Chapter 512: Very Perfect, Very Dirty
The beginning of "Very Perfect" is a bit dirty.
But this movie is still a chick movie.
Didn't Sophie climb the window and fall down, and if she reappeared, it would be the hospital, and her two best friends came, Ma Meili and Lu Xiaoxi.
These two people tear each other apart as usual, in fact, there is no essential difference in the love concept of the two of them, although on the surface one is already married to a rich man, and the other is still looking for it, but both of them actually want to marry a rich man.
"My husband is rich."
"Not only is there money, but there is also a junior."
"You're enough! Even if you have a junior child, you haven't found it! ”
"Heh, that's my sister, I'm screening!"
"Phew! Just like you, it looks like 20 from a distance, 30 up close, and Wei Xiaobao is in his heart, and there is a ghost if he can find it! ”
"What do you say? Who is like 30? It's clear that they haven't arrived yet! ”
These two people are gone.
"That's it! Don't be noisy! You guys help me figure it out! "Sophie is going to cry here, where is the best friend, it is clearly a bad friend.
However, Lu Xiaoxi and Ma Meili said a particularly interesting thing next, that is, they introduced Huang Yingjun, Sophie's predecessor.
You must know why Huang Yingjun is liked by Sophie and Fan Bingbing, that is, Wang Jingjing, this is definitely a super mystery from the film to the present.
"Let's take a look at the love story of Sophie and Huang Yingjun......"
It turned out that two years ago, Sophie was hospitalized and met Huang Yingjun, although this doctor looks very ordinary, but this doctor is a good man, he is very gentle with people, and he still returned from overseas.
In Lu Xiaoxi's words, it is two words, perfect!
Huang Yingjun has a future and development, and the doctor's income is also high and stable, but he is busy, and the most important thing is that he looks average.
"Ordinary looks, which means safety!" Ma Meili agrees.
"Honest man! Huang Yingjun is a fighter among honest people! Lu Xiaoxi also added.
The word "honest man......
"Haha......" Others don't know, anyway, Yao Beina is tears of laughter came out.
Who often claims to be honest?
Needless to say, just sit next to her.
Actually, at this age, honest people are not a stalk, but everyone is not stupid, just Huang Yingjun's condition, and he is so loyal and honest, he is definitely a very good marriage partner.
Next, I told the story of Wang Jingjing and Huang Yingjun.
It's almost no different from Lu Xiaoxi, and then the two of them got together, and they started eating.
Ding Dong, the text message is coming.
'Let's break up, it's because I can't stand you.' ’
You see, honest people.
Lu Xiaoxi and Ma Meili also analyzed very clearly, a big star like Wang Jingjing, in fact, she also hopes to marry an honest person, safe and stable, the main thing is safety.
Moreover, there was a little malicious guessing, which led to such a word...... Pick-up man.
So, in this case, Wang Jingjing may have to find a pick-up man, although it is possible, Sophie can't sit idly by.
A battle called saving Huang Yingjun, but in fact, saving his love, has begun!
Before the battle, Sophie went out with her two girlfriends to relax, which was considered to be relaxing before the war, but what to play?
Billiards, I must say, quite good at playing.
Needless to say, the game was quite enjoyable, but at this time, a person appeared in the billiard hall, and he instantly won the focus of the audience.
"Wow! So handsome! ”
"This tall one!"
"He's a movie star, right? …… It seems to be very similar to Chen Kun. ”
Who?
Of course, it's Bai Shiqiu.
But in the movie, though, his name is William Wang, and that's what his friends call him anyway.
The audience's reaction was interesting, and finally waited for Bai Shiqiu to appear, everyone knows that he is the leading actor.
I don't know why, although Bai Shiqiu is really handsome, he was complained that he looked like Chen Kun in the movie, which made people want to laugh inexplicably.
"Wow, handsome guy." Lu Xiaoxi glanced at it.
"You can tell at a glance that he's not a good person." Ma Meili defines it here.
"Don't judge people by their appearance." Sophie said something crucial.
In fact, judging people by their appearance, it seems that this word has something to do with this movie.
And then there's the fun.
Billiard hall, play billiards.
Everyone fights, but Sophie and William Wang are next to each other, it's good, Lu Xiaoxi and Ma Meimei are constantly aiming at handsome guys.
But...
"Oops!"
"Ahh
"Don't ......"
What's wrong with that?
Anyway...
Hahaha......
