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I originally wanted to say to the fat man that if you kill me, I won't fight back, but when I thought about it, it was too sensational, so I simply laughed and scolded: "Kill your uncle, just his simple and naïve technique of sowing discord, you still take it seriously?" ”

"Yezi, you don't understand, Fat Master, I am a man who wants to stand on the top of the mountain, that is, to become the first in the world, but at present, your potential is endless, sooner or later, you will become the fat master My whetstone, kill you, the fat man is invincible in the world." The fat man said.

"That's the end, you still have a long way to go before you are qualified to challenge me, I calculate, Han Kunlun, you can't beat it, my eldest brother and Chen Dongfang don't mention it, Li Qing, you are not an opponent, although Tang Renjie has not shown his skills, but he was also the king of soldiers back then, you can't beat it, and you can't beat the old lady of the Li family, tsk, fat man, you still have a long way to go!" I said.

After saying that, we both laughed out loud, but this time I felt embarrassed by the laughter, I finally stopped laughing, slapped the fat man on the shoulder and scolded: "I said that I won't let you talk to him, you have to go, you see that we are disgusting." This guy's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open without saying anything else in advance is simply unmatched. ”

"He's not exactly talking nonsense, either." The fat man is a serious man.

At this time, what I was most afraid of was that the fat man would suddenly talk to me normally, which would make me think that he took that person's words seriously.

"But it's not all right, your eldest brother will definitely be dissatisfied with you, but it will definitely not be to the point of hate, at least because of you he will be adopted out, Sun Congwu is actually the most hypocritical, you said that your own brother raped your wife and daughter, and made them an urn, you either don't take revenge and endure it or simply commit suicide, or you go to kill his whole family, you are unkind and unrighteous This is also said in the past, but this guy is very pedantic, he wants to take revenge but he doesn't want to bear the notoriety of killing his brother, and he wants to avenge his wife and daughter if he doesn't kill Sun Congwen, So it's very tangled, fat man, I know it with my toes, that Sun Congwu must be a pervert, in order to let your eldest brother avenge him one day, he must use extremely perverted means to train your eldest brother, of course, it is not easy to train a perverted character like your eldest brother. So your eldest brother must have suffered when he was a child, he was eating dead human flesh, even if you were just gnawing on the nest, his heart would be unbalanced! The fat man said.

"I've thought about this, but my eldest brother won't be such a person, as the saying goes, the hardships of suffering are the best people, and he now has achievements that I look up to." I said that when I said this, I was inexplicably empty, because I had thought about this question, and the answer was that I might eat dead human flesh while hating the family that abandoned me.

"There is another reason, that is, Ye Tianhua chose you, not him. In my opinion, this possibility is greater than that, because your eldest brother is a martial idiot. The fat man said at this time.

"Forget it, don't talk about it, it's all fate." I said.

"Yes, fate plays tricks. Fat man, I sometimes envy you when I think about it, as long as you light the soul lamp and eat the dragon yuan that your grandfather guarded for you with his life, the achievement is something that others can't achieve in a lifetime. The fat man said.

"Then Long Yuan can give you food." I looked at the fat man and said.

"I thought, your grandfather didn't split me?" The fat man smiled bitterly.

- We didn't go on much, because both of us felt the weirdness and embarrassment of the atmosphere, and even if I tried to tell myself that the young man was talking nonsense, I couldn't clean up the disgust in my heart. Then we both went to sleep in the cabin, but this time, no matter how the ship rocked like a cradle, I couldn't sleep, first, I wasn't sleepy, and second, I was afraid of having another bloody dream, in which I met the fat soldier and fought each other for life and death.

Just when we were bored, the fat man found a box of dusty chess in the corner of the cabin, and pulled Chen Dongfang to play with him, the fat man is a stinky chess basket, Chen Dongfang is not smart, the two of you died very tragically, after killing a few games, it was completely red-eyed, not according to the routine at all, almost at the beginning of the crazy fight. Their strange skills are very poor, what I didn't expect is that Li Qing, who has always been cynical, has a very good level, it seems that this thing really can't judge people by their appearance, Li Qing didn't leave the fat man to kill the piece of armor as soon as he came on the field, and the fat man had no choice but to pull me to help him avenge his hatred, but I and Li Qing's one was the longest time, and it was the most fortunate thing for the ancient literati to meet their opponents for a long time, who knew that we hadn't finished playing, Sun Liancheng suddenly came down and said to us: "Stop playing, the roadblock has appeared." ”

In fact, at this time, the sky was already dark, I thought that nothing would happen today, but it turned out that it was still coming, we put down the chess pieces, and hurriedly walked out, at this time, the boat slowly stopped, I saw that in front of our ship, there was a golden monk, this monk stepped on a reed, it looked like the golden Arhat had gone to the lower realm.

"Bodhi is not a tree, a mirror is not a platform, there is nothing in the first place, why bother to stir up dust?" The monk said to us as he stood on the water with his hands folded.

"What's going on, fat man, why is there still a monk?" I looked at the fat man and said.

The fat man frowned and looked at the monk and said, "Dare to ask where the Taoist friend is, why are you pretending to be a ghost so much?" ”

"Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, why bother to stir up dust?" The monk continued.

"Report your name, why are you blocking the road?" The fat man shouted again.

"Bodhi has no tree。。。。。 The monk said.

At this time, Li Qing suddenly shouted at the monk: "I'll fuck your uncle!" ”

"Bodhi has no tree...

"Is this a robot? Or a fake monk? Li Qing said with a smile.

"I look like a backgammon repeater." The fat man said, after speaking, the fat man directly threw out a yellow charm, the monk stepped on the reed to stand on the water, the fat man can naturally step on the yellow charm and the water, the yellow charm expanded and fell on the water, the fat man jumped up, and floated towards the monk.

At this time, I suddenly wanted to know what this young man thought, so I couldn't help but peek at him, who knew that he was still a thunderous and immovable expression of a child with cerebral palsy and dementia, and looked at the monk who suddenly appeared in the water.

"How did this monk come from?" Chen Dongfang asked Sun Liancheng.

"Floated over, just stepped on a reed leaf, just like that, at first I thought it was a floating corpse, who knew it was a monk, not to mention anything else, look at the golden body of this body, it's not simple." Sun Liancheng Road.

At this time, Chen Dongfang also glanced at the young man, but obviously, no one could see anything from the young man, and after that, we stared at the fat man, because at this time, the fat man had already stepped on the yellow charm and walked in front of the monk.

Since ancient times, Buddhism and Taoism are enemies, although the fat man is not a standard Taoist dress, but the yellow charm under his feet undoubtedly illustrates his identity.

The fat man circled around the monk, and then touched it again, and then shouted to us, "This is a golden-bodied monk." ”

"What is a Golden Body Monk?" I asked.

"The monk died, and his body was coated with gold dust and made into a living Buddha." The fat man shouted.

"Isn't that thing all for in the temple, why is it here?" I said.

"The devil knows." After speaking, the fat man pushed the monk very casually, as if to push him into the water, but after a push, the fat man was stunned, because he almost fell into the water, and the monk who stepped on a reed leaf did not move at all.

The fat man pushed again, but the monk still didn't move, and the guy kicked it directly.

"Fatty, be careful!" It was at this moment that I saw the monk smile strangely.

After that, the gold dust on his body began to fall off.

Underneath the gold dust was a bloody epidermis.

Without us reminding him, the fat man had already found out, and he took out a yellow talisman from his pocket and instantly pasted it on the monk's brain.

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