1.1, the little lord's things
Wei Yunsi looked at Chen Hexian for a long time.
This guy who got the title by relying on his father's blood is really annoying.
Chen Hexian's father was the deputy general who followed Yu Wenwu in the battle with Daqi that year, because he led the troops to charge to conquer the main force of Daqi, and sacrificed his life to save Yu Wenwu.
Where is the huge viscount mansion is not good, but she has been a neighbor with her Anshun Princess Mansion, and since the establishment of the mansion, Wei Yunsi has never been happy.
Last month, Xiao Jue Chen gambled on horses in Beijing, closed the door and built a whole race valley in his front yard, he heard the neighing of the horse in the blue sky and daytime, and the moon hung up at night, and the little Lord Chen on that side was still laughing like a horse, and was smashed on the head by Wei Yunsi who climbed up the wall and took his shoes.
The beam is finished.
Last week, Xiao Jue Chen bought drunk in the famous Yingchun Building, it was hard to buy a happy house, and it was a big night, the carriage was ticking and the bell was ringing, Wei Yunsi could hear the sound of drinking, singing, playing music and joking over there through the triple door, he was really angry, and climbed up the wall again, not only smashed Xiao Ye Chen's head, but also smashed Xiao Ye Chen's favorite set of drinking utensils.
At this time, the two really flooded the Dragon King Temple, and they quarreled through the wall.
Wei Yunsi clasped his hands and stared at the drunken Chen Hexian: "There are so many girls, and I haven't seen the little lord bring them to the backyard, what's the matter, I know that my body can't bear it, so I have been addicted to my mouth and my hands?!" ”
Chen He first frowned: "Princess Anshun doesn't sleep at night, she always likes to climb my master's wall to spread anger, don't you look down on the beauty of the master, and be jealous of these girls, right?" ”
"Bah, as long as you look like a dead cow's nose, can this princess still look at you? In the evening, I heard the sound of killing pigs on your side, and this princess demolished the door of your viscount's mansion! Wei Yunsi rolled his eyes to the sky, the capital is really big, there are all kinds of bullslings and ghosts.
Chen Hexian was happy when he heard this, his face was obviously drunk, and the whole person stood crookedly, but a pair of eyes still looked very bright in the moonlight: "The first emperor personally gave the plaque of the Viscount's Mansion, and the Duke of Anshun will smash it, but the Queen Mother will not agree!" ”
Drunk, the skin of the mouth is still the same smooth, Wei Yunsi squinted her eyes, there are still people in this world who she can't cure? The joke was to snort coldly and turn around and go back to his yard.
Chen Hexian stared at the disappearing figure on the wall, and also smiled, is there still a mouth in this world that he can't win? joked, then turned his head to look at the girls next to him, rubbed his temples, and waved his hand: "Scattered, scattered, scattered." ”
Princess Anshun, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, has spoken, we still have to give some face, don't we?
To this day, Wei Yunsi is thinking about the fact that Fang Ansheng has a lot in the past few days, the stinky boy is still acquainted, and he is thinking about organizing a juju competition in the courtyard, calling all the brothers and sisters in the capital, the palace has been stuffy for so many years, and now it is finally a self-supporting mansion, can you not rivet enough energy to have fun? In case the queen mother has a whim and listens to the instigation of the eldest brother to marry her off, she will have to be restrained again.
So Wei Yunsi adheres to the principle that he can play day by day, anyway, he is married, and he doesn't have a favorite person, and whoever he marries is married, so he has lived up to the idle time in the past few years.
She kicked out the Keju at her feet, and when she saw Kikuha coming from afar, she raised her eyebrows and smiled at her: "Juye, help me pick up Keju back, and then find some new posts, I want to write a post." ”
Ju Ye picked up Juju and walked quickly to Wei Yunsi's side: "The princess still has a heart, the slave maid just saw that Xiao Jue Chen went out." ”
"What do you want him to do on this good day, just go out, so as not to be annoying." Wei Yunsi frowned, he was annoyed when he heard Chen Hexian's name, and the girl Ju Ye didn't know what kind of demon she had fallen into, she stared at the movements of the Viscount's Mansion and reported to herself, and Chen Hexian knew about it, and thought that he was letting people peek at him, his stinky fart temperament, maybe he would say something that made Wei Yunsi vomit blood.
