The idiot looked at the scared appearance of the black suit, smiled, and said: "What can I do as a weak woman, I just want to learn two tricks from you, a ghost cha adult, and I hope you will give me advice." Don't be afraid, I'm no match for you, you have to be merciful. ”

The black suit was dumbfounded, he would rather believe that there are no ghosts in this world than believe that the woman in front of him is a weak woman. If this woman is a weak woman, then he is not an ant. Don't hesitate to teach? Teach your sister. And let your subordinates be merciful, you can keep me in a breath It's already burning high incense, what the hell do I have to spare? I want to die now, is there such a bully?

"It seems that the ghost cha acquiesced, and the little woman understood." Looking at the stunned appearance of the black suit, the idiot smiled, but the trace of disdain in his eyes became more obvious.

The ghost was about to cry, and he cursed in his heart: "When the did I acquiesce? I've been stupefied by you! Don't laugh, okay? You're so good-looking, but I can't stand it! ”

But it's too late to say anything now, and if you don't get beaten up, you won't be able to get over today. Ruthless, gritted his teeth, and said: "Since this is the case, then let's stop at the point, everyone is the same door, don't hurt the harmony!" ”

"Don't worry, it will definitely not hurt the harmony, and it will definitely satisfy you!" The idiot didn't stop after speaking, and waved his hand casually, understatement, as if he waved his hand casually.

However, with a seemingly easy wave of his hand, the black suit was full of souls, and his face was as earthy as he suddenly found himself losing control of his body, rising from the ground without warning, and his body flew three meters upside down uncontrollably.

At the same time, the heart was like being hammered, and an incomparable mana penetrated into the body from the chest, turning into countless sharp knives that cut the meridians in the body wantonly, and the heart-rending pain seemed to tear the body apart, and the soul couldn't help but tremble. He felt like he was going to lose his soul at any moment.

However, all this has just begun, the idiot waved his hand again, and the black suit involuntarily flew in front of the idiot.

Just when the black suit was stunned, the idiot waved his hand again, and the black suit flew out upside down again.

The black suit was slapped away by the idiot with a wave of his hand, and he sucked it back with a wave of his hand, back and forth for I don't know how many times. The black suit resembles a humanoid puppet, thrown out and pulled back by the idiot.

"How does it feel? Satisfied? Is there a sense of rhythm? Maybe the idiot was tired, so he stopped and looked at the dying black suit and asked.

However, at this time, the black suit was already numb, numbed by the pain, and did not react at all.

"It seems that you are not satisfied, you don't feel a sense of rhythm, let's do it again."

Without waiting for the black suit to answer, the idiot answered for him, and then his eyes rolled, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face.

The black suit was completely scared, as soon as that smile appeared, he knew it was over, the lesson just now was still painful in his body, and he shouted in his heart: "I'm not satisfied, I'm so satisfied that I don't want to, I won't live if I haven't felt the rhythm yet." Is this a trick? Is this abuse okay? I was thrown around by you before I even made a move, is there such a bully? I can't speak in pain, can't you wait a minute and ask? ”

Sure enough, just when the black suit felt extremely aggrieved, the idiot gently lifted his leg. The black suit felt like a rocket-laden with fuel, soaring into the sky.

When the pain came, he knew that his buttocks had bloomed, and he was afraid that it had been split into eight petals, and at the same time he found that his little brother was gone, completely gone, and he couldn't even find the corpse, and it turned directly into nothingness.

"Ahh

A heart-rending scream came out of his mouth uncontrollably.

At this moment, Lin Yu's scalp was also numb, when did this little idiot become so terrifying? He could hear the crisp sound of the egg cracking clearly, it was so violent, he couldn't help but clench his legs, because he felt insecure and felt cold under his crotch.

At this moment, the idiot suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Yu, who was so immortal that he just happened to see Lin Yu's action, and couldn't help but blush his cheeks, and a blush involuntarily climbed up his cheeks.

"Husband, what are you doing? I wouldn't treat you like this, that is, this guy is too hateful, and I wouldn't be like this if it were an ordinary person, am I not angry for you? You can't get me wrong. ”

Lin Yu was embarrassed, but he didn't expect his actions to be discovered, and he was embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house.

"Nothing, how could I be mistaken? It's too late for me to be happy about you. You can't get me wrong, I just felt a little like peeing, isn't it afraid of missing such a wonderful scene, so bear with it! ”

Lin Yu had to lie, but he also had to admire his level of lying, such a suitable lie could be found, and it was estimated that there was no one else but him.

"You~You're not ashamed-"

The idiot's face turned even redder, although he was shy, but his movements sped up, and at the moment when the black suit fell, he kicked out again, and the speed was as fast as lightning Even Lin Yu didn't see how she kicked clearly, and the black suit flew into the sky again.

The black suit is like a feather shuttlecock being constantly kicked into the sky, and the speed is getting faster and faster, and in the end, only a series of afterimages can be seen.

It took a full three minutes for the afterimage to disappear, and the black suit also fell to the ground, already outgoing more and less in, and it was no longer possible to see the original appearance. The whole body is almost transparent, as if it will be scattered with the wind at any time.

