Chapter 106: The One-Eyed Old Man
Coming up behind was a small black donkey, on which sat a white-bearded old man, carrying a wine gourd, dressed in green clothes, not tall, and the skin around one eye had been necrotic, which should be a one-eyed dragon, and was running hard with the little donkey under his crotch.
Huo Yuanzhen's carriage didn't go fast, and the old man's little black donkey was indeed not ordinary, with four small short legs spread out, running faster than ordinary horses, and quickly chased Huo Yuanzhen's car.
The white-bearded old man swept his eyes and saw Huo Yuanzhen, and couldn't help but be surprised: "The current standard of living is high, even monks can ride in a carriage." ”
"Although the poor monk sits in a car, he can't gallop at will like his father!"
Huo Yuanzhen smiled at the corner of his mouth, this old man looked quite interesting.
"Hehe, although the old man is envious, but he is not jealous, look, there are still people over there who are carrying firewood. ”
The old man picked up the big wine gourd and poured it violently, "The old man is in a hurry to leave early in the morning, the monk is riding a donkey in the car, and I look back and see the man chopping wood, which is more than enough." ”
Huo Yuanzhen laughed and said casually: "The road is wide and wide, I don't know when to walk a mountain, sitting in a car is like a bird in a cage, how can I ride a donkey and the world is wide." ”
The old man glanced at Huo Yuanzhen in surprise, he didn't expect that a monk, a profession that has always been very serious, could be such a strange thing, and he started to make limericks on the street.
When he met such a person, the one-eyed old man became interested, looked Huo Yuanzhen up and down, and said again: "A dignified monk, he looks like a Buddha." ”
Huo Yuanzhen smiled, and was about to be reserved The one-eyed old man continued: "There is no hair on the head, the thief is bright!"
When he had finished speaking, the old man laughed and was extremely rampant.
Huo Yuanzhen's smile instantly froze on his face, and at this time he had already figured out that he had met an old man.
Forked, you one-eyed dragon, don't go to be a pirate, go to the land to tease the poor monk, and make a three-and-a-half-sentence, really being a poor monk is muddy!
This kind of thing, Huo Yuanzhen has always refused to lose to others, although this old man doesn't seem to be simple, but Huo Yuanzhen doesn't care, Du Laowei's kind of pervert has been subdued by himself You one-eyed dragon can't be taller than him, I'm afraid you won't succeed.
also smiled, Huo Yuanzhen said: "The seniors are busy with the donkey race dragon king. ”
Hearing that Huo Yuanzhen called himself a senior, and praised his donkey, the old man nodded slightly, this monk was ridiculed by himself, and he also wrote poems to praise himself, sure enough, he was a monk, he was not very old but broad-minded.
I was about to praise Huo Yuanzhen for two sentences, but I didn't expect this monk to continue: "If you cry in the wind, go alone!"
The old man's words of praise were swallowed back into his stomach, and the white beard trembled with anger, and the roots were cocked.
This monk is too damaged to beat people without slapping his face, scolding people without revealing his shortcomings, and actually composing poems to make fun of his one-eyed dragon, and the old man's lungs almost exploded on the spot.
The monk was still chanting the Buddha's name there: "Amitabha, the poor monk's writing is not good, if there is anything wrong, I hope the old man will give you some advice." ”
The old man's hands trembled for a long time before he slowly calmed down, picked up the wine gourd and poured another sip of wine, and smiled at Huo Yuanzhen: "Okay! The old man has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has always thought that monks are pedantic, but you have greatly changed the old man's impression of the monk today, little monk, you are good, not bad!"
"Each other, the husband is also literary and charming, and the poor monk is willing to bow down. ”
The old man laughed again, feeling that this monk was very angry with himself.
The speed of riding a donkey was a little faster than that of a carriage, and the old man saw Hui Wu and Hui Niu driving in front of him, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Good guy, how can these two big men grow so tall? Little monk, which temple are you from? Raise such two natural rice buckets, is the incense money in your temple enough to eat?", Huo Yuanzhen just said two nice words, and this old man is out of tune when he speaks.
Hui Wu and Hui Niu are also very angry, what can they eat, why do they still get a natural rice bucket!
However, the old man didn't seem to think about it at all, and he didn't care whether Hui Wu and the others were happy or not, and his eyes fell on the white horse again.
"Wow! This horse is so good! This body, this head, it is estimated that the teeth and mouth can be good, the old man likes it, the old man likes it!"
When he had finished speaking, the old man rode over on his donkey, and stretched out his hand to break open the horse's mouth and see the teeth.
The white horse-drawn carriage is enough to be aggrieved, where can you tolerate this old man to break his mouth, raise his leg and kick it, the donkey on the frightened side hurriedly dodged away, and the old man did not break it.
"Oh, this beast's courage is not small, little monk, you can pull the cart of this horse, how about selling it to the old man? As long as you make a price. ”
Huo Yuanzhen waved his hand: "Uncle, this horse can't be sold, and you must not get close to it, in case you make it think you want to kiss it, it will go crazy." ”
"What? I kiss it?"