"Princess, what the slave told you the day before yesterday, you forgot it when you turned your face!" Ju Ye complained, her princess is good at everything, easy-going, and good-looking, but this heartless character, I really don't know who I followed, if you want to say that the first emperor and the queen mother, they are all stable people, and then look at Princess Anning, she is also a dignified person, but she gave birth to such a demon king as her princess, and she is worried about going around to play.
"What?" Wei Yunsi turned her head to look at her, the sun was shining on her face, and she couldn't open her eyes, she thought about it carefully, Juye seemed to have said something two days ago, but she didn't remember it very well.
Wei Yunsi touched his chin, his eyes rolled, and after a while, his left hand went to his right hand, and he remembered: "You mean that there is a big auction in the capital these days, right, it seems to be some kind of interesting mechanism, and it is quite large, and many sons and brothers have gone to grab it, right?" ”
If this is according to the normal situation, this good thing has seen the world, it must be Wei Zice, Wei Zice's temperament to get what he wants, Wei Yunsi knows it, Yu Lei Wei Zijue is gone, and the other brothers are not interested in these things, no one in the capital dares to provoke him, but Wei Zice provoked the anger of the public some time ago, and was punished by the eldest brother to the barracks to be reformed, ready to be a new person, the rules in the capital are reshuffled, who gets this thing, it's really hard to say.
Looking at Ju Ye's face, Wei Yunsi had a bad premonition in his heart, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "Do you want to say that this thing was snatched by Chen Hexian's bastard?" ”
Ju Ye nodded: "The slave maid just listened to the small maid at the gate of the Viscount's Mansion chatting, saying that the little lord is bound to win, in the name of King Yu, saying that when King Yu comes back from the barracks, this thing still has to be given to King Yu, the slave and maid look, now the little lord is afraid that he will take it down, who in the capital doesn't know that the little lord used to be friendly with King Yu, others say this is funny, no one dares to disbelieve it when the little lord said this, but who knows when King Yu will come out, isn't this thing still in the Viscount's Mansion?" ”
If Chen He really wants to get it first, there will definitely be no peace during this time, and it's no wonder that he doesn't dismantle this thing directly all night to tinker with it!
Wei Yunsi stood up suddenly, turned around and walked into the house: "What's the matter, if you shoot it, you have to send it to his house?!" ”
"The slave doesn't know." Kikuba also carried the hem of her skirt to follow.
As soon as he entered the house, Wei Yunsi skillfully took out two sets of civilian clothes from the cabinet, changed the small men's clothes, and threw them directly into Ju Ye's arms, and then pulled out the hairpin on his head and went behind the screen.
Very skilled, at first glance is a veteran.
Juye stood with a weathered face: "Princess... ”
Wei Yunsi, who was caught by Wei Yunxi last time and came out after hanging around in Fengyue Tower in men's clothes, warned his princess that if he dressed like this again and went into the men's pile, he would tell the Queen Mother and let the Queen Mother pass the princess into the palace for questioning. How long has it been since the princess forgot?
"Hurry up and put it on!" Wei Yunsi showed half of his face from behind the screen, squinted at Ju Ye, and said with a sad smile, "Don't be afraid, let's go back as soon as we go, we won't meet the eldest sister!" Hurry up! Otherwise, you will be treated as a traitor! ”
Ju Ye shuddered, and then resigned herself to go back to change her clothes, who let her have such a master? Who let her stand up?
After changing his clothes, Wei Yunsi glanced at Juye with satisfaction, and then took out the fan from his back waist, shook it off, and crackled on his face, Juye twitched the corner of his mouth, waved his hand and praised: "Princess... No, Childe is really suave, handsome and chic. ”
Very good, Wei Yunsi was very satisfied with this, and then put the fan on his hand, and strode towards the outside of the mansion.
