Chapter 34: Silly Dad's Bad Taste (2nd Update)
The light brown plush one-piece suit wraps Xiao Jingchen's small body, with a plush hat of the same color on his bare head, two semicircular ears on the hat, a pair of thick cotton shoes in the shape of bear claws, a pair of bear-paw-shaped fingerless gloves on his hands, and a hairball-like little tail on his buttocks. Instantly kills all female creatures around you.
From the ninety-year-old grandmother to the nine-month-old child, seeing such a live-action hairy bear doll that can only run and jump, her eyes are as bright as the sun at twelve o'clock at noon, Bai Xijing, who originally just wanted to have some fun for her daughter, immediately felt that she was all kinds of wise and wise, and sure enough, his baby was the cutest, so the silly father held his head high and floated by holding the life-size hairy bear doll in the envious eyes of passers-by.
With clothes, you can't have toys.
Girls generally prefer Barbie dolls, plush dolls, playing house and the like, Bai Xijing thought that he should guide his daughter from this aspect, so he did not hesitate to bring Xiao Jingchen into a store, a group of hardcover Barbie doll suits placed on the counter to attract the attention of girls, a plush doll doll doll that sprouts kawaii exudes a seductive luster at the little girl passing by, the business of this store is good, at least four or five little girls pull their parents, grandparents and grandparents to buy toys.
Bai Xijing's father and daughter immediately attracted everyone's attention as soon as they came in, no way, although there are many young parents who like to dress their children up like dolls, but they are basically one or two-year-old little children, so swaying walking is cute, Xiao Jingchen is five and a half years old, the height has just broken through one meter, and a one-meter-tall child dressed up like a doll will generally look a little bulky and out of shape, but helplessly Xiao Jingchen is too cute, the child who grew up in the mountains and forests completely retains the purity of nature, coupled with the influence of Buddhism, unconsciously,There will always be a kind of peace with the scent of sandalwood in the eyes.,Of course,It's just an illusion.,In fact, the bald girl paper is not only not peaceful.,Occasionally a little violent.γ
The enlarged version of the real stuffed bear doll is so cute that it makes people feel pink bubbles all over it, and a little girl can't help but run over and pull Xiao Jingchen's bear paw feet, Xiao Jingchen who nested in the arms of his stupid father couldn't help but bow his head, and saw the little girl's shining star eyes, Xiao Jingchen instantly felt a little embarrassed, she lifted her feet, broke free from the little girl's paws, and said, "Donor, men and women can't bear it!" β
Xiao Jingchen's shy voice was very small, only the silly father and the little girl heard it, but the little girl didn't understand, but the stupid father's face immediately darkened, Shenma is called "men and women can't give it clearly", which of the two of you is a "man", hey~??
Bai Xijing's inexplicably cold face startled the little girl's parents, and the grandmother thought that her granddaughter's impolite behavior had angered the father, so she hurriedly pulled her granddaughter back, and apologized vigorously, although Bai Xijing was depressed by Xiao Jingchen, he would not give the old man a look, he nodded indifferently, the old man was embarrassed to turn to the counter on the other side, and the little girl peeked at Xiao Jingchen from time to time beside her grandmother.
Bai Xijing is not good at choosing girls' toys, so he just took a bear doll that was quite pleasing to the eye and handed it to Xiao Jingchen, "Do you like it?" β
The hands and feet of the bear doll are slightly open, looking like waiting for a hug, Xiao Jingchen looked at the clothes on his body and then looked at the doll of the same color, reached out and took it, turned his head to see how other girls chose the doll, she also pulled the two paws of the doll with one hand, the soft and fluffy bear doll immediately got Xiao Jingchen's love, Xiao Jingchen couldn't help but purse his lips and laugh at two cute little dimples, but he didn't want to be overexcited for a while, use too much force, and then ......
"Hiss-la-" A cotton silk tearing sound suddenly sounded, alarming all the people in the store, whether it was the waiter or the customer, they all turned their heads in disbelief to look at the cute live-action version of the hairy bear doll, and saw that the real hairy bear doll in the hands of the live-action hairy bear doll was cracked from the neck to the paws of the feet, and the whole bear doll was torn in half, only a little bit of fabric on the soles of the feet was still connected together, and the snow-white cotton sprayed out, looking at the ...... It's a bit bloody!
Xiao Jingchen blinked blankly, looking at the half of the doll on his paws, and he couldn't react for a while.
The little girl who had just dragged Xiao Jingchen's shoes drove a bear doll that was torn in half, and was inexplicably stunned, and then her mouth was flattened, and she was so frightened that she cried out, and as soon as she cried, other children also cried, all of them were delicate girls, and they were only three or four years old.
Suddenly, the entire store was drowned out by the cries of the children, and the parents couldn't help but coax the children in a low voice, but the corners of their eyes glanced at Bai Xijing strangely, and the red fruit in his eyes flashed with a light called "contempt" and "disgust", how murderous a father is to raise such a bloody and violent daughter~!
The clerks couldn't help but look at each other, and finally fell on Xiao Jingchen, who was full of ignorance, as a result, without waiting for the clerks to speak, Bai Xijing took the doll that was torn in half in Xiao Jingchen's hand and put it on the counter, and said seriously to the clerk, "The quality of your doll is too poor, it will break if you touch it lightly, if you scare my daughter, can you afford this responsibility!" β
As he spoke, the stupid father dropped a few tickets, and then turned around and walked away with Xiao Jingchen, who was still at a loss.
A few clerks looked at the neatly stacked RMB on the counter, silently scratched the wall, and didn't care about planting blame and blaming the wicked person to sue first~!
Bai Xijing didn't feel guilty, firstly, it was his daughter who was obviously frightened by the sound of cracking, his daughter didn't cry, and the other children cried about his woolen ball, and secondly, although Xiao Jingchen tore up a bear doll, the money he left behind was enough to compensate, besides, he didn't ask the clerk to compensate his daughter for mental damages, which is considered a very reasonable parent.
So, in order to prevent Xiao Jingchen from dismembering the doll as a bronze figure again, Bai Xijing bought a bear doll the size of an adult for Xiao Jingchen, Xiao Jingchen hugged the doll, and looked more and more small and cute, swaying on the road, triggering another wave of maternal love.
That night, the two fathers and daughters had a very profound discussion on the issue of sleeping.
The side bedroom next to the master bedroom was dressed up and decorated in a pink and tender dream color, like a princess room on the phone, but Xiao Jingchen said that he didn't understand, "Dad, why do I want to sleep here alone?" β
"......" Bai Xijing actually still wants to sleep with his baby daughter in his arms, at least then his sleep quality will be much better, and it can also enhance the relationship between parents and children, but as long as he thinks of the "son's" "Thousand Jin Bagua Boxing" and "Breaking the Legs of the Son and the Grandchild", Bai Xijing feels a stomachache, I didn't feel it before, but now that he converts "son" to "daughter", he has a sense of embarrassment.
"Dad, aren't you afraid of the dark? Is it really okay to sleep alone? β
Bai Xijing: "......" Is he so cheap that he found such a reason to pit himself, hey?
"Dad, you are too cruel, too ruthless, too vexatious~!"
Bai Xijing: "......" puppet's pure and cute pit daddy's little bald head has been crooked into a god's horseββ!