(One hundred and one) angry people do not pay for their lives
(One hundred and one) angry people do not pay for their lives
"Fang Ya, what are you going to say" looked at Fang Ya with a straight face. Gu Xiao had a hunch that what Fang Ya was going to say next must be something he wanted to do after being stimulated, and that kind of thing would definitely be difficult for Fang Ya to come by, so he had to hold back and not laugh out loud. This is to save face. Otherwise, it will be difficult for him to be a man in the future.
"Gu Xiao" Fang Ya stood directly in front of Gu Xiao and said in a very soft spoken voice.
Gu Xiao shook his head violently, indicating that he had heard it clearly.
Fang Ya pondered, slowly raised his head, and said to Gu Xiao: "Gu Xiao, have you ever liked anyone?" ”
I thought I would be thundered by Fang Ya's sudden words, but I was thundered by Fang Ya's words first, who do you like? Gu Xiao was a little unsure, what Fang Ya was saying to himself?
"Fang Ya, what nonsense are you talking about, do you have a fever?" Some couldn't believe that Fang Ya would say such a thing, Gu Xiao actually reached out and probed Fang Ya's forehead.
Fang Ya almost rolled his eyes, calmed down, stretched out his hand and directly pulled Gu Xiao's hand down, and said, "I'm not stimulated, I don't have a fever, I'm asking if you have someone you like!" ”
Gu Xiao's head shook like a rattle. Gu Xiao understood now, Fang Ya must have been stimulated in his brain, and he directly liked the word in his heart and couldn't come back.
"Favorite person......" Gu Xiao thought about who this person would be, but Fang Ya just stared at Gu Xiao, took a deep breath, and waited for Gu Xiao's next words.
"There are a lot of people who like it!" Fang Ya's eyes widened instantly, looking at Gu Xiao in disbelief, he couldn't speak directly, and the whole person stood there stupidly. But Gu Xiao still said his own words: "There are a lot of people I like, such as Xiao Hei and you." Naturally, there is also Long Yuqi, you and I like it so much......"
After listening to Gu Xiao's words for a long time, Fang Ya came back to his senses, and only after understanding did he realize that he was confused, what Gu Xiao said was that he had a good impression of whom, that is, he didn't hate it, but what he wanted to ask was the person he really liked, to be precise, whether he loved anyone.
It's a pity that the speaker has a heart, and the listening is unintentional, and it is completely wrong. He sighed and said, "You went to Merry and Happy last night, what did you do?" ”
"I didn't do anything, I didn't do anything?"
He had already asked him directly, but he didn't answer honestly, Fang Ya had an urge to make up for Gu Xiao, at this time, he had to deceive people.
"I'm going to take a good look at whether you're hiding or not? Did you hide it privately? Say it
They lost again. There's nowhere to play this time...... By the way, we'll just strip naked
People don't want it, everyone is running out, you're okay, it's not obvious that I'm at a loss, don't!
Tianyu, why do you have so much hair here?
Tianyu, you're so big here! I didn't expect yours to be so big, I usually didn't notice it, but now when I compare it, mine looks so small! ”
He was so stunned that he didn't know what Fang Ya was talking about, and it wasn't until Fang Ya finished speaking that he clearly understood what these words meant.
"You overheard us last night, ...... you" Gu Xiao stretched out his hand and pointed at Fang Ya, and said helplessly, his heart was a little nervous, he was actually discovered, and his face didn't feel red.
Seeing Gu Xiao's face flushed, Fang Ya couldn't hold his breath, and cursed in his heart: "I was found out if I did something bad, and I still blushed, and I still don't admit it." ”
"What do you blush, what do you do, what's embarrassing. What will happen if you tell me directly" After saying what he wanted to say in his heart, Fang Ya warned himself that he must endure it, he must endure it, some things happen after all, and they can't be changed, so he must endure it.
"Alright then, I'll tell you what happened!"
Fang Ya gritted his teeth, waiting for Gu Xiao's blow from hell, his heart was already heartbroken before he even started to speak, this person was really hard to accept!
"I'll tell you the truth," Gu Xiao took a deep breath and said slowly.
"I'm going to take a good look at whether you're hiding or not? Did you hide it privately? This was when Tianyu and I were betting on the sieve, I remember that it was three when I threw it down, but there was only one in the bowl, and I was complaining about whether Tianyu had done something privately. ”
Fang Ya had already done three thousand years of patience and waited patiently for the painful blow brought by Gu Xiao's words, but who knew that what he heard was such even more shocking words.
"You say you're playing a game of sieve throwing?" looked at Gu Xiao in disbelief, and his whole face gradually turned depressed.
"yes, what can we do if that doesn't happen?"
……
"Then how do you explain that we simply strip naked?" Fang Ya suddenly remembered something even more annoying, they lost again, and there was nowhere to play this time...... By the way, we'll just strip naked.