Whenever there is something going on in the capital, you can just catch any aunt on the street and ask, not only can you know exactly what you want to know, but the aunt may have to give you a lot of popular gossip.
For example, at this time, Wei Yunsi was dragged by the arm of an oily and powdery aunt, and she was stunned to introduce her to a good marriage.
"Ouch, the little brother is so delicate, why do you always use a fan to cover your face?"
Isn't this nonsense, can you take a closer look at me and see that I'm a daughter?! Wei Yunsi complained in his heart, and Ju Ye pulled the aunt's hand vigorously on the side, shouting at her to stop pulling, and the sleeves were about to be torn off.
"Auntie, my son-in-law has a marriage contract, your flowery and moon-looking daughter, there is really no way, you let go, you let go!" Juye was about to cry, looking at this aunt's face, her 'beautiful' daughter who was exactly the same as her was really unbearable.
The aunt glanced at her, looked up and down, looked at her little face with fine skin and tender flesh, suddenly loosened Wei Yunsi's hand sleeves, and slapped a handful of oil on Ju Ye's face: "I said, it was the little brother who brought out the handsome slave maid in the family, dressed like this, but it smeared this white and tender little face, and when you meet us people, you can see it through at a glance!" ”
Juye fell to the ground with goosebumps, clutched his chest and took two steps back, stammering, "Male... Childe, she, she said she saw me through! What should I do?,I'm still innocent, son.。。。 Yes... ”
Before he could say anything, he was pulled by Wei Yunsi's collar and quickly dragged away, Wei Yunsi's face was black, this stupid!
"Looks like this is it."
Wei Yunsi's fan was still crackling on his face, and he stopped looking at the huge Yunyue Tower in front of him.
Yunyue Lou is a large restaurant that has emerged in the capital in recent years, to put it nicely, it is a place to exchange things for these rich sons and brothers to gamble on stone auctions, to put it mildly, it is a high-grade casino.
Wei Yunsi's face was a little darker, Chen Hexian, a bastard, really eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and does not waste his reputation as a 'nouveau riche'!
"Let's go." Wei Yunsi was bored and was about to follow the flow of people inside, but was stopped by Ju Ye.
She looked like she was at home, dragging Wei Yunsi's body, and she was about to sit on the ground: "Childe! You can't go in! If you go in, slave... The life of the slave will be explained here, if Princess An Ning knows, the slave will be finished, everything will be over. ”
As he spoke, he also cried, causing people on the side to stop and see what these two 'men' were doing.
Unpromising! It's so unproductive! She Wei Yunsi is such a kind of person, how can she be such a useless girl as her!
In order to avoid becoming the focus of attention in the bustling area of the capital in an instant, Wei Yunsi picked up the chrysanthemum leaves and went to the herbal tea stall diagonally opposite.
After the two sat down, Wei Yunsi stared at the Yunyue Tower opposite with a displeased face: "Keep an eye on it, as soon as Chen Hexian's bastard comes out, let's hurry up and ask how that thing is going to be transported to the Viscount's Mansion!" Gotta cut him off! Otherwise, that bastard, won't make a noise about the room in my princess's mansion! ”
Annoying, very annoying, before becoming a little lord, Wei Yunsi had reason to suspect that Chen He was a beast who was crazy about drilling dog holes in the alley.
It's so tossing!
It was very stuffy outside, but fortunately it was cool under this pergola, and the herbal tea in this bowl was also cool, and after Wei Yunsi drank the third bowl of herbal tea, Chen He appeared first.
Wei Yunsi rubbed and hid behind the chrysanthemum leaf, and then remembered that he had a fan to cover it, so there was no need to hide, and silently poked out from behind the chrysanthemum leaf, and saw that Chen Hexian was walking with a lack of two hundred and fifty or eighty thousand, no need to ask, this guy must have succeeded!