Anyway, the audience is laughing, don't want to.
What the hell is going on?
It's also a coincidence, this is not an adjacent table, everyone knows this billiard, there is always a back and forth when putting, a few strokes before and after, aiming, and this posture, that is all about ...... Pouting.
It just so happened that Sophie and William Wang were about to hit the ball, but the two of them pouted at each other, but Sophie suffered a loss, and she was slapped on the ass by the club.
It hurts, just scream, turn around to theorize, but this turn.
It hurts even more, and it's not so good where it hurts.
Since it hurt so much, I squatted down without holding back, and when I squatted like this, I saw the club......
The cue view, like a train, has entered a tunnel.
In the end, woo woo~ Sophie was afraid that her teeth would be knocked out, and her mouth was still wide open.
These three strikes ...
I said before that I could hold it when I ate it below, but now, how can I hold it?
Poofha
But this is not over, Sophie has suffered a loss, she has a girlfriend.
"Oops! You pervert! ”
"What? What's wrong with me? ”
"Still don't admit it?"
"Hit him!"
Poor William Wong, very embarrassed, in his own words, was, 'I played seriously, and I was beaten up for no reason, who did I provoke?' ’
This...
"Hahaha......" Yao Beina felt that her laughing abdominal muscles came out, and she didn't forget to pinch Lao Bai's guy a few times, "You're too bad!" This kind of plot is made up? ”
Bai Shiqiu's expression at this time was the same as that of him in the movie, "How do you know that I made it up?" ”
"I still don't admit it, haha...... "No, I really can't help it."
Well, Bai Shiqiu could only nod and said softly: "I'm just an honest person." ”
It's stinky and shameless, but Yao Beina really can't help it, and her abdominal muscles are getting more and more.
However, it's not over yet, this handsome guy surnamed Wang, you are responsible!
"The first time is buried like this! You are responsible! ”
"Huh? What first? What is responsible? ”
All of a sudden, it was the first time.,Of course, it's Sophie's first time.,Although I didn't explain what the first time was.,But.。。。
Poofhaha...... Everyone knows now that it's a comedy.
Well, originally the poster said hilarious love wars.
Talking about this first time, it is actually very simple, that is, Sophie found out that William Wang seems to be Wang Jingjing's ex-boyfriend.
This is what her best friend Lu Xiaoxi said before, 'Wang Jingjing's ex-boyfriend is a handsome guy'.
Now, if you compare some gossip blurry photos, it must be him.
"You, William Wang, you have to help me, you are also a victim of Wang Jingjing, now there is a person who is being killed, we have to save him, and after that, you are also very likely to make Wang Jingjing change her mind."
"Huh? Is this good? ”
"That's it!"
"So, what exactly are your plans?"
Sophie and King reached an alliance with him, and Sophie's tricks...
"I've got a detailed plan in place."
"These ...... How do I think one is worse than the other? ”
"you! You should cooperate now. ”
"Okay."
Sophie needs to know more about William Wang.
"By the way, what's your Chinese name?"
"This ......"
"Why not? Are you hiding something? Oh, you're undercover? ”
"No, it's not, my name doesn't sound good."
"Speak quickly!"
William Wang took out his ID.
Poofhaha...... Sophie laughed straight to the ground.
The ID card reads, Wang is honest.
The audience laughed stupidly, such a handsome guy has such a name, no wonder he has to use an English name.
"Won't you change your name?"
"Mom and Dad gave it to me."
"Then you ......"
"My parents died when I was six years old."
"Oh, I'm sorry...... It turns out that you kept this name in honor of your parents, sorry. ”
So that's it, then next.
"Wang Laoshi, what are you doing?"
"I'm a chef, cooking, and photography."
"Why do you cook and take pictures?"
"Make the dishes more beautiful, have more appetite, and buy better."
"Oh, I see, it's no wonder that a lot of restaurants now have pictures of their recipes."
Okay, I will ask Wang Laoshi's ancestors for eighteen generations.
The two of them began to act, and the first battle was the gym.
The two of them VS Wang Jingjing and Huang Yingjun.
As a result.
"Wow, you're amazing!"
"Haha, you're not bad either, but you still need to exercise."
William Wang and Huang Yingjun turned out to have a good relationship.
"Didn't you want to crush him?" That's what Sophie is for.
"I crushed him." William Wang's figure, all kinds of equipment are particularly powerful, and it really crushed Huang Yingjun, but, "He thinks I practice well, he still learns from me, and asks me all kinds of fitness knowledge, do I still beat him?" ”
This...
