Jiang Youmeng: "Okay, don't cry, if you cry for a while, I won't collect your body." ”

I was stunned for a moment, digested it by myself for a long time, and I asked Jiang Youmeng: "No, I'm crying here, what are you going to collect for me??? ”

Jiang Youmeng suddenly stood up from the sofa, seemed to be stable, and said: "After crying, you will go out, and when you go out, you will have a car accident, I said that if you die, you will die, don't talk nonsense!" ”

Me: "······"

I was arranged plainly.

At this time, I didn't know what was going on, and I couldn't help but come out of my mouth with a sentence: "······ Meng Meng, are you willing to enter my family's ancestral grave after you die? ”

Jiang Youmeng: "······"

Me: "······"

At this moment, Jiang Youmeng's faces and I were both flushed, as if we had been burned in a coal stove.

This is the first time Jiang Youmeng has seen this kind of confession, she looked at me stupidly for a long time, and said nervously: "The old lady is a heavenly girl, how can she die... It's impossible to go to your ancestral grave. ”

At this time, the whole living room was full of embarrassment.

Jiang Youmeng sat on the sofa and stared at me intently.

I looked at my phone and squinted at her a few times.

Jiang Youmeng: "→_→"

Me: "←_←"

At this time, Lin Zhexuan walked in with a chicken in his hand.

Lin Zhexuan saw such an embarrassing scene between me and Jiang Youmeng, and asked, "What's wrong with you two?" ”

Jiang Youmeng was speechless.

I nervously replied, "No... It's nothing. ”

Then, I wanted to relieve the awkward atmosphere, looked at the chicken in Lin Zhexuan's hand and said, "This... This chicken is so big! ”

Lin Zhexuan raised his hand and looked at the chicken he was holding and said, "Nonsense, what's the big one?" It's not as big as my face, so I like to see your serious nonsense. ”

Lin Zhexuan put the chicken in his hand on the coffee table, and suddenly said seriously: "In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you two don't stay well, and you actually play confession here." Your uncle's! ”

I shyly lowered my head and glanced at Lin Zhexuan, and said, "You heard it all······"

"Alright." Lin Zhexuan kicked me: "Confess, what are you shy, go cook." ”

"Why don't you do it?"

Lin Zhexuan said: "Do you dare to eat the food cooked by labor and management? ”

"Dare!"

Lin Zhexuan said again: "Don't talk nonsense, go cook, I don't know if the Heavenly Maiden will enter your ancestral grave, I just know that I will enter your ancestral grave if I am hungry for a while." ”

I carried the chicken and ran into the kitchen with my head down.

After dinner, Lin Zhexuan and Jiang Youmeng and I came to the scene of the murder.

Lin Zhexuan: "Heavenly Maiden, you wait outside, I'll go upstairs with Que Ziyan to have a look." ”

After Lin Zhexuan and I went upstairs, we saw that the name of 603 had been sealed by the police.

I asked Lin Zhexuan in confusion: "Why do we want to come at night?" It's pitch black, and I can't see anything clearly. ”

Lin Zhexuan explained helplessly: "There are many public security during the day, and it is difficult for us to do things. ”

At this time, a pistol suddenly pointed at Lin Zhexuan's head: "Say, who are you, why did you come here at night?" ”

Lin Zhexuan raised his hands above his head and made a gesture of surrender: "We are here to investigate the scene." ”

"There are police officers on the survey, and I am! What the hell do you do? Is it a murderer? ”

Lin Zhexuan said again: "You are the police officers above, and I am below, and this case is not something that your public security can handle at all." ”

Li Lu put down the gun on her phone and asked, "What's above and below?" ”

Lin Zhexuan said: "Hello, my name is Lin Zhexuan, and I am the soul ferryman, which is what you often call ghosts. Then, Lin Zhexuan pointed at me and said, "His name is Que Zinyan, and he has yin and yang eyes. ”

"My name is Li Lu." Li Lu said again: "You lied to a three-year-old child, what kind of ghost is there in this world!" Believe in science! Otherwise, what do you want the experts to do! ”

"What a wreck! Experts say there will be no price increases, experts say there will be no earthquakes, experts say there will be no haunts. Lin Zhexuan took out the gun on his body and said, "My gun can only fight ghosts, and it will not do any harm to humans." ”

Lin Zhexuan suddenly pointed his gun at me.

I yelled, "Don't! ”

Because I've always heard Lin Zhexuan himself say that his gun is ineffective against humans, I'm not sure about that.

With a 'bang', Lin Zhexuan shot me in the heart!

"Ahh I was sweating profusely, and my eyes were closed.

I slowly opened my eyes, touched my heart, and found that I was unscathed and did not feel any pain.

I hurriedly gasped twice: "Take me again, Lin Zhexuan, your uncle!" ”