Wei Yunsi threw a few copper plates on the table, dragged the chrysanthemum leaf and rushed to Yunyue Tower, and grabbed the steward who sent Chen He out first: "Stay, you stay." ”
The steward glanced back at Wei Yunsi, who was smiling hippie in front of him, and frowned, "Who are you?" ”
"I'm sorry, my lord still has something on his mind, send me to ask." Wei Yunsi buried his head lower, and his mist-like eyes looked extraordinarily transparent.
The steward has read countless people, and after a few more glances, he will naturally know that the person in front of him is a woman, but he is not sure whether it is the maid in the little lord's house who is favored, and he came out with the little lord, and there are many people who are hugging him, this girl is not tall, and there is no one who does not see it, look at this girl, her eyes are full of wit, maybe the little lord just likes her to be so assertive, so he specially brought it out to see the world, and now he is sending this girl to ask, it should be to trust this girl, maybe this girl herself is a coquette?
I didn't know what to expect, the steward glanced in the direction where Chen He went first, there were too many people to see clearly, and I thought that maybe the lord was watching from a short distance, but he decided to be patient, and there was always nothing wrong with a perfunctory sentence.
"Is there anything else you don't worry about, sir?"
Seeing the steward's accosting, Wei Yunsi rolled his eyes and said softly: "Things are valuable, and the lord is still a little worried." ”
Wei Yunsi played a side-rubbing ball, and quickly thought about how to fulfill this sentence in his heart, but he never expected that because of his daughter's body, he would ask the steward to give her a good identity, the little lord's favorite maid, this resounding name will be known by Wei Yunsi, and he will definitely jump up and blow up the pig's head of this steward now.
"Don't worry, the lord will send someone to escort Yunyue Tower tonight, if the lord is still worried, Yunyue Tower promises that we should bear all the damage, this thing will be given to His Royal Highness King Yu in the future, Yunyue Tower is naturally cautious, and I hope you will convey it to the lord, and in front of His Royal Highness King Yu in the future, you can read some of the benefits of Yunyue Tower." The steward is interested in the fact that the 'pet maid' in front of him can blow the wind in his ears to the little lord, and when the little lord gives things to Wei Zice in the future, he can also read a little bit of Yunyuelou's goodness, and it is always impossible to make a mistake in saying two more words without losing money.
Wei Yunsi's eyes rolled, and he always felt that the steward's eyes and tone of speech were very ambiguous, but no matter what he had in his head, he knew that he would be sent to the Viscount's Mansion tonight, Wei Yunsi immediately blurted out: "What does the lord mean, I have to send some people to keep an eye on it myself, you see, it's convenient?" ”
"Convenient, naturally convenient." The steward hurriedly responded, and it was naturally good to have someone from the Viscount's Mansion to help.
Wei Yunsi grinned, made an appointment with the steward, and sent someone to get things after dinner, although the time was earlier than the time agreed before, but his own people also had to escort him, and when he arrived at the Viscount's Mansion, it was considered a business, and it didn't matter if he was earlier or later, as long as the little lord was happy.
The two sides said yes, Wei Yunsi was very happy, and dragged the chrysanthemum leaves back to the house, Chen Hexian didn't know where he went, Wei Yunsi squatted at the door of the princess's mansion and looked at it for a while, feeling that he didn't look like he had returned home.
Then he calmly selected some sturdy little guys in the house, and just after dinner, he sent them to Yunyue Tower to transport things.
The people who came from Yunyuelou followed and moved the things around the corner, and saw that they were going around to the Viscount's Mansion and the Princess's Mansion, but the people who came in front of them stopped, turned back to them and said, "Okay, you all go back." ”
The people in Yunyue Tower looked at each other: "But... ”
"Do you know who's in there? Haven't heard of Princess Anshun's name? What if you go in like this, what will you do if you collide with the princess? Besides, our lord doesn't like strangers to go to the house, it's all here, can things be lost?! The big man sent by Wei Yunsi was full of momentum, and he shouted out with a full momentum.
