Chapter 668: Midnight Clown
Chapter 668 Midnight Clown
When Song Fangfang heard this, before she could speak, Xiaoxue laughed.
"Everyone's attention, everyone's attention, Xu Que is shameless, Xu Que is shameless."
Xu Que sweated profusely: "Xiaoxue, I'll just make a joke, why are you scolding?" ”
"That's what you should scold." Song Fangfang smiled lightly: "I'm not a casual woman." ”
"Mmmm, it's not a woman anymore." Xu Que said thoughtfully.
Song Fangfang was so angry that she glanced at him, ignored him, and got out of the car directly.
Xiaoxue also grimaced at Xu Que, snorted, and walked forward.
Xu Que scratched his head, feeling a little helpless.
I thought I'm giving you face, right? Really me off, I'm going to let you know what it means to be horrible!
I got off the bus, because it was noon, there were still quite a lot of tourists.
Lin Qingqing, Wang Yaya, Li Ergou and others were busy.
After this period of proficiency, Wang Yaya has gone from being jerky to fully adapting to human society.
Now that Xu Que is thinking about it, even if she just drives Wang Yaya away, she will definitely not leave.
The only thing that makes Xu Que strange is that this girl eats roast chicken and duck every day, and her figure is still so small.
If it weren't for the fact that she had long hair and looked like a little girl, she wouldn't have looked at her breasts at all.
Really, it's not small, it's really not.
So much so that many tourists think that Wang Yaya is not a handsome little boy.
made Wang Yaya very depressed, and often searched the Internet for how to enlarge breasts.
After Xu Que had a casual meal in the lounge, he found that Song Fangfang and Xiaoxue were hiding aside and whispering.
Xu Que had nothing to do, thinking that the matter of Fujita's haunted house would indeed be solved next, and he couldn't watch him harm people.
But this place must continue to be developed.
Captain Duan Qizheng's plan to get the students of the school to come over is very good, and basically every haunted house that has been developed is bursting.
Therefore, Xu Que felt that in the next words, more haunted houses should be developed.
In addition, it is also to take advantage of the time now to complete the development of the unfinished haunted house, so as not to be in a hurry in the future and unable to keep up with the rhythm.
After making up his mind, Xu Que decided to open the midnight clown haunted house at night.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh, he originally wanted to save with Song Fangfang, but he really didn't have time.
After Song Fangfang and Xiaoxue chatted for a while, they suddenly said that they were going out, which made Xu Que a little strange and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
"Why are you asking so much about my girl's business?" Song Fangfang said angrily.
"Girl paper?" Xu Que smiled suddenly: "Please, it's all a handful of years, return the girl's paper, you ......"
Without saying anything to me, Xu Que felt Song Fangfang's indifferent gaze.
"What, I still have something to do, so I won't tell you."
Saying that, she hurriedly ran out, so angry that Song Fangfang bit her silver teeth.
In the evening, Song Fangfang and Xiaoxue hadn't come back yet, but Wang Yaya and Lin Qingqing ran out to go shopping.
Xu Que felt that it was not good to have too many people around him, but they had all found their companions, and now he was alone all day.
Shaking his head, in order to open the haunted house as soon as possible, Xu Que came to room 112, the door of the midnight clown.
There are still a lot of scare points, so Xu Que doesn't have any worries about opening the haunted house.
Anyway, if you can't beat it, you will spend scare points to run.
Without hesitation, he pushed open the door of room 112, and the scene was introduced in his ears.
Congratulations to the midnight clown who opened room 112:
'Hello everyone, and welcome to my clown show, I'm sure it will make everyone laugh." ’
'Hahaha...... Aha......'
'What, isn't it funny?' Then you go to die! ’
'Why doesn't anyone understand me, in this world, only my wife is good to me, only to me, everyone doesn't understand me, and everyone who doesn't understand me goes to die. ’
What you have to do is find out what makes the Joker like this. ’
Remember, he's a joker and a comedian, but his comedy fails. Because, his comedy is dangerous. ’
………………
As the prompt faded away, the door of the haunted house behind him slowly closed.
In front of Xu Que, there is a small stage.
The stage is a bit shabby, and in front of the stage, there are a few chairs placed in twos and threes.
The ground is a little damp, and it can be seen that no one has come here to watch the show for a long time.
"This should also be a real-life scene moved here, if you can find a real-life scene, it will be more helpful to open this haunted house."
Xu Que thought in his heart, suddenly, a bright spotlight appeared on the stage.
Immediately after that, there was a vigorous sound of music in my ears.
"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true...... Hey, hey, hey......"
"Welcome to today's comedy show with our comedy master, Mr. Clown!"
The music was still playing, and an impassioned voice suddenly sounded.
Then, under the spotlight on the stage, a person gradually walked out of the darkness on a one-wheeled bicycle.
"Thank you for tuning in to my show, the first one, balloon blowing."
This man is short in stature, only about 1.6 meters tall.
The face is painted with a strange white, and the lips are painted red, and it looks like a bloody smile.
His hair was dyed green and he was wearing a black tuxedo.
He was riding a one-wheeled bicycle with a balloon in both hands and began to blow.
"Puff puff ......"
The balloon quickly blew up and then "Bang!" ”
The balloon exploded directly.
"Quack Quack ......"
The clown showed a laughing face, revealing the white teeth inside, and then smiled at Xu Que: "It's not fun, it's not funny." ”
Seriously, this show is quite embarrassing, and Xu Que didn't feel any comedic effect at all.
However, in order to let the clown relax his vigilance, Xu Que still applauded: "Not bad, it's funny." ”
The clown was encouraged, seemed to be even happier, whistled, and directly blew another balloon, and said with a smile: "Thank you for watching, this balloon is for you." ”
The balloon was thrown by him and landed precisely beside Xu Que.
As soon as it landed, the balloon exploded directly, blowing up all the chairs on the side.
Xu Que took two steps back, his face was shocked, the explosive power of this balloon was too great, right?
"Quack Quack ......"
The clown pointed at Xu Que's surprised look, laughed so much that he didn't even ride a one-wheeled bicycle, and pointed at Xu Que and kept laughing.
"Is it funny?" Xu Que seems to feel that this clown is not very scary, after all, if a person smiles at you, you can't feel any malice at all.
It's just that after the clown laughed, his face suddenly turned grim.
Kicked the bicycle away and shouted, "Now perform the second show, Knife and Saw Alive, welcome to watch, quack quack......"
As he spoke, the clown pushed out a wooden cabinet from the darkness.