Chapter Seventy-Two: The Patriarch Mother-in-law of the Heavenly Gate Turns Out to Be Me? Embarrassment~
In the name of coming from afar Chapter 72 The Patriarch Mother-in-law of the Heavenly Gate turned out to be me? Embarrassment~
Future Continuous Tense
Future Continuous Tense
Shaking my head, I took a big sip of my drink. But I heard a sentence that shocked us and turned into a sand sculpture directly-
"Huh?" Caitou raised his eyebrows and glanced at the lamb, then lowered his head and thought carefully for a while, before looking at him with a little doubt, "How do I remember that the initial door rules of the Heavenly Gate should be five?" ”
"Ah, yes." The lamb nodded, twisted a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth, and then muttered inarticulately, "There is one more: five, only kill non-humans!" However, this admonition was abolished after the interstellar navigation, how many non-humans are in the entire universe, how can they really kill them? ”
"Poof——! My throat choked, and the saliva drink immediately squirted out, and I began to cough frantically as I stared at the watery, stunned, dumbfounded, and hair-dropping lamb across from me.
wiped his face fiercely, the lamb was full of black lines on his head, and glared at me resentfully, "Sister, what are you doing?" ”
"Ahem...... I'm sorry...... I'm sorry...... cough cough ...... face flushed, I hurriedly took the water handed over by the head of the dish and poured it several times before suppressing the urge to continue coughing, put down the cup, and regardless of the eyes of others, I lay directly on the table. Clutching at the lamb's clothes, two black eyes glared at him like ghosts, "You ...... Who is your founding father? ”
"Gah?" I was a little panicked by my eyes, and the lamb trembled with fear, trying to dodge our claws, but there was nothing he could do.
"Say, what's the name of your grandfather?" I let out a low roar, and my mental power shook involuntarily, if we hadn't reacted in time to press it down, it is estimated that the whole room would have to say goodbye to the boss~!
These five admonitions...... these five admonitions, I have heard them, and I have been told by the ears of people to remember them, otherwise they will lose the face of some people, ==! Will Mao's admonition at that time be kept until now? …… The only possibility is that the ancestor of Tianmen is actually ......!!
"His name is Qi Jinyi!"
Sure enough...... "Huh??" Qi Jinyi? Isn't it Qi Jin Wu?? "Those five precepts are the basic laws of the 'Lan Group', no one can violate them, otherwise they will be destroyed by humanity, I thought that the people who originally established the Gate of Heaven were born from the 'Lan Group', such as ...... Xiao Wu ......, but it turned out that it wasn't like that at all!
I sat back in my chair and took a sip of the re-poured drink, but this time I didn't taste anything delicious.
Why are there descendants of the Hang family, the descendants of the Long family, the descendants of Xiao Ion, Bailimo, and Luier after three thousand years, but there are no descendants of my Ye Xin. Even if my children don't have the surname Ye, then they should have the surname Qi, right? Not a lot of words
Could it be that ......, in fact, I wasn't with Xiao Wu in the end? Why? Which of us has changed our minds, or is it ...... We have objective reasons why we can't be together, such as...... Who among us dies ......!
No, it won't! I shook my head vigorously and took a sip of my drink, refusing to think about all the cups that might exist, and at this moment the lamb's muttered answer flew into my ears.
"It's not." He shook his head, looking at my disappointed eyes, he was a little puzzled, but in the end, this three-good student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor still added very conscientiously, "Master Zu's full name is Qi Jinyi, but I don't know why I listen to the legendary stories left by the masters from generation to generation, Master Zu's wife likes to call him Xiao Wu, I don't know if it's because of the relationship between him who ranks fifth in the family!" ”
"Poof——!
I didn't squirt gorgeously again, but this time it was a surprise, what is called a thought of heaven and a thought of hell, what is called a right hand heaven right hand hell, I have experienced it thoroughly today. I wasn't in the mood to care about other people's embarrassed expressions, so I jumped up excitedly, and one flew over and hung firmly on the lamb, holding his face covered with drink saliva and kissing it fiercely, "Little lamb, did I say that you are simply my god." ”
Lead me from hell to heaven!!
As far as I know, the only person in this world who will call a certain male Xiao Wu is me, Xiao Ion is used to calling him "brother-in-law", and his parents will call him Jin Wu directly, so in fact, let's, the most, the last, also, yes, marry, give, he, go, bahaha——!
I couldn't help but laugh wildly at the sky, and directly regarded the eyes of those idiots around me as floating clouds~!
"What are you mad about?" A big hand suddenly reached over and dragged me back to the chair to sit down, grabbed back our thoughts that we didn't know where to go because of surprise, looked up at the contemptuous gaze of several pairs of red fruits around me, my ears were hot, I scratched my cheeks a little embarrassed, and laughed dryly, "That ......, sorry, haha, it's okay, it's okay, everyone continue, continue!" ”
“……!” Four comrades with twitching corners of their eyes~!