A little lord Chen, a princess of Anshun, they can't afford to mess with anyone who moves their fingers, so it's right to think about it, they are all here, turn around a hundred meters to the Viscount's Mansion, and they can't lose it.
The people of Yunyue Tower took the silver taels handed by the big man, turned around and went back to pay the errand.
Ju Ye watched the movement at the door of the mansion, and saw that someone came out at the corner in front of him and beckoned, so he hurriedly entered the mansion to tell Wei Yunsi that the things had arrived, and the two went to the back door to open the door, covered with a big cloth, and pushed the cart, and the people sent by Wei Yunsi watched the people from Yunyue Tower go away, and then transported them to the back door and transported them into the princess's mansion.
Wei Yunsi tore off the big cloth, looked at the behemoth in front of him with a bracing face, and fell into deep thought.
It's a large bird made of wood, and it seems to have a mechanism that can be controlled, and if the mechanism is right, this bird wants to be able to go to the sky.
I don't know where to dig up the old antiques, there are several holes rotten on the body, even if it goes to the sky, it is still leaking, right?
I really don't know if Chen Hexian has a lot of money and has no place to use it, and according to Wei Yunsi, his IQ... Tsk, I'm afraid I don't understand this mechanism.
"Scattered, scattered, scattered, go and kill all the people in the front yard for me." Wei Yun laughed twice, and after a while, he and Ju Ye had a long shovel and pestle by their side, and squatted down in the corner.
Ju Ye felt very tired, she was the eldest maid next to Princess Anshun, and she was the most decent, prestigious, and effective maid in this house.
Now, they squatted with their master in the mud in the corner of the wall to feed the mosquitoes, and by the way, waited for the 'dog' that the princess said of that could only dig holes to fall in front of them.
In Wei Yunsi's words, Chen Hexian's bastard thing disturbed her sweet dreams so many times, and at this time the opportunity was in front of her, not only to hide the mechanism he bought, but also to beat him into a pig's head when he climbed over the wall and entered the courtyard, and at least lay down for a month without making a sound, so as to avenge the revenge of these months.
Ju Ye moved his squatting legs: "Princess, will the little lord really come?" ”
Wei Yunsi put her hand to her lips and told her not to speak.
Chen Hexian must have felt that something was wrong at this moment, why hadn't the things arrived yet? When he went to Yunyue Tower and asked, he would know that the things had been taken away!
The people of Yunyue Tower would tell him that the things were delivered around the corner, and there were only two of them on this road! Chen He first thought with his ass, and he knew that the person who was the most unsuitable for him in the capital was Princess Anshun!
But Chen He didn't dare to knock on the door of the princess's mansion first!
First, her identity is here, Chen Hexian is a bald lord, and he dares to come to the princess's mansion to make trouble, and he is tired of him.
The second is that Chen Hexian has no evidence, so it is impossible for him to take her portrait to Yunyue Tower to identify her, right? That's the same tired practice.
So what will Chen Hexian do?
Wei Yunsi has already figured out this person's temperament, she is not a fair lady, and he is not a gentleman!
Chen He couldn't swallow this breath tonight, if he didn't climb over the wall to find evidence, Wei Yunsi would eat the shovel in his hand!
But Wei Yunsi calculated it, but he still missed a little.
She really didn't expect that Chen Hexian, a bastard, would be so patient!
There was no movement outside, she didn't even hear Chen Hexian's roar in the courtyard next door, Ju Ye had already given up her image as a big girl, and sat on the ground depressed, leaning against the wall, supporting herself with a shovel and dozing off.
Wei Yunsi looked up at the wall above, thinking that the sky was so dark today, full of dark clouds, and he couldn't even see the stars.
This... It can't be raining, right?
As soon as he finished thinking about it, a raindrop fell from the sky and smashed on Wei Yunsi's eyebrows.
Ju Ye's hand also fell one, and the little girl was awakened, raised her head and blinked: "Princess, it seems to be raining, let's go back, right?" It seems that the little lord will not come today. ”
It's been a while, maybe the little lord has slept.
