Chapter 207: Super Collider
Pasadena.
California Polytechnic University.
Faculty cafeteria.
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Rajesh listened to Howard gush about the sweet story of his reconciliation with Bernadette, put down the dishes, spread his hands and frowned, "We all know, you have a girlfriend, but can you not show off so much in front of us bachelors?!"
"Actually, he might need to!"
Sheldon raised his head and stuck his head in his daily science popularization: "In economics, there is a concept called status commodity, which can only be valuable in the hands of the holder, because no one else can have it!
"My happiness is definitely not based on the tragedy and loneliness of my best friend!"
Howard raised his hand to refute, but halfway through speaking, his voice suddenly changed, and he held back a smile: "Of course, to say that I don't have a smug smile must be fake!"
"Who is tragic and lonely?"
Leonard walked over with a plate and smiled.
"Me!"
Rajesh laughed to himself.
"Oh~"
Leonard held back a smile and said with a strange expression: "I used to be like this until I had a girlfriend~"
"Hey, hey!"
Howard smiled.
"It's Valentine's Day on February 14th, do you have any plans?"
The corners of Leonard's mouth curled up and he asked meaningfully.
"I'm going to take Bernadette to a Chinese restaurant that offers a couple set menu......"
Howard came up and gushed.
"Why do you always like to go to Chinese restaurants?"
Rajesh frowned.
"Because if they have a choice, Jews will always choose Chinese food!"
Howard smiled: "We are not like you, you are from India, you are not used to Indian food, I have to say, this is a kind of irony!"
"Hey, that's a bit racist!"
Rajesh shouted dissatisfied.
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Howard pouted and smiled, "It's just that you're discriminating against yourself!"
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Rajesh was speechless, was it wrong for him to try to fit into the United States by mocking his own kingdom as an Indian Iron Man?
If you don't laugh at your motherland, how can you satisfy your friends in the United States?
"Speaking of Valentine's Day~"
Sheldon interjected, "Considering that St. Valentine was a stoned and beheaded Roman sacrifice in the third century AD, wouldn't it be more reasonable to take your girlfriend to see a brutal murder on this day?"
"When you have a girlfriend one day, you can take her with you!"
Howard spat out, "Oh, wait a minute, you'll never have a girlfriend!"
"Hahaha!"
This time, even Rajesh, a bitter man, looked at Sheldon and laughed: "I guess Sheldon, an old virgin who hasn't had hair and children for 10,000 years, I'm afraid he doesn't even know how to use his girlfriend, right?"
"That's not right!"
Sheldon was unmoved, and explained solemnly: "I just don't want to, it's not that I can't! I'm very well haired, not only strong but also beautiful, which you should know very well on the night of the North Pole ......"
"Huh~"
Leonard and Howard shuddered in unison, feeling uncomfortable.
"Oh, yes~"
Rajesh was stunned by Sheldon's words, and then muttered with a blurred eye: "It was really an unforgettable night~"
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Leonard exclaimed, "Coming back to the Valentine's Day celebration, what do you think Penny and I have planned?"
"We all know that you and Penny must be as crazy as beasts. β
Rajesh was interrupted from his fantasy and muttered dissatisfiedly: "But you can talk about it, I don't mind hearing it, it will inspire me, and the only one who can drive me crazy is his~"
Howard was horrified by Rajesh's 'complaining' eyes, moved his body unnaturally, glanced at Leonard and Sheldon cautiously, and then looked at Rajesh, his face was extremely strange, and his small expression vividly conveyed a meaning: "Don't say it so ambiguously, okay?"
"Guess who the school sent to Switzerland for a seminar and to see CERN's supercollider on Valentine's Day?"
Leonard said with suppressed excitement.
"Professor Norton, though only God knows the reason. β
Sheldon muttered discontentedly.
The Super Collider built in Europe is the world's largest and most energetic particle collider, capable of accelerating protons to collide with each other, using them to explore new particles and microscopicly quantized particles, which can be called the supreme artifact of physics!
Although Sheldon is very famous in the theoretical physics community, he has never been given the opportunity to visit there, so he is very unhappy that the school sends other professors to visit.
But I can only endure the dissatisfaction, because Professor Norton is the winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics!
"Professor Norton couldn't go, he sprained his back while climbing. β
Leonard explained.
"Professor Norton did sprain his back when he climbed the peak, but I heard that the peak was his new girlfriend's~"
"Is that the peak weather girl from Ertai?"
"That's her!"
Howard and Rajesh gossip obscenely on the sidelines.
"Anyway!"
Leonard interrupted unhappily, "They invited me to replace him......"
"Is it Switzerland or a rush weather girl?"
Sheldon asked solemnly.
"Hahaha!"
Howard and Rajesh laughed.
"Go to Switzerland!"
Leonard paused, rolled his eyes.
"I guess Leonard would prefer to replace it with another option!"
Howard smiled lewdly.
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Leonard opened his mouth to refute, but the peak weather girl from Ertai flashed in his mind, and he swallowed the words in his mouth again, he is a scientist, and he can't talk nonsense with his eyes open~
"Speaking of visiting Switzerland, they also allowed me to bring one person!"
"It's incredible. β
Sheldon was overjoyed: "I'm so happy, I don't even want to question why they chose you, I'm going to run home and pack my bags." β
As he spoke, he ran away happily without waiting for Leonard to speak.
"Why don't you bring Penny?"
Rajesh was surprised.
Leonard rolled his eyes and said, "I'm going to take Penny!"
"Ahh
Rajesh laughed gloatingly.
"By the way, what about Owen?"
Howard said, "You haven't seen him for two days?"
"He's gone to Hollywood. β
Leonard was very depressed by Sheldon's hand, and said weakly: "It seems that it is to buy the rights to the series of movies that the Grim Reaper is coming." β
"Why?"
Howard was stunned and wondered, "What did Owen buy that for?"
"Who knows?"
Leonard shrugged.
"Ahh
Howard looked at Leonard with a sympathetic expression.
"With Sheldon here, can I be worse?"
Leonard complained.
"Maybe it does!"
Howard explained, "Think about it, what's the most important reason why you were able to catch Penny?"
"Stalker?"
Leonard said weakly.
"No!"
Howard shouted, "It's Penny who didn't succeed! She's just a waitress dreaming of stardom! Just like that, you've been chasing after you for more than two years before you barely succeed! Penny has always stressed that she can change people at any time!"
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Leonard was dumbfounded, Howard explained it so clearly, if he didn't understand, then his IQ of 174 would be all mush......
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