So, at this moment, I don't know what kind of expression I can make except for giggling, Khan~!
"You...... Never mind! Somewhat dejectedly, he pressed my head and rubbed it vigorously, and the cabbage head fell down helplessly. He looked at me with a wry smile, but he didn't say anything, but his deep eyes shone with strange colors as if they had penetrated everything.
I suddenly sobered up, and there was a sense of transparency that suddenly dawned on me, as a "Baixiao", since he knew that the initial rules of Tianmen were five, how could he not find out the ......names of the ancestor and the grandmother of the ancestor of Tianmen, but Rao was like this, he still led the lamb to say these words, so that my restless mood could relax......, Caitou, Caitou, you know that there will be no results, but you still take care of me so much, everything is for my sake, what should I do with you?
I couldn't help but look at him with some complicated eyes, he tilted his head slightly, grinning silently, and the sunny breath was the same as when we first met, but the understanding, support and doting behind that smile made my nose sour for a while, and even my eyes couldn't help but be a little red.
"Huh~" chuckled, he rubbed my head vigorously again, but this time his movements were much gentler, and he looked up at the brother next to him. He directly changed the topic, "This time Sydney's house arrest may be related to the distance, everyone must be prepared in their hearts, no matter what they see or hear, don't mess up." ”
Everyone was slightly stunned, and looked at me in unison, I smiled weakly, and was not in the mood to explain for the time being, Caitou reached out and shook my somewhat white palm vigorously, and then said, "Since I chose to trust from afar at the beginning, I will tell you where I came from." I'm sure she won't want to deliberately hide ......anything from you, I don't want to talk about her affairs, in short, let everything be, I'm sure you will live up to her single-minded trust. ”
Maybe I'll tell them about the calendar at first, just out of guilt for Yoi, but after so much time together, I'm really willing to share all my secrets with them, and I know that they will trust me as much as I trust them.
Because of the little guests them
So that night, we decided to go to Sydney's house together on our day off, and before we left, we always had to figure out what we could figure out.
In the next two days, I followed Caitou to play all the things and scenery that the Earth Alliance did not have three thousand years ago, such as slave purchase places, such as colonies where aliens gathered, such as intelligent robot markets, such as hypermarkets with sofas and conveyor belts that provide services autonomously, such as ......, etc., I am like a child who has broken into an incredible kingdom, all fantasy things can only be imagined and not seen, it is simply more magical than the wizarding world, roar——!
On the day of everyone's appointment, early in the morning I followed the head of the car out of the house, he said that according to the convention, to visit the big family with a head and face, it must be enough pomp, momentum, enough or something, especially when going to a strange family for the first time to pay attention to a lot, gifts or something that is necessary, anyway, we don't know much about this kind of communicative things, it is enough to have him.
When they met, the little guest looked at the layers of expensive and gorgeous gifts in the car, but they had no practical purpose except to satisfy the vanity of others, and nodded. Sympathetically glanced at the cabbage with a wry smile on his mouth, "It's really hard for you!" Once again, I'm glad I wasn't born into a big family. ”
"Me too." Lu Lu patted his chest, swallowing saliva with concern, while the lamb was more direct, he trembled with 36 million pores all over his body, and looked up at the vegetable head with a pair of shining starry eyes, "Master, you are so sad." ”
“……!” The corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, the head of the cabbage pressed the green tendons in his head, and the strong and huge fist tightened and loosened, loose and tight, "Who do you think I'm doing this for?" If it's just me and the distance, one of us has the name of 'Baixiao', and the other has the special surname of 'Ye', even if we don't prepare gifts, no one dares to say a word, these garbage things are not prepared for you, hum~, a group of white-eyed wolves~! ”
“……!” I couldn't help but applaud, it's good, after being together for so long, Caitou-san has finally learned to use the name of this primitive creature.
"Uh......!" The little guest stiffened, touched his nose in a sneer, patted Caitou on the shoulder with some embarrassment, and looked like a good brother, "Oh, isn't this just a joke, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, I know that you are righteous enough to us, let's remember it in our hearts." ”
"Humph——!" With a breath in his nostrils, the cabbage head classmate was determined and resolutely refused to buy it.
"Master, you are my idol, let me worship it!" - Please ignore this one with convulsions!
Lu Lu stuck out his tongue embarrassedly, gently pinched the sleeve of the vegetable head and shook it back and forth, looking coquettish, this is my most commonly used nirvana, every time we put on this posture, no matter how big the fire is, the little girl is good, the learning ability is very strong, I just wanted to praise it, but I didn't expect Comrade Caitou to directly slap her paws away, "Save it, I'm not a little guest, so I don't eat your set." ”
Lu Lu choked, and he puffed into his waist, "I should say: I'm not a distant sister, so it won't work for you, hum~, stingy man!" ”
"Ahem......!" I was choked with saliva, why did it hit me inexplicably?? Chapter Seventy-Two: The Patriarch Mother-in-law of the Heavenly Gate Turns Out to Be Me? Embarrassment~