Ju Ye got up and stretched out his hand to drag Wei Yunsi, Wei Yunsi squinted his eyes, pushed Ju Ye's hand away, and said firmly: "He will definitely come!" I'm going to beat him up here today! ”
Kikuba twitched the corner of her mouth: "Princess... ”
"You go back first! Cook me a bowl of ginger soup, it will rain if it rains, and it's a big deal that I can drink a few more bowls to go to the cold! Wei Yunsi had an open expression, Ju Ye swallowed his saliva, thinking that this little lord was really amazing, and he could make the little princess of the demon king of her family hold a grudge like this, but it was really thanks to his broken mouth, and he would definitely not suffer a loss when he fought with the princess, it was really... It is still possible to live if you do evil in heaven, but you cannot live if you do it yourself.
Ju Ye nodded firmly, and responded: "Don't worry, the princess, the slave maid will boil a big pot for you, and you will definitely be asked to drink enough!" With that, he turned and headed for the kitchen.
The corners of Wei Yunsi's eyes twitched, and what about the loyalty that he said was the little maid? Why is her girl always a little different from other people's? Juye shouldn't have squatted back, and then told her, "No, princess, the slave must accompany the princess." "Why did she turn away so dashingly?
Wei Yunsi sighed, no matter what, he was squatting on that kid!
The sky is not beautiful, and after a while, the rain fell, and the torrential rain in the summer was really fatal, Wei Yunsi trembled and clenched the shovel, and scolded Chen Hexian's bastard eight hundred times in his heart, before he finally heard a slight sound overhead.
Holding her breath, she tightened her shovel and moved behind the tree behind her, trying to cover her figure.
But Wei Yunsi calculated a lot, and he missed one thing.
That is... Chen Hexian will not climb over the wall, although his father is a heroic deputy general who sacrificed his life for the country, but Chen Hexian, the only seedling, was cultivated by his father on the way to the civil and official imperial examination since he was a child.
So Chen He first slid down the trunk of the tree.
As soon as he came, he and Wei Yunsi looked at each other, eye to nose.
In the dark night, the rain was pouring down.
Under the big tree in the princess's mansion, there was a female ghost squatting with a cloak on her head, her face covered with rain, and her eyes were resentful.
Chen Hexian was so frightened that he was so frightened that he felt that the blood of the whole person had cooled down, and he almost didn't lift it in one breath, and he couldn't shout the sentence 'help, it's haunted' stuck in the throat, his hands and feet were weak, his face was pale, and he hurriedly rolled his eyes to look at the big tree.
Wei Yunsi never expected that this unlucky thing would actually want to climb back!
She stretched out her hand and grabbed Chen Hexian's calf: "I said... ”
Chen He was first excited, and then he didn't know if he was scared stupidly, so he turned his face and said to Wei Yunsi seriously: "There is a debtor who is wronged!" Even if you are a ghost who died unjustly, you can't run out blindly and scare people, do you know whose yard this is? I'll tell you, I'll really shout it out later, and you won't be able to eat and walk around that crazy woman when she runs out! ”
Mad woman? Very good, she has the effect of intimidating female ghosts and deterring the court, right, this lifeless little lord, is slandering her like this behind her back!
Wei Yunsi stood up, the shovel and stick in his hand did not hesitate, and smashed it on Chen Hexian's back accurately, and then, Wei Yunsi came to Chen Hexian's face, and in the darkly lit courtyard, she relied on a few dim candles to maintain her sight, she lifted the rain-soaked hair in front of her, stared at her round eyes, and said word by word: "Little thief, do you see clearly who your aunt and grandmother are?" ”
Chen Hexian stared at her with wide eyes, and after a moment, he gasped.
He knew that Princess Anshun had always been a ruthless character in the capital, but he never expected that Wei Yunsi, a girl, would be ruthless and not soft on himself at all.
The rain was on his body, and his soaked clothes were close to his graceful figure and met Chen Hexian's eyes, he moved his wrist that was grabbed by Wei Yunsi, and said, "Strong... robbed a good family wife and man. ”