Chapter 13: Silly Dad Wilts and Wilts (2nd Update)
"Dad is full, there are two ...... left" Why don't you let us rest for a while and eat again?"
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Xiao Jingchen grabbed the remaining two steamed buns one by one with one paw, swallowed them clean in two mouthfuls and four bites, and then licked his little mouth, looking at his stupid father innocently, Bai Xijing was stunned for several seconds before silently scratching the wall.
was despised by his son, there is a wood there, the tough glass heart is broken, there is a wood there, he is a thirty-year-old man who is not as good as a five-and-a-half-year-old little child, this life is really boring~!
After gnawing on the steamed buns, Xiao Jingchen brought the remaining tofu soup over, drank it all up, licked the stains around his mouth, looked at Bai Xijing, who was stiffened into a stone carving, Xiao Jingchen tilted his head suspiciously, "Dad? β
Bai Xijing woke up suddenly, looking at Xiao Jingchen with a pure and innocent face with complicated eyes, silently covering below the sternum, his stomach hurt~!
The sun in winter is very warm and peaceful, Xiao Jingchen moved a cushion and sat next to Bai Xijing steadily, his hands and feet crossed to do meditation, and his mouth silently recited Buddhist scriptures.
He rubbed his temples, and it was too bad that his head began to hurt ~!
After reciting the Buddhist scriptures, Xiao Jingchen opened her eyes and saw Bai Xijing who had fallen asleep on the recliner at a glance, she tilted her head and thought for a while, she ran back to the bedroom and hugged a big blanket back, and carefully covered Bai Xijing.
In fact, she woke up with Bai Xijing, but because she slept too comfortably, she was too lazy to move, and now she felt Xiao Jingchen's careful care, and finally his twenty-four filial piety father was not in vain, he unconsciously hooked the corners of his mouth, and fell asleep again in the quiet and compassionate Buddhist words.
In the peaceful air, he suddenly remembered a piercing telephone ringtone, Xiao Jingchen opened his eyes, stayed for a while, and then got up and walked into the living room, there was a retro telephone on the cabinet in the corner of the sofa in the living room, and on the first day of coming, Bai Xijing seriously introduced all the commonly used household appliances and equipment at home, and the telephone was of course included.
Turning his head to look at Bai Xijing, who was sleeping peacefully, Xiao Jingchen climbed onto the sofa, picked up the microphone with great difficulty, and said "Hey~" rolled in his throat before it came out, and there was a crackling cry from the microphone: "Boss, what do you want, you haven't come to the company for a week, you don't send text messages back, you don't answer your phone and turn off your phone, you have a Shenma idea and say it, the watch abandons us so silently~"
Xiao Jingchen blinked his eyes and replied calmly, "The call was wrong." Then "click~" decisively hung up the phone.
Xiao Jingchen struggled to get off the sofa, and just halfway up, the phone rang again, and the ringtone seemed to be harsher and noisier.
Picking up the earpiece, this time, the other party left her plenty of time to speak, "Hey? β
There was a dead silence in the "......" earpiece.
"Hello?"
ββ¦β¦β
"......" Xiao Jingchen was silent for two seconds, and then hung up decisively again.
When the phone rang for the third time, Xiao Jingchen still picked up the receiver in a good temper, "Hey? β
"Hey, hey, hey," the other party was finally willing to negotiate normally, but listening to the voice, he was a little excited, "Is it Bai Xijing's home?" β
Xiao Jingchen subconsciously glanced at Bai Xijing on the balcony, nodded and said, "Yes, who are you?" β
"I am Dashan, who are you?"
"Poor ......" The sentence "poor monk" almost rushed out of his mouth, but fortunately, the little guy remembered his father's teaching, braked the car in time, blinked his eyes, and said seriously, "I am pure dust, white clean dust." β
"......" white dust? I've never heard of this name, hey~!
Dashan is an old man who has followed Bai Xijing for more than ten years, and he can even recite the genealogy of the Bai family word for word, but he has never heard of a child named Jingchen in the Bai family, and listening to the voice, it should be a child who can no longer be a child.
