Thirty-sixth artificial respiration

Director: Purple Moon Tassel

Actors: Qin Qing, Gao Yuanli, Jing Ke, Xiu'er, Boatman

Scene: A boat on the South Lake of Jicheng

Plot: Gao gradually left the water and fell unconscious after being rescued, and Qin Qing performed artificial respiration on him

Ziyue Tassel: Now the filming of the thirty-sixth episode of "Daqin Female Businessman" and the fifth scene of "Artificial Respiration" will be started, and the actors will be in place soon! Hey, why is there one person missing?

Ziyue tassel searched for a long time, and found that Gao Yuanli was still standing outside the camera.

Ziyue Tassel shouted loudly: Gao Yuanli, what are you still doing there, now you are going to be unconscious, hurry up and lie on the ground to raise the corpse!

Gao gradually said dissatisfiedly: Director, I am playing a coma, not a dead corpse!

Ziyue Tassel snorted coldly: The director said that if you want to stand up for the corpse, you should hurry up for the corpse, what are you talking about? I don't want the salary anymore!

When Gao heard the salary, he quickly lay down and made a corpse.

Ziyue Tassel said with satisfaction: Okay, now it's officially launched, the thirty-sixth episode of "Daqin Female Businessman", the fifth scene of "Artificial Respiration", Ikesh!

The camera zoomed in: Qin Qing put his little hand into Gao Yuanli's shirt, touched his chest, and probed his heartbeat, Gao Yuanli shuddered violently.

Purple Moon Tassel shouted: Card! Card! Card! Gao is leaving, you are in a coma now, what are you trembling! I don't want to get paid anymore!

Gao gradually left the salary and continued to make a corpse, and whispered in a slightly aggrieved tone: Director, Qin Qing her, she, she touched my chest!

Qin Qing said innocently: Director, I staged this according to the script.

Ziyue Tassel roared angrily: This time she was going to touch your heartbeat, didn't she read the script well before?

Gao gradually left the voice quieter and smaller: but her hand was not honestly touching.

Ziyue Tassel said disdainfully: You are not a woman, what are you afraid of being touched twice! If you mess around, you won't be paid!

Gao gradually left and didn't dare to speak anymore, keeping his body upright.

Purple Moon Tassel: Now everyone is ready to continue, Ikesh!

The camera zooms in: Qin Qing put his little hand into Gao Yuanli's shirt, touched his chest, and probed his heartbeat. Then he hurriedly laid him flat, held his chin with one hand, pinched his nose with the other, and jerked his head down, holding the lips of the high fade, and the tongue drove straight into the mouth of the high fade...... The boat shook violently...... Half an hour later, the boat was in a mess, Gao Yanli's face was flushed, his hands were tightly holding his collar, Qin Qing looked up to the sky and laughed three times before leaving.

Ziyue Tassel held the hot tea in his hand and said with satisfaction: Card! That's all for today, and I'll take the next shot tomorrow.

Gao Yanli said with tears in his eyes: Director, aren't you filming a historical drama, how can there be ××○○?

Ziyue Tassel glanced at Gao Yanli: This is a script that has just been changed today in response to market demand.

Gao Yuanli: Why don't I know about changing the script?

Purple Moon Tassel: Didn't Qin Qing give you a new script? Qin Qing! Qin Qing!

Qin Qing trotted all the way over: Director, what's the matter?

Ziyue Tassel pointed at Gao Yuanli: The new script was not given to him?

Qin Qing touched the back of his head: I forgot.

Purple Moon Tassel: Forget it this time, don't forget it next time!

Qin Qing nodded hurriedly, indicating that he remembered.

Gao Yanli hurriedly asked: Director, do you want to give me processing money for adding passion scenes?

Ziyue Tassel said dissatisfiedly: What kind of salary? You NG a lot of shots today, and your salary has already been deducted.

Ziyue Tassel asked the crew to pack up their things, and then left the set with Qin Qing shoulder to shoulder, and a conversation came into Gao Yanli's ears.

Purple Moon Tassel asked in a whisper: How does that Gao gradually leave taste?

Qin Qing drooled and smiled lewdly: It's very smooth!

Ziyue Tassel smiled dirtyly: I changed the play for you, what good is it for you to eat Gao Yuanli?

Qin Qing rolled his eyes: You also want benefits, aren't you greedy for Gao Yuanli's salary? And I've helped you get a lot of tickets in the past.

Ziyue Tassel said solemnly: How can there be too many tickets, there is no New Year's money for the New Year, and I am not allowed to deduct some wages, how many more *** do I want? Besides, the whole crew is helping you this time, so you should show something about it.

Qin Qing said sadly: Today's dinner and supper, I please!

Gao Yuanli looked sluggish on his face.

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Just this spoof article, I wish you all a happy new year! In the new year, everything is going well, wealth is prosperous, men are more handsome, women are more beautiful, there is the sweet happiness of a lover, and there is no lover to find their other half, in short, every day is Hapi!