Chapter 261: Master's Mockery
"Can you lose weight by cultivating Dao Technique," You Zhipei asked, pointing to his stomach and Uncle He.
"If you can lose weight by cultivating Dao Arts, I don't want to be a fat man, people like us will grow meat when they drink cold water," Uncle He pointed to his big belly and said to You Zhipei.
"Okay, it's true that as you said, we fat people grow meat when we drink cold water" You Zhipei echoed with Uncle He with a sad face, listening to Uncle He and You Zhipei's conversation, I felt very interesting, and Uncle He and You Zhipei were also very happy.
"If you don't understand something, you can ask me now, once you worship under my Maoshan Gate, it will be too late for you to regret it," Uncle He said to You Zhipei with a serious face.
"I want to ask, how long will it take to learn to light a fire with that charm" You Zhipei asked Uncle He with a serious face, and this was what he was most concerned about now.
"It's fast, it's slow, it's slow, you just need to learn it by heart, you can learn it in a day, if you don't learn it by heart, you won't be able to learn it in a month," Uncle He replied to You Zhipei.
"It looks a little troublesome, second brother, how long did you learn it," You Zhipei turned his head and asked me.
"I'll be able to learn it in a few days, and it's not too troublesome," I replied to You Zhipei with a smile.
"That's okay, I'm smarter than you, I should learn faster than you" You Zhipei said to me seriously, and I was speechless for a moment after listening to You Zhipei's words.
"Okay, you two talk about it now, I'll go to my master's," I stood up and said to You Zhipei and Uncle He.
"Okay, you go, second brother." Uncle He didn't speak, You Zhipei said to me first, this kid is not an outsider now.
"Fourth, you pay attention to politeness, don't make your future master angry" I said to You Zhipei when I was leaving, because I knew that You Zhipei's mouth was too bad, maybe it would be bad if he said something ugly and made Uncle He angry.
"Don't worry, second brother, my quality is the highest in our dormitory, I won't make my future master angry" Hearing You Zhipei's words, I almost choked on my own saliva.
"Uncle He, if my brother says something unpleasant, don't be like him," I instructed Uncle He again.
"You are all children in my eyes, and I won't be picky about anything wrong," Uncle He said to me with a smile, I thought to myself that Uncle He knew too little about this He Laosi, and he would know after a long time. Things are the same as I thought, Uncle He regretted it soon after accepting You Zhipei as an apprentice, his intestines were all repentant, this You Zhipei is simply owed home.
"Then I'll go to my master's place, I'll come back later," I said to Uncle He, and walked towards the hall opposite the door.
"Master, I'm coming" I pushed open the door and shouted to Master, Master He was leisurely drinking tea and playing with the landlord, I was also very envious of his life, and it would be good to be like Master when I was old.
"Ang" Master just answered and didn't say anything, and in his eyes I seemed to be like air.
"Master, I got the last thing," I said, placing the black glass bottle in my hand in front of Master.
"You take this thing to the refrigerator on the second floor and refrigerate it," Master said to me, pointing to the black glass bottle in front of him.
"Yes, Master," I picked up the black glass bottle and walked towards the kitchen on the second floor.
"Master, Xia Wanting, what is her situation now" I walked downstairs and asked Master.
"I'm not too optimistic, in the past few days, the yin qi in her body has been draining outward at an accelerated rate, and she has been able to hold on until now completely by relying on the yang qi you gave her, otherwise she would have been gone" Master put down the mouse in his hand and said to me seriously.
"Master, then can she last until the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar" I asked Master with a nervous face, if this Xia Wanting has any three long and two short, I will blame myself for the rest of my life, after all, this Xia Wanting became like this because of me.
"I don't dare to assure you this, whether it is life or death depends on her own creation" Master said to me in a deep voice, after listening to Master's words, I felt as if a big stone was pressed on my chest, and I was a little out of breath, I silently prayed in my heart that Xia Wanting would not have an accident.
"I just saw you bring a little fat man to He Laosi," Master asked me.
"Well, Uncle He wants to take in an apprentice, he has taken a fancy to my classmate, and I will bring my classmate here today," I said to Master truthfully.
"Hehe, He Laosi's level of half a catty and eight taels still wants to learn from others to accept apprentices, he is trying to mislead people's children, and he doesn't pee to take care of himself, he really laughs off my big teeth" Master sneered at Uncle He.
"Actually, Uncle He's Taoism is second only to you," I was a little tired of hearing Master say this, Uncle He.
"He is second only to me, and he is 108,000 miles behind me! His Dao skills are not as good as your little aunt, of course, you can't blame him, his qualifications are too poor," Master said proudly to me with his legs crossed.
"Master, little aunt, she is back now, and she is doing well, your grievances with Uncle He should also be eliminated, after all, you are all brothers in the same sect, why make such a fuss" I have always wanted to say this sentence to Master, but I don't know what occasion to say, I finally couldn't help but say it today.
"If it weren't for this He Laosi hiding from me, how could your little aunt leave, your little aunt was obsessed with marrying a foreign devil, I was angry when I thought of this, He Laosi was jealous of me, he just felt that he couldn't get something, and he didn't want me to get it" The master said to me stubbornly, and I was also drunk after hearing Master's words.
"Master, my Uncle He is not such a person, what is lacking between the two of you is communication, some things may be better to explain in person, little aunt He also hopes that the two of you can reconcile, after all, there are only four people left in our sect" I tried my best to persuade Master.
"I have known He Laosi for more than 40 years, can you have me to understand him? Don't meddle in the affairs of the two of us," the master said to me impatiently, and then began to fight the landlord again. And I sat on the sofa and looked at Master with a dull face.
"On the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, you come early, we have to prepare more things for your ghost daughter-in-law," the master urged me while fighting the landlord.
"Okay, I'll definitely come early that day," I nodded to Master in response, and the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar was also the day when You Zhipei worshipped Uncle He as his teacher.
"Liu Shou, how many days do you have for winter vacation," the master asked casually.
"We have more than twenty days left before the winter break," I replied to Master.
"Then have you thought about studying in the United States?" Master continued to ask me, in fact, Master and his old man wanted me to study in the United States, but he didn't want me to study in the United States, and his heart was also very complicated.
"I haven't thought about it yet, let's wait until the New Year," I said to Master with a smile.
"If you want to study abroad, don't worry about money, Master's money is enough for you to graduate" Master said to me with a serious face, and I was very moved when I heard Master's words.
"Master, why are you so nice to me," I asked, looking at Master with red eyes.
"I have no children and no daughters, just an apprentice like you, after I die, the family property will be yours" Master said to me lightly, when Master said this, I held back my tears not to fall out, my own biological parents have not been so kind to me.
"Okay, don't talk about these sad things, remember to read more "Tao Te Ching" after you go back, although you have good qualifications, but the Taoist true qi in your body is too small now, last time if the Taoist true qi in your body is strong, you won't die after throwing off the high-level charm, at most you will suffer an internal injury" The master urged me again.
"I know Master, since it's okay, I'll go back first," I stood up and said goodbye to Master.
"Well, then I won't send you anymore," Master said with a smile as he looked at me.
When I walked to the door of Hongshan Hall and wanted to find You Zhipei back, I heard the laughter of Uncle He and You Zhipei inside, it seems that these two people are chatting quite happily, just now I was worried about whether You Dazui would make Uncle He angry.
"What are you two talking about, you two are so happy," I asked, pushing open the door and walking in, smiling at them.