"Do you know what rhythm is now? Do you know now where my husband's confidence comes from? ”

"Grandma, just let me go, I know what the sense of rhythm is, I'll leave now, and I'll take a detour when I see you in the future." I beg you to stop torturing me! Hearing the idiot's question, where did the black suit dare to hesitate and beg for mercy directly. Especially when he looked at the smiling idiot, he shuddered.

"I'll spare you today, and next time I dare to do evil, let me bump into it, you know the consequences, get out!" The idiot can also stop in moderation, after all, the black suit is just talking, and it has not made a big mistake, there is no need to fight with the underworld, the underworld is not so simple, and it cannot be easily provoked.

Where did the black suit dare to stay, only hated that his father and mother had two legs, and as soon as the idiot's words fell, the black suit directly turned into a puff of white smoke and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

"Wife, it's not too early, let's go back quickly, otherwise dinner won't be settled for a while, and there may be action at night, and the hungry stomach will be greatly reduced. And Huang Shuliang and Zhou Diwen should have come back a long time ago, if we don't go back for so long, they will definitely be worried-" After the black suit disappeared, Lin Yu couldn't stay any longer, it was too much pressure to face the idiot alone, if it hadn't happened just now, maybe it would be nothing, but now Lin Yu felt extremely embarrassed, and wanted to leave quickly after finding two reasons.

The idiot glanced at Lin Yu in surprise, a little unclear, because she didn't know when Lin Yu cared so much about eating, and strangely began to care about Huang Shuliang and Zhou Diwen, and began to think about others. I can't figure it out, she is already very familiar with Lin Yu's character, which is not normal at all.

However, although she was full of puzzlement in her heart, she nodded obediently, and then naturally walked to Lin Yu's side, took the initiative to hold Lin Yu's hand, looked gentle, and said, "Okay, let's go back quickly!" ”

"Huh? Husband, why don't you leave? As soon as the idiot took a step, he found that Lin Yu hadn't followed at all, and stood in a daze in a daze, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously.

"Well, it's nothing, it's just that I've just stood for a long time, and my legs and feet are a little numb, so let's go now!" Lin Yu touched his scalp awkwardly, then smiled, and led the idiot to run forward.

Is Lin Yu's feet really numb? The idiot was extremely suspicious, but he was still very happy to run wild with Lin Yu.

Of course, Lin Yu's feet were not numb, but he was shocked, is this still a little idiot? How could he take the initiative to run to hold his hand, which simply refreshed his cognition of idiots.

Although the idiot has always regarded himself as his wife from the beginning to the present, he has never said anything intimate at all, let alone physical contact. Even if there were, it was accidental. But how did you become so proactive this time? It made Lin Yu feel like he was dreaming.

However, the cool and delicate touch in the hand proves that this is not a dream at all, but a real thing, and the faint fragrance spreads, unconsciously drilling into the nose, and the person is drunk.

At this moment, Lin Yu found that his heart was beating wildly, the blood flow accelerated, and the palm he was holding couldn't help but tremble slightly.

Where does Lin Yu dare to be verbose, I'm really afraid that it will continue like this, because he found out that he was about to make a fool of himself, so he didn't want to hold the idiot's hand and run wildly all the way.

When the two returned to the playground, Huang Shuliang and Zhou Diwen had indeed returned, because the Porsche had stopped in a very conspicuous position on the playground, and Lin Yu saw it from afar.

And at this time, just in time to finish eating, after a little glance, I saw that Huang Shuliang and Zhou Diwen were feasting. As for how to find the two of them so easily, there is a reason, because these two goods are too individual. To be precise, the two of them are dressed too individually, one is wearing ripped jeans, a standard Matt-killing outfit, and the other is fat like a winter melon, such an obvious feature is that it is difficult to recognize if you don't want to.

Lin Yu smiled bitterly and shook his head, then led the idiot and walked quickly to the two of them, and was about to speak when he was interrupted, and it instantly made Lin Yu's face darken.

Because Zhou Diwen and Huang Shuliang both said something, Lin Yu almost couldn't help beating people.

"Senior brother, what are you doing here, why haven't I seen you and my sister-in-law for a long time, senior brother is senior brother, even this kind of thing is so fast, senior brother has to bow down, can senior brother teach some experience?" This was the first paragraph Huang Shuliang said when he saw Lin Yu.

"Weasel, you really don't have eyesight, don't you see that your eldest brother and sister-in-law are out of breath? And it's all the same, Hongxia is flying all over the face.

This shows that the eldest brother and sister-in-law must have experienced strenuous exercise just now, you think about the two of them disappeared together from noon to now, and now they appear at the same time, what can you do for so long, if you still don't understand, it's a melon baby.

In a place like Longshan Village, where the mountains and rivers are beautiful, it is normal for the eldest brother and sister-in-law to relax. It's just that looking at the red ears of the two of them, they should have been discovered at that time, and they ran back in a hurry, I think this possibility is very big.

It's just that this kind of thing doesn't even find a hidden place, it's too bad for the scenery. Before Lin Yu could answer, Zhou Diwen refuted Huang Shuliang's speculation, and said his judgment vigorously, as if he had seen it with his own eyes.

"You two shut up to labor-"