Actually, it's really not deliberately funny, but the audience is very interesting to watch.
"Forget it! I can't rely on you! Look at me! ”
Sophie was going to go out herself, she looked at it...... No, I can't compare to Wang Jingjing.
In fact, this is very normal, Sophie is played by Zhang Ziyi, Wang Jingjing is Fan Bingbing, and their body shape is really like Chihuahua and Alaska.
But however, I also did some tricks and tricks when filming, such as the dance, which had to be split...... The reality is that Fan Bingbing's two big thick legs really can't go down, but Zhang Ziyi has many years of professional dance training, why is it difficult to use a horse?
What's interesting is that the two of them are going to play the opposite, which can be regarded as a skill.
But, isn't it dirty?
How can it be.
It's the key in the bathroom.
In the original script, Sophie fantasized about getting a light bulb fragment and placing it at the exit of Wang Jingjing's shower cubicle, because there was a curtain Wang Jingjing couldn't see it, but in fact, this was a fantasy, and she didn't really make a light bulb, but Sophie was playing with the hair on Wang Jingjing's slippers.
There is one more line.
"I like it, you hairy ......"
Damn, the lines are dirty.
But this is not enough, to Bai Shiqiu here.
"Ahh What are you doing? Wang Jingjing found Sophie, everyone is a woman, so she didn't close the curtain again.
"Hehe...... "Sophie was sneaky, and it turned out that the light bulb was just her fantasy, and it turned out to be Maomao, so she simply said: "I like it, you hairy ......"
As he spoke, he blew twice.
This blow~~
"Hmm~~" Wang Jingjing was a little shy.
Where's the blow?
It makes people think about it.
This time, the audience didn't laugh, everyone blushed.
In the camera, there is absolutely nothing, but Wang Jingjing is very shy.
Zhang Ziyi and Fan Bingbing couldn't help but glance at each other at this time, although the light was dark, they also had a consensus on Bai Shiqiu.
This guy is so bad!
Next, the plan of this operation is also all kinds of strange, and there are naturally all kinds of unexpected 'dirty' plots during the period.
For example, since it's like this in the gym, everyone knows each other.
Wang Jingjing and Wang Laoshi are okay and peaceful, and Sophie and Huang Yingjun are not very good, it seems that everyone is quite peaceful.
There's a good line in it.
"Harmonious society, harmonious breakup."
This made everyone happy for a long time.
Since it's so harmonious, let's have a little fun with the whole masquerade.
"Wang is honest! You must overpower Huang Yingjun! Grab Wang Jingjing! ”
"Sophie, don't you think it's boring? Even if I am stronger than Huang Yingjun, will Wang Jingjing definitely like me? Love doesn't seem like that, does it? ”
"I don't care!"
"Okay, okay, up to you."
This followed Sophie's temperament again.
It's just that at this ball, it's so much fun.
Sophie likes dogs, so she dresses up as a cute puppy, wears a dog head mask, and has specially made threads on her clothes, even if it is dog hair.
Wang honestly pretended to be a toy soldier, even if it was a toy, but the soldier's outfit had a characteristic, and the buttons were big.
When it came to the ball, the 'dog hair' had intimate contact with the button.
"Oh, no, why can't you get it open?"
"No, I'll do it."
"You tap, my head."
"I'm sorry, I'll take my time."
These two people are entangled together, this posture is still comparative...... The button is underneath, and the dog hair is on Sophie's chest, what kind of position can this be?
"Wow...... Sophie is so bold today. Lu Xiaoxi gave a thumbs up.
"I didn't even know she could do that." Ma Meili has a sense of eagerness, and her hands make a void squeeze movement.
And as soon as Huang Yingjun and Wang Jingjing arrived, they happened to see...
It's just right, it's the side, which is quite reverie.
"Haha...... Do you guys like this move? Wang Jingjing teased.
"This, this should be ......" Huang Yingjun is really an honest man.
Wang was honest and honest, and immediately wanted to explain, "You have misunderstood. ”
But, Sophie couldn't stand it, she was so blushing, she was smart, and she made a move directly.
I haven't put on the dog head mask before, but now, I just buckle it.
For a moment, Wang Honest's expression was extremely shocked.
Poofha......
It's definitely an unstoppable hilarity.
Moreover, a stalk was born, called a dog.