"Oh this! We throw a sieve, compare the size of the dot, naturally there are winners and losers, and the losers just have to take off their clothes! Gu Xiao said with a chuckle, God knows that he didn't take off any of his clothes, but Tianyu's clothes were taken off and put on, put on and off, and almost took off his pants. It's funny! Recalling Tianyu's actions at that time, people couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.
"What's wrong with you?" Suddenly seeing Fang Ya's blackened face, Gu Xiao asked worriedly, could it be that Fang Ya was stimulated again?
"So what the hell is going on with this?" Tianyu. Why are you so hairy here? '" Completely confused by Gu Xiao,
"You said this, if you say this, I feel embarrassed" Gu Xiao actually lowered his head when he heard this, embarrassed.
Seeing Gu Xiao bow his head embarrassedly, Fang Ya sighed in his heart, something still happened, otherwise he wouldn't be embarrassed. But who knew that Gu Xiao's next words completely hit Fang Ya deeply.
"I'm depressed, Tianyu's bastard, there is so much hair under his armpits, I'm embarrassed to look at it, he's embarrassed to say that he is a man, I'm so angry that I don't want to go anywhere!"
"You...... You...... You" looked at Gu Xiao, and had the urge to vomit blood, I don't know why I always felt that this kid should be taught a good lesson, but why I couldn't help but forgive him.
I would be wrong to do it for a long time, and I thought they were doing it, and I thought they were doing it in bed......
But the most serious thing is the last shocking sentence: "Tianyu, you are so big here!" I didn't expect yours to be so big, I usually didn't notice it, but now when I compare it, mine looks so small! Gu Xiao, don't tell me you're a woman, or that Tianyu's bastard is a woman? Fang Ya took a deep breath, this sentence couldn't be answered by Gu Xiao that he was looking at the comparison of the two of them's chests!
I haven't taken three breaths yet. Fang Ya has an impulse not to be a man in his next life, it's time to be a woman, why is it so vegetable, that's right, Fang Ya finally admitted that he was very vegetable.
Because Gu Xiao replied briskly this time: "Tianyu said that I don't look like a man, because I am not as big as him here, so he laughs at me!" After speaking directly, Gu Xiao stretched out his finger and pointed at his Adam's apple.
Men have an Adam's apple, but depending on the degree of their own development, the size of the Adam's apple will also be different, but unfortunately, it is a pity that someone has once again made the wrong place and location.
Fang Ya slumped to the ground, and Gu Xiao hurriedly stepped forward to help Fang Ya up. Looking at Fang Ya's stunned gaze, Gu Xiao felt a little apologetic and said embarrassedly.
"Gu Xiao, you guys did all this mess last night" Fang Ya couldn't hold his breath anymore, he didn't expect that he would be hit on the head in the end, and he was actually knocked unconscious, it was really helpless! What's more, it's a shame to be clever and talented.
"Yes, fortunately, Tianyu didn't win against me, in the end, I won in hand, we will play together after the martial arts conference, and when the time comes, I don't believe that Tianyu can lose a little bigger than me."
Gu Xiao said excitedly, but the people who listened to it were distracted, this is the way of the world!
"I know, I understand; Gu Xiao, do you know now? There is another person who needs you to explain, you better go and explain to Long Yuqi first, otherwise there will be more trouble.
Gu Xiao came back to his senses, looked at Fang Ya, and seemed to remember something: "Yes, I forgot about Long Yuqi, I'll go find him now." ’
Gu Xiao, who came back to his senses, immediately turned around and chased back in the direction he had just come, at the intersection that had just forked, on the other side, Long Yuqi must be there.
Looking at Gu Xiao in the distance, Fang Ya chuckled and shook his head: "It seems that we are too worried about ourselves, and the main owner of the family doesn't know your and my hearts at all, whether it is Long Yuqi or not."
Immediately following Gu Xiao's steps, he was bound to see someone's exaggerated expression after hearing Gu Xiao's shocking words.
Gu Xiao trotted all the way, and saw Long Yuqi directly under the peony flower in the backyard, and suddenly Gu Xiao reflected a sentence in his heart: "Peony flower is dead, and being a ghost is also romantic" Is Long Yuqi going to seek death? Don't! You still have a lot of work to do.
rushed forward, hugged Long Yuqi's waist, and said loudly: "Long Yuqi, don't think about it, even if those four fat women do something to you, you have to protect me well." You can't be fine."
Long Yuqi looked at Gu Xiao who was hugging him suspiciously, and suddenly his whole expression stiffened like a telephone pole.
Gu Xiao continued: "Long Yuqi, listen to me, if you hear us take off your clothes, it's a game of throwing a sieve, whoever loses will take off your clothes, and I said that Tianyu has a lot of hair on people's armpits, and as for the big one, it's Tianyu's Adam's apple, so you just can't die no matter what!" ”
In order to match his words more realistically, Gu Xiao sat directly on the ground, crying and saying to Long Yuqi, not forgetting to hug people's thighs behind him. The ghost cried wolf.