the difference between different types of zombies? Do zombies affect Feng Shui? The science of corpse burial.
12. What conditions lead to the corpse transformation
A baker's dozen......
There are dozens of discussions about zombies in total, and the more heated the discussion, the higher the ranking.
Everything revolves around the zombie that Luo Yuanhao caught. But Luo Yuanhao and a few others, who were the parties involved, completely evaporated from the world, not only did they not continue to do live broadcasts, but they didn't even move.
Because of their live broadcast, the broad masses of the people have set off another wave of revisiting zombie films, and pirated resources are so popular that they don't want it!
On Sunday morning, Zhang Wei temporarily went overtime, and when he came back in the afternoon, he went to Luo Yuanhao's house.
"My college classmate has a student named Xue Baolai, PS technology is very good, I asked him to follow the talisman you drew, with a ratio of 1:10, specially photoshopped a large picture, made the yellow table paper into a B0 paper format, printed it out with a large-format printer, I don't know if it can be used, so I will show you." As he spoke, he unfastened the backpack behind him.
"If it's this kind of printer, can you replace the printing material, I mean, use cinnabar mixed with black dog blood to use toner cartridge powder?"
Zhang Wei was stunned: "I don't understand the principle of this printer, it's impossible for me to think about it, we may have to redo the printer entirely." ”
"Then forget it, we can find a printing and dyeing factory, print and dye directly on the cloth, and even make standard clothes and large sealing talismans, how big and big it is."
"That's a good idea. But how many black dogs do you have to kill? "Zhang Wei feels a little sorry for those black dogs." And these things are all disposables, and we can't afford to do too much. ”
Luo Yuanhao nodded, went downstairs with Zhang Wei, scanned the code with Alipay, and rode a bicycle to the dangerous building.
In the basement of the sixth building, there is a flying zombie hidden.
The reason why I chose this place is because this crash is full of garbage and feces, dirty and messy, and no one should come to mess with zombies to find death. As long as you enter the basement, the ventilation conditions inside are surprisingly good and do not stink.
Luo Yuanhao bought four thick chains, nailed them into the ground, and tied the zombie's limbs to the other end. He also used the discarded steel fence and asked someone to weld it to make a "heavenly prison".
He moved here alone and strained his muscles again. Now he is fighting five scum.
Zhang Wei looked at the renovation of the basement and had to exclaim "genius". After a while, he asked again, "Is there still electricity here?" ”
"Well, I don't know how. Anyway, pull the wire out and connect it to the zombie, and go back and see if it works for the zombie charging. ”
"Genius and creativity!" Zhang Wei laughed, and after a while, he calmed down, "I have a question, can I learn to draw talismans from you?" ”
Luo Yuanhao smiled slightly and said:
"There's no need, I draw talismans, and none of the hundred can be used, so in order to practice, I've bought six boxes of A5 paper. Your classmate who can PS is amazing, it's really 1:10 magnified. I see it works, so I'll try it on the zombies later. If it's easy to use, I'll trouble your classmate to draw it in the future, he's more professional than me. I just showed him how to draw it. ”
As he spoke, he unfolded the yellow table paper talisman that was more than one meter high.
The dragon flies and the phoenix dances on it, and it reads: Imperial Decree, General Order. The back is complicated, with three constellations drawn, and the bottom is full of words similar to the sun and the day, and there are some lines that ordinary people can't understand at all.
Zhang Wei also re-read the content written on the upper section of the back, he only knew the words heaven, earth, and people, and the two sides were full of floating ribbons, and the middle was blocked by the Wenwang Bagua Array, and the lower half of the words were written more sloppily, and it could probably be seen that a certain ghost and god came here to order these words.
"Alas, it's a pity that such a talisman costs hundreds or thousands of yuan, and we can't afford it. To put it mildly, you can't even afford to print it. And my friend drew it for a week, and that's for my sake! ”
"It's going to take so long?" Luo Yuanhao asked.
"If someone makes a design for the game, if I don't agree with him that after the picture is finished, he can use it as the background of the game drawing, can he agree?"
"That'...... He drew one, we asked him to buy it, how much does it cost? ”
"Some are expensive and some are cheap." Zhang Wei said, "Some of the things he painted, no one wants them for free, but if you want it, and you want it very much, the price will be messy!" Ordinary illustrations, the market price is 1,000 yuan. ”
Luo Yuanhao slapped his forehead, he is a student party, where did Grandpa Mao come from?
No wonder it is said in the Taoist book that if you want to cultivate, the prerequisites are wealth, couples, law, and land.
This banknote is the first big problem!