Chapter 208: Master, please drink a pot

"Big brother, look at the stuff coming out of that ball, and it's still smoking. Dulong saw that the sphere that smashed into the ground burst open, and something flowed out, and immediately reported to Bai Xiaofei.

Bai Xiaofei immediately looked over.

"Hey, there is sulfuric acid in this world?" Bai Xiaofei recognized that thing at a glance, yes, it was the strength sulfuric acid used in the chemical industry in the previous life.

"What's the matter with the big boss, sulfuric acid. ”

Hearing Bai Xiaofei's words, a leader turned his head and asked.

"Sulfuric acid is a very corrosive thing, as soon as you stick to your skin it will fester, if it is serious, it will rot and infect you to death. Bai Xiaofei frowned and said, he never expected that someone in this world would use sulfuric acid as a weapon.

"Grass, this world can't use chemical weapons. Bai Xiaofei muttered.

At this moment, Bai Xiaofei was very worried, because his shock fruit could shatter objects, but if he shattered the sphere, the sulfuric acid would fall quickly, and there would still be casualties.

"Big boss, that thing is so powerful, you see that the beasts we kept in captivity were burned alive, and they were still smoking, and the meat was almost gone. ”

Hearing his words, Bai Xiaofei didn't look at it, because he knew that the thing would definitely be corroded if it was sticked.

"Dulong, do you know what other trails are on the way down the mountain? Even if there are officers and soldiers. Bai Xiaofei asked anxiously as he watched more and more things being thrown in.

"Big brother, you forgot, there are two paths on the left side of our descent from the mountain, but I don't know that there are fewer officers and soldiers. Dulong said unclearly.

After thinking about it, Bai Xiaofei gritted his teeth and decided to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible, he knew that a large number of officers and soldiers would attack the mountain later.

"Listen, come down with me at once. ”

Bai Xiaofei shouted at everyone, and then hurriedly walked towards the gate of the village.

"It's time to open the floodgates and release the water, grandma will retreat. ”

"Brothers, if any of you want to pee, pee here for me, and let the officers and soldiers drink a pot later. Bai Xiaofei shouted with a wicked smile.

Listening to Bai Xiaofei's words, the bandits laughed, but none of them stepped forward to urinate.

"Damn, what are you laughing at, Lao Tzu has no urine to pee now, you have a degree of urine, there is no time, isn't it the thing in the crotch of your pants, who hasn't seen it, degree. Bai Xiaofei scolded with a smile.

It's a pity that everyone still laughed and didn't dare to step forward, and some even blushed.

"Made, you losers, you usually pee a lot, how can you squirm like a woman. ”

"Dulong, you are the second master, give me the lead to pee, if you can't pee, don't blame me for cleaning you up. Bai Xiaofei changed his face to a serious face and shouted at Dulong this time.

When Dulong heard Bai Xiaofei's words, he smiled, "Big brother, I didn't pee." After finishing speaking, he muttered in a low voice: "There is so much pee, and people can't pee when they look at it." ”

"Hey, I'm so grumpy, don't I? ”

Bai Xiaofei came directly to Dulong's side, "Do you pee?"

"Big brother, I can't pee. Dulong looked at Bai Xiaofei and whispered.

"Hehe" Bai Xiaofei smiled, and then said to Dulong: "Since you don't pee, then I'll help you." ”

"Hum~"

Bai Xiaofei lightly tapped his finger on Dulong's waist, and Dulong instantly grabbed his crotch.

"Hehe, how about it now, if you have it, hurry up, you see that the officers and soldiers are throwing more and more things. Bai Xiaofei smiled cruelly.

In an instant, Dulong didn't hesitate, because he couldn't hold it back, he ran directly to the direction of the puddle, and then opened the gate to release the water.

Seeing Dulong pee out, Bai Xiaofei nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at the people behind him: "Who of you hasn't peed now." ”

Seeing Bai Xiaofei's smiling face, everyone shivered coldly, and then ran to the puddle one by one to open the sluice gate and release water.

Tsk, this peeing scene is very spectacular, thousands of people peeing at the same time. If there were a Guinness World Record in this world, it would have been recorded.

"Bang!"

Just when everyone was peeing, Bai Xiaofei was also quickly cleaning up the boulders and other objects that flew over, so as not to smash in their direction.

Soon, the team of nearly 10,000 people in ten minutes had finished peeing, and they all came to Bai Xiaofei's place with a smirk, waiting for his orders.

"Big brother, the brothers are all out of pee. Dulong said with some embarrassment.

"Okay, then let's open the floodgates and release the water. ”

"Hehe, sir, please drink a pot!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Bang!"

Bai Xiaofei flew into the air and smashed into the ground with several punches in succession, and then a huge gap was revealed under the ground, and the water in the puddle gushed out like a flood.

"Haha, what a spectacle, enough for them to drink. ”

It was the first time for the onlookers to see such a scene, and everyone excitedly imagined that the people below were washed by their urine.

"Alright, brothers retreat. ”

Then Bai Xiaofei waved his big hand and walked quickly to the other side.

"Big brother, it's too far over there. Dulong shouted.

"Are you stupid, are you going over there and stepping on urine to be disgusting?" Bai Xiaofei said with an angry white look.

After Dulong thought about it, he immediately shut up and followed Bai Xiaofei.

At this moment, the flood has rushed to the halfway up the mountain, and at this moment the marshal is slowly moving towards the foot of the mountain with his army.

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"Report, Marshal Qiqi, we have a large flood on the mountain that is about to rush down, what should we do now. ”

Listening to the herald's words, the marshal frowned.

"Hmph, it seems that this three-scar is really hidden, and he actually wants to stop me with this trick. ”

"Come, give my order, and the whole army will move forward on that side, and wherever we go, the water will flow and at most up to the knees. ”

Having received orders from the marshal, the army began to move quickly towards the flat ground, waiting for the water to rush down.

"Marshal, you better fly into the air, lest this water dirty you. One of the personal guards said to him.

"No, I will meet this flood with my soldiers. The marshal said arrogantly, and very loudly.

Looking at the marshal's attitude, the guards didn't say much, and they also straightened up on the side.

Just as the officers and soldiers had been on the flat ground for a few minutes, the flood had already rushed towards them.

"Soldiers, the bandits want to use this flood to repel us, and we are not afraid. ”

"Don't be afraid!"

The entire army, from the marshal to the soldiers, tens of thousands of people straightened their waists, waiting for the flood to come down.

It didn't take long for the flood to rush down on the entire army, just as the marshal had expected, just over their knees.

"Hmph, you still want to stop me at this point. ”

The sudden subsequent arrival of the flood caused a wave due to inertia.

It was just the wave that hit everyone's faces. But fortunately, this was the case, and then he retreated.

Seeing that the flood was almost over, everyone immediately began to pack up their clothes.

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(End of chapter)

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