The old man paused for a moment: "Although I love horses, I won't kiss it, and even if I really kiss it, the house won't go crazy, right?" ”
The old man was a little confused by Huo Yuanzhen: "Little monk, why?"
"It's not simple, haven't you heard the saying, the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, you want to kiss it, how can it agree!"
"Ahh
The old man was angry again, this monk is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, he said a word to him, he returned a sentence, said that the two monks rice bucket, he sarcastically said that he was a donkey.
The poor mouth, who has always been proud of his bow, seems to be a little unable to fight this bald donkey, and the old man wrinkles every day and comes up with a plan.
"Little monk, this road is through the Songshan faction, what are you doing here? Are you going to Songshan?"
"Exactly. ”
"Little monk, what's fun in Songshan, it's better to go back and eat fasting and chant Buddha. ”
"I want to get off the horse, but there are no stirrups, and everything is safe with what happens. ”
The old man's eyes rolled, and he said to Huo Yuanzhen: "Little monk, seeing that you are also from the martial arts, let me tell you the truth, the old man is a member of the Heavenly Dao Alliance, do you plan to join our Heavenly Dao Alliance when you go to Songshan this time?"
Huo Yuanzhen glanced at the old man a few times, although this old man looked smiling, but it gave Huo Yuanzhen a sense of unease, and when he spoke, his eyes were rolling wildly, with Huo Yuanzhen's experience of being the abbot for so long, this old man was fooling himself.
Huo Yuanzhen looked at the old man indifferently: "The poor monk only wants to promote Buddhism and universalize the world, and has no intention of joining any organization." ”
"Little monk, you have to think about it, in the Henan realm, it is not your benefit to be against my Heavenly Dao Alliance," the old man made a threat, and his eyebrows were a little raised, as if he was a little angry.
"The poor monk is dedicated to the Buddha and has no quarrel with the world, I believe that although your Heavenly Dao Alliance is powerful, it will not be necessary to embarrass the poor monk because of this. ”
"That's not what you said, Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second, although you are a monk, but as a member of Henan, are you really detached from things, don't you get involved in right and wrong?"
After finishing speaking, the old man's momentum rose violently, his white hair was full of windless automatics, and his one-eyed essence flickered all the time, as if Huo Yuanzhen didn't agree, and he was about to make a move.
Huo Yuanzhen didn't care about him at all, the more he was like this, the more revealing he became, this momentum was already much stronger than the old nun who was exterminated at the beginning, and Hua Wuji of the Heavenly Dao Alliance was only in the early stage of congenital, when did a master who was stronger than the alliance leader emerge?...,
"The heart of the poor monk is resolute, and the old man should not be forced to work hard. ”
Hearing Huo Yuanzhen's categorical words, the old man looked at Huo Yuanzhen carefully, as if he wanted to know whether what this monk said was true or not.
Huo Yuanzhen looked at him fearlessly, he has been the abbot for so long, Huo Yuanzhen's skills are perfect, no matter who he is, it is delusional to defeat the poor monk with his eyes, and it is useless to deter the poor monk by murderous spirit, the abbot himself is a psychological master, and he is an expert in psychological warfare, so he can be afraid of others.
After staring at it for a while, the old man really couldn't see Huo Yuanzhen's heart, he only felt that although this monk was not very old, he gave himself an unfathomable feeling, and it seemed that his martial arts were not very high, and he didn't know where his confidence came from.
"Little monk, you are very smart, the old man can't deceive you, but the old man sees that you are quite pleasing to the eye, and advises you, Songshan and his party, go early and return early, see more and talk less, and leave immediately if you have the opportunity." ”
"Thank you for telling the old man, the poor monk should keep it in mind. ”
"What temple did you become a monk from?"
"The poor monk Shaolin abbot has a precept. ”
"Good guy, he is actually the abbot at a young age!"
The old man was also surprised, but he didn't seem to be aware of the name Shaolin Temple.
This is also normal, although Shaolin has recently become famous, but the reputation is only limited to Dengfeng, at this time the transportation is inconvenient, the communication is blank, relying on people to spread, the speed is still very slow.
Even if some outsiders know about Shaolin, they are basically confined to Buddhists.
"Well, a ring, Shaolin Temple, the old man has written it down, if he has a chance in the future, the old man should go and take a look. ”
Before Huo Yuanzhen could answer, a wisp of black smoke rose in the distance, drifting in the sky, as if it was a signal, the old man glanced at it and said to Huo Yuanzhen: "Little monk, remember the old man's words, Songshan can't stay for a long time, go!"
After finishing speaking, the old man drove the black donkey under his crotch and ran away without a trace.
Huo Yuanzhen watched the old man leave and was silent.
I'm afraid this old man's power is still above the dust, and if this person suddenly makes a move on himself just now, it will be absolutely difficult for him to resist.
And this old man's style of acting basically has no scruples, and he should not be a righteous person.
Could it be that the Demon Sect has made some moves?
In short, this trip to Songshan is definitely not simple...... )