At this time, Bai Xijing had already walked over, sat on the sofa, held Jingchen in his arms, took the microphone in her hand and put it on her ear, and a voice full of gossip and gunsmoke immediately came from the microphone that was more cheap than the wolf grandmother who abducted Little Red Riding Hood, "Little friend Jingchen, tell uncle, what is your name Bai Xijing?" Don't worry, uncle is a good person, go back and uncle will buy you candy to eat! β
ββ¦β¦ Since you are a good person, this year's inspection work will be handed over to you to complete independently! Bai Xijing narrowed his eyes slightly, said coldly with an expressionless face, and deliberately bit the accent on the word "independence", and the other party immediately died.
"Uh......" was stunned for a full ten seconds, and Dashan completed the crash restart project, and immediately howled, "Wow, ah~, boss, I was wrong, I really knew it was wrong, you are so ruthless, cruel and unreasonable, the Lun family only inspected it once last year, and this time it should be Xiaoshan's turn." β
"Shut up."
The simple and unwavering words immediately made Dashan dumbfounded, and he choked up twice before he spoke aggrievedly, "Boss, you haven't been to the company for a week, and Oster is still waiting for you!" β
ββ¦β¦ Let him. The corners of his mouth pulled up a heartless smile, but Bai Xijing's paws gently touched Xiao Jingchen's slippery head with a gentleness that absolutely did not match his expression, "I said, don't do his business." β
"But he's bidding high." The mountain is weak.
Bai Xijing squinted his eyes again, the smile on the corner of his mouth expanded, but his narrow phoenix eyes were full of frozen coldness, "Love money so much, do you want me to buy your life with money?" β
"Uh......" Dashan unconsciously shrunk his neck and said neerly, "That...... Then I'll chase him away. β
"You personally send him on a special plane and come back after leaving China's airspace."
"Yes, no problem."
After hanging up the phone, the ice collapsed, and the spring returned to the earth, Bai Xijing looked down at Xiao Jingchen's ignorant big eyes, and couldn't help laughing.
Xiao Jingchen said seriously, "The master said that the people under the mountain have to go to work every day, otherwise there will be no food, just now the donor said that Dad didn't go to work for a week, will we have no food next week?" β
"......" Bai Xijing grinded his back tooth socket fiercely, Bai Chanshan, you give Lao Tzu to die and die~!
A classmate from Dashan, who was ready to go in a certain company, couldn't help but sneeze more than a dozen times, and finally, he covered his red nose, looked at his little brother with teary eyes, and said aggrievedly, "Xiaoshan, did you say that the boss is complaining and cursing me again?" β
Xiaoshan touched Dashan's head with a handsome face, lightly opened his thin lips, and lightly spit out three words, "You deserve it." β
Dashan: "......" is fragile and careful, and the arrow in the liver falls to the ground and cannot be hit~!
Bai Xijing, who was so depressed that his heart was distorted, still had a silly father-like smile on his face, and without waiting for him to speak, Xiao Jingchen continued sensibly, "Dad, you go to work, I will be very well-behaved and will never cause you trouble." β
"...... "I'd rather you cause a lot of trouble, too well-behaved children will make Dad feel very fulfilled."
The stupid father who originally wanted to refuse to go back to the company and stay at home with his son swallowed the words back to his mouth, he touched his smooth jaw and squinted his eyes slightly, and the bad water in his stomach began to flood, and the baby son just came down the mountain not long ago, and the people he knew could count it on one hand, so he was so persistent about the little children he met on the first day, and he finally gained a foothold in the circle of children in the community for a week.
Sure enough, you should still take your baby son to see the world more, and when your horizons are widened, those naΓ―ve and stinky children can be eliminated collectively.
Silly Dad's wish is wonderful, but will reality really give him what he wants?
cough~, Comrade Bai Xijing, do you still have a thorough understanding of the wood, Xiao Jingchen's only specialty